bored as phuck, ask me anything

[douglasmich]

go on

[weightlifters]

Who are you?

[PrinceOfTmisc]

how close is jerrabomberra to canberra?

[sLaPcHoP35]

wat did u do for NYE op

[Boostronics]

You like dogs op? Because...


I fuking hate *******s that think everyone in the world is as animal-friendly as them... I'm not saying I hate animals or anything, but I am scared to death of dogs. Especially those dogs that come at you with their mouths open and if you try to run they chase your ass like a fuking cheetah.

I'm not the same as you, and I don't give a FUK if you consider a dog as your family. Get the animal on a leash, and do NOT let the dog roam around on the streets "because he wants freedom". I want freedom too, and my life is more important than that rodent.

Srs if any dog comes at me on the street i will kick it's face in until it can't stand up again and I can safely continue on my way. I've watched too many dog videos to know they are dangerous creatures. And if you try to sue me I will lol at your face and then spit in it, then proceed to take a sh*t on your lifeless dog because you are a powerless wimp.

[douglasmich]

Who are you?

michael douglas, in yr 12 started lifting when i turned 17, currently cutting

[douglasmich]

wat did u do for NYE op

got smashed in civic raving to timmy trumpet

[douglasmich]

how close is jerrabomberra to canberra?

like 10-15 min drive lol

[m4a1steaksauce]

who the phuck wants to ask you anything you *******

[douglasmich]

who the phuck wants to ask you anything you *******

u mad?

[PrinceOfTmisc]

You like dogs op? Because...


I fuking hate *******s that think everyone in the world is as animal-friendly as them... I'm not saying I hate animals or anything, but I am scared to death of dogs. Especially those dogs that come at you with their mouths open and if you try to run they chase your ass like a fuking cheetah.

I'm not the same as you, and I don't give a FUK if you consider a dog as your family. Get the animal on a leash, and do NOT let the dog roam around on the streets "because he wants freedom". I want freedom too, and my life is more important than that rodent.

Srs if any dog comes at me on the street i will kick it's face in until it can't stand up again and I can safely continue on my way. I've watched too many dog videos to know they are dangerous creatures. And if you try to sue me I will lol at your face and then spit in it, then proceed to take a sh*t on your lifeless dog because you are a powerless wimp.

hahahahahahahaha saw that one coming at the first line, still so good

[Bone32]

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

[tzamn]

Smash, marry and kill. 3 celebrities. Pick

[danielaq12]

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

sh it just got real

[PrinceOfTmisc]

sh it just got real

no response, douglasmich just couldnt handle it after that

[douglasmich]

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

ahaha no idea

[douglasmich]

Smash, marry and kill. 3 celebrities. Pick

smash- bish from TED
marry- bish from TED
kill- twilight sloot

[trapaholic93]

when was the last time you got laid?

[Str8FromNYC]

can u rep me m8

[rednaxula]

Would you smash 2/10 if on a dry spell and nobody found out?

[7adrian7]

Who was the skst KENT ever ?

[douglasmich]

when was the last time you got laid?

never

[douglasmich]

Would you smash 2/10 if on a dry spell and nobody found out?

6/10 lowest i would go, 5/10 if not fat

[tallntoned]

never

when was the first time you got laid?

[ULTRA12]

Pick a number out of 3 to 9

[douglasmich]

when was the first time you got laid?

i havnt :/

[Plectume]

u finna beat it OP?

[imzeus]

Where is Australia?

[douglasmich]

Where is Australia?

well its not RED