WTF. My ex called me her "gay bestfriend". (srs) (text pics)

[FBrien]

Does this mean no action or what? Im hanging out with her and 2 of her friends at her mom's. Maybe spending the night. And her and her friend said I'll be their gay bestfriend? What the phuck does that mean? Im straight. So I dont understand..? Lol

What do you think they mean?

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Dude it's obvious they want to hang out..... Go hang out with the girls, do what they want (pretend to be gay) then subtly ask..... Let's 3 some? They will be so happy your pretending to be gay I'm sure they will say yes

[SolidFuse]

One simply does not play a madam to do "stuff".

[jz416]

instead of getting butthurt you should of just popped a joke like "Yea, we can gossip and do each others hair".

[YungJoc]

From what I understand maybe she is telling her parents you are their "gay best friend" so you can stay over at her house for the night? In that case go with it and get some

I've met her parents.. They knew we dated

[Conway33]

Negged














jk But you have **** all for wheeling girls brotha

[YungJoc]

Dude it's obvious they want to hang out..... Go hang out with the girls, do what they want (pretend to be gay) then subtly ask..... Let's 3 some? They will be so happy your pretending to be gay I'm sure they will say yes

It'd be a 4some.

[Kichie]

Hook up with her friend and prove her wrong.

[OneMA2011]

Looks like you're being a beta ******* to me. Just go hang out and be yourself or don't go at all.

This


But srs OP...
Don't want to be the one to tell you this

But you're texting a gremlin srs

[YungJoc]

She is mad now

[YungJoc]

Lol

[Wantaripbod]

question is, why you still in touch with your ex??????

[marcello95]

You text her from an iPod? lol . Bro, it's time to learn how to text girls ..

[GlutesBreh]

cringe city

[FrogSuitMario]

You are trying to be funny but you kept it going for way too long. I cringed hard, you sound like the biggest whiner ever. I'm surprised they even invited you in the first place. I can see why these girls called you gay, you are real sensitive


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[LiftCore]

Lol from what I read they were using some sort of chick expression to describe you, most likely because you're beta. You then continue to whine, even after she TELLS YOU SHE WANTS TO GET WITH YOU!?!?!?!?! Who cares what she phucking calls you if she actually told you that she wants to make out, and I'm assuming you want to also, so I don't see what the problem was. You then conclude this ass-jackery by potentially phucking up your chances of getting any. You're best bet now is to show up, and apologize comprehensively and maybe, JUST MAYBE, you'll get some.

Weak bro, weak.

[CeBKa]

holy **** you dun goofed

[jz416]

theres a section in teen bodybuilding called the misc. Just sayin

[goobyplss]

Holy **** that was painful to read, you're one awkward / beta ******* man..... serious.

[YungJoc]

I am pretty beta when it comes to her. I'm not in person tho. Any tips on NOT being so beta over text?

[LiftCore]

I am pretty beta when it comes to her. I'm not in person tho. Any tips on NOT being so beta over text?

Don't be so... I don't know... fragile, defensive. Girls say wierd things, they use some retarded expressions that we don't always get at first. She wasn't calling you a homosexual who likes taking B B C in the angus. She is using that to describe either that you're beta, or overly nice or sensitive with them, maybe too passive, in which is similar to a gay guy being friends with girls. Its not really an offensive statement, more of a girls way of saying fairly opposite of a jerk, but maybe too much so. Like she said, it's hard to put it into perspective in typing.

[martinykolev]

holy mother of god i lold my ass off
bitch offering herself and you keep arguing for the dumbest thing you can possibly think of.what if they called you gay? you ****ing the bitch balls deep anyways so whats the big deal?people aren't always serious about what they say you know..
AND THAT JOKE AT THE END HOLY MOTHER OF SWEET JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSS you couldn't possibly think of something more retarded could you?

[Conway33]

Tip: Don't be a *******.

This gets worse and worse as i see more pictures.

[lankywhitekid]

You're so stupid I can't even think of something helpful/clever to say. Good job burning all your chances of seeing her lady parts. -.-

[BeGeezy]

your in the friendzone... nah even worese, the gay friendzone? idk lol eff her man go hangout with another chick shes not into you by the sounds of it :/

[trs5]

Do you know how i know urine idiot

In all seriousness youre the most stupid person ive met on this forum. I mean seriously?

[TheBuffmuffin]

Betas gonna beta.

[YungJoc]

Lol. Wanna know something? Even after all this Im gonna phuck her

[GlutesBreh]

Lol. Wanna know something? Even after all this Im gonna phuck her

dont forget pics brah

[Mellow33]

Well it sounds like it made you sad op...

[CalebRM]

You sound like an insecure pussy. Who gives a fuk what they think as long as u get some poon.