You're about to get into a fight: Whats your opening intimidating line? (LINES)

[Trapstar4.4]

"ima rape yo ******* ass"

i say that then they usually back off or run away

[knowsdatfeel]

Dont say it's time to duel, makes you sound like some yu-gi-oh player.


I don't fight a lot, I tend to defuse situations by telling everyone how small my penor is(for the record, its soooo small). If I were to get in a fight, possibly because someone challenged my 'Smallest penis in the room" crown, Id shout "IT'S TURBO TIME" like Arnold.

Other possible instigatory lines:

-I'll **** you till you love me
-Do you even lift?
-I'm all jacked up on mountain dew
-I'm not afraid to throw my own ****
-Don't you know im crazy man?
-Let's go pound some ****h

[Winter52]

you dun goofed mada faka

[BLUETEA]

u gon' get poverty negs *******

[NF0913]

squeal like a lil pig for me boy!!

or

ima put you in a wheelchair boy

[Olympicscrub]

"I bench tree fiddy ya *******."

[VinMichael]

I like the tuna here

[KReyn]

I always wanted someone shorter than me to try to pick a fight with me so I can bust out the, "you and what step ladder?" line.

[LiftDrive]

I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

[Dasser]

U gon' get raped *****aa


YEAHHHHHH BUDDDDAYYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUHHH

[Jaypwns]

"You can't fight love"

[Greenman1983]

Is THIS a little queer?!

[TekkinBrah]

imma piitb and there is nothing you can do about it *******.

[MyAmbitionz]

'time to d-d-d-d-d-duel' not srs

'I hope your girl is watching'

[Jabbar]

i'll fuk you till you love me *******

lmao bestest first post ever

[biggoron]

i'll fuk you till you love me *******

/thread

[Winzer]

Definitely this.

[truthhurts]

just give them the fedor blank stare


will fuk with their head

[BrollicWraith]

So you're about to square off with someone, some hypothetical altercation at a bar or on the street or what have you.

Its clearly about to go down. right before you start throwing hands though, what are your GO-TO intimidation lines?

Now im a gentleman, and prefer to avoid street fights as it simply just not classy.

but instead of "lets go *******" or something like that,

i think i'd say "its now time to DUEL!"

or

"Your flesh shall be the main course!"

you know? Something that'll really make him say uwotm8?

CLEARLY these lines would frazzle him to the point that he wouldnt want to engage in fisticuffs any longer.

[SaiyanVegeta]

Lolz, some epic responses in here. I usually don't say anything when I'm about to get into a fight. I just stare at them and let the other guy be the one to get loud. Can't imagine myself saying convoluted **** like this though. Probably would just say

[randombrah102]

You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: This is (*******s name). The fool who thought he could **** with Randombrah102.

[Drop_Dead]

yell DROP DEAD! as i throw a lead leg front kick to the chin

(not serious)

[ViewCart]

Bring your English homework so ill make then when i finish with you
inb4 aware

[fueledbybeer]

All you need to say is


"you ain't sheeting right for a week"

[betterthangoode]

drunk night before the bar me and a friend went into a 7-11 hes black and the clerk was black some fat white dude called the clerk a ni**a my boy walked up and said "you dont know where im at" and cracked him in the jaw. then i got scared and yelled cops so we ran away lol good times

[miguel125]

Take Off Shirt start yelling " Come at me bro , u mirin ? " , while twitching and making crazy eyes

[iabs]

Kamehameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....




















































Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

[LegosInMyEgos]

I knew a kid who didn't like fighting so he would take his pants off right before he would get into a fight and be like "I fight naked". No one ever actually fought him.

[DankSnaks]

Watchout your anus bro my foot is going to love it tenderly.

[youngbuckets5]

cover dat pipi with some extra virgin olive oil first