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    ITT: Oneitis CURE

    You're oneitis is a whore.

    She's most likely taken multiple dicks to her vagina, anus, and mouth..and loved every ****in minute of it.

    She's really no different than any other girl or woman in this world.

    Ask yourself what would really change in your life if you slayed or started a relationship with her? Not much.

    She's just a pussy, anus, mouth, and brain - nothing more.

    Attachment and desire is the root of suffering.

    Destroy your ignorant attachment to this female that you think is somehow special from any other girl - she's not.

    When you think of her, destroy that thought on the spot. Expel it from your mind.

    Realize that the only thing that a oneitis causes is suffering. Realize this and you will be free from ever falling into the clutches of a woman again.
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    itt ops oneitis is a hoe

    u found the wrong girl to go oneitis on ***get
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    Originally Posted by frontofthepack View Post
    You're oneitis is a whore.

    She's most likely taken multiple dicks to her vagina, anus, and mouth..and loved every ****in minute of it.

    She's really no different than any other girl or woman in this world.

    Ask yourself what would really change in your life if you slayed or started a relationship with her? Not much.

    She's just a pussy, anus, mouth, and brain - nothing more.

    Attachment and desire is the root of suffering.

    Destroy your ignorant attachment to this female that you think is somehow special from any other girl - she's not.

    When you think of her, destroy that thought on the spot. Expel it from your mind.

    Realize that the only thing that a oneitis causes is suffering. Realize this and you will be free from ever falling into the clutches of a woman again.


    Cool story bro.

    Women are just bags of flesh, blood, water, piss, sh*t, pus, etc. like everyone else.
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    I always thought Buddha must have had a REALLY bad oneitis, because that **** is PERFECT for getting over them. 100% dead ****ing serious.
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    Originally Posted by ThaWhistle View Post
    I always thought Buddha must have had a REALLY bad oneitis, because that **** is PERFECT for getting over them. 100% dead ****ing serious.
    Buddha probably got friendzoned by his oneitis and said never again. Would have probably been a Miscer if he was alive today.
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    want to know a cure that actually worked for me? stay with me here phaggots.

    Close you eyes and imagine colored "strings" joining you and your oneitis. Each color represents a feeling you have towards them. Now in your mind picture cutting these strings with a knife. and if u take this seriously, BAM feelings are gone.
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    Originally Posted by ForPeteSake View Post
    want to know a cure that actually worked for me? stay with me here phaggots.

    Close you eyes and imagine colored "strings" joining you and your oneitis. Each color represents a feeling you have towards them. Now in your mind picture cutting these strings with a knife. and if u take this seriously, BAM feelings are gone.
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    Originally Posted by frontofthepack View Post
    You're oneitis is a whore.

    She's most likely taken multiple dicks to her vagina, anus, and mouth..and loved every ****in minute of it.

    She's really no different than any other girl or woman in this world.

    Ask yourself what would really change in your life if you slayed or started a relationship with her? Not much.

    She's just a pussy, anus, mouth, and brain - nothing more.

    Attachment and desire is the root of suffering.

    Destroy your ignorant attachment to this female that you think is somehow special from any other girl - she's not.

    When you think of her, destroy that thought on the spot. Expel it from your mind.

    Realize that the only thing that a oneitis causes is suffering. Realize this and you will be free from ever falling into the clutches of a woman again.
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    Originally Posted by ForPeteSake View Post
    want to know a cure that actually worked for me? stay with me here phaggots.

    Close you eyes and imagine colored "strings" joining you and your oneitis. Each color represents a feeling you have towards them. Now in your mind picture cutting these strings with a knife. and if u take this seriously, BAM feelings are gone.
    works everytime (srs) (noweirdo)
    Your a little phucked up eh?
    My oneitis for a long time was my ex but that's because we actually dated for around 4 years if you count the time we still talked after breaking up and still smashed. Getting over it fairly decently by actively finding new women which takes my mind off of it.
    I do not see how people get a oneitis over a girl they just see in class and have a crush on or something, do something about it or move on.
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    LOL at you guys trying so hard to not have feels
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    Just picture your oneitis biting down on a leather strop with a pained, strained expression on her face. Why is she doing this you might ask, because she's taking the biggest, rankest, most pelvis shattering shyt ever. A shyt so dense it will probably crack the toilet bowl.

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    Originally Posted by frontofthepack View Post
    You're oneitis is a whore.

    She's most likely taken multiple dicks to her vagina, anus, and mouth..and loved every ****in minute of it.

    She's really no different than any other girl or woman in this world.

    Ask yourself what would really change in your life if you slayed or started a relationship with her? Not much.

    She's just a pussy, anus, mouth, and brain - nothing more.

    Attachment and desire is the root of suffering.

    Destroy your ignorant attachment to this female that you think is somehow special from any other girl - she's not.

    When you think of her, destroy that thought on the spot. Expel it from your mind.

    Realize that the only thing that a oneitis causes is suffering. Realize this and you will be free from ever falling into the clutches of a woman again.

    Agree on all OP, and this one I hadn't heard and makes all the sense in the world srs. Pls remember me to grape you on recharge.
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