Lets post stories where we went full social retard aspie mode with girls

[Oggie22]

summer going to 9th grade
-ive had a crush on this girl since she transferred to my middle school in 8th grade
-she's dating basketball player guy who's 6'0 master race in middle school
-she moves down the street from me
-we become friends
-she's always grabbing my butt and grinding on me at parties but im too poocy to make a move
-me and her sitting outside her apartment making small talk
-her mom works night shift so she's home alone besides her sister
-she starts talking about how important it is to keep her poocy clean or sum ****
-i agree and tell her guys have to keep their junk clean too
-more small talk
-she tells me how flexible she is then proceeds to spread her legs really wide and lean back so i basically just get a clean look at her poocy lips through her jogging pants
-panic don't know what to say
-can't remember much after that conversation wise, but p sure she just ended going to her apartment and i went home


I LITERALLY REGRET THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS

[seanberlin]

>16/17 years old, junior in high school, kiss less virgin (srs)
>social anxiety with girls, so fking scared of interaction
>girl I like asks me to homecoming dance (should be other way around)
>she's fairly slooty, gives it up like nothing
>have dinner, meet parents, etc. pretty shy, but no big deal
>get to dance
>too scared to dance, stand outside, she gets pissed, i leave
>go to friend's house, complain about how i ****ed up
>call her on phone, apologize, crying (lmao)
>night over, but I drop off cookies to her house I made earlier for her (wot m8)

absolute 10/10 full bish mode. ended up finding qt3.14 gf and ****ed like rabbits within 6 months of this happening. we're all gonna make it

[lilbdabasedgod]

>16/17 years old, junior in high school, kiss less virgin (srs)
>social anxiety with girls, so fking scared of interaction
>girl I like asks me to homecoming dance (should be other way around)
>she's fairly slooty, gives it up like nothing
>have dinner, meet parents, etc. pretty shy, but no big deal
>get to dance
>too scared to dance, stand outside, she gets pissed, i leave
>go to friend's house, complain about how i ****ed up
>call her on phone, apologize, crying (lmao)
>night over, but I drop off cookies to her house I made earlier for her (wot m8)

absolute 10/10 full bish mode. ended up finding qt3.14 gf and ****ed like rabbits within 6 months of this happening. we're all gonna make it

gjdm

[strengthsthetic]

lol I got a couple

-girl sang to me every fukin day in one of my math classes (lmao) she was into dance and ****
-was black but aesthetic, first thing that came to mind when I saw her in the first day of my class was "she's black, but probably top 3 most aesthetic girls in that class"
-ignore singing, me and the 12 people within proximity of me feeling awkward as fuk b/c this sloot never stops singing
-doodled my name artistically on papers etc.
-one day she got mad and flat out said that if I kept being awkward "You ain't gonna get this booty"
-She didn't give up until after the whole year was over though, I would just take a nap sometimes while she was singing at me

lmao, laughing hard as fuk IRL right now.

also another girl (smart/aesthetic white+mexican) who was clearly interested in me and sent me hearts on fb and chit asked me to eat frozen yogurt with her in the middle of the night one day
-was like "nah I don't feel like eating sweets, got a bunch of beef at home would rather eat that. Trying to get buff"
-next day/few days keeps commenting on how I'm kind of buff (pink knighting).
-repeatedly deny pink knight attempts and don't do jack chit
-she eventually gave up, lol.

Pretty beta, but I'll be ok. Don't dwell on this stuff brahs, hope you took solace in my beta cliffs.
-

ffs

"Wow your body looks so nice"

"n-not really"

[strengthsthetic]

> be alone with female friend at town pre-drinks
> shes drunk, I'm relatively sober
> she's in long term long distance type relationship
> asks "do you like me?"
> she's decent looking but I'm not attracted to her
> face turns red
> say "you have a boyfriend"
> she says "what if I didn't?"
> just stand there not knowing what to do with her looking up at me

betaasphuck.jpg

[Tjoobie]

- At Strip Club Sober
- Bros introduce me to some of the strippers they know
- One offers me free lappy because she wants to party after (loves drinking and stuff)
- Tell her about my work and how i'm good at socialising with new people
- Go to take a sip of drink and spill down shirt
- Look down and go "Well obviously not this time"
- Walk away.

[Thorsson7]

> At Prom (18)
> 8/10 hottest girl in my year mires my properly fitting suit
> "y-y-ou l-look nice t-too"
> She smiles, asks me where I'm going afterwards.
> I say I'm going home
> She asks if she can come
> I panic, say no and walk away















































I wish I wasn't serious but I ****in am.

[SpagHeddy]

Was leaving dining common to go print something for gf
Random girl stops me and says "your eyes are amazing"
I say thanks and walk directly passed and hear her "wow really" and her friends laughing

Not really beta because I have a gf and wasn't trying to do anything, but curious wtf is the correct response in this type of situation

thanks, whats ur name?

[SpagHeddy]

I have lots of stories, but they're all similar to the ones others posted.

I'm known for my famous ''I know'' when given a compliment and totally ignoring girls that i flirted with before.

I've gotten better now doe.

[tommyymas]

>sat next to girl in english 7/10
>Leave school don't see her for 2 years
>Bump into each other at the pub
>Tells me how i have gotten so much bigger
>Then tells me how i now look like Joey Essex
>Freeze and reply "Don't compare me to a ******* like that"
>walk off angered by comparison

Fuk, she was a solid 7.5 at the point and one of the 2% of UK girls that aren't obese. Realised what had happened when my friend told me she was dripping for me. FML

[CapnSumTingWong]

I can beat every single story in here. GUARANTEED.

High school, 12th grade
Cute girl "Do you want to come home with me after school?"
It's raining
"Uh n-no, I think we have baseball practice today"

-_- ffffuuuuuuuu

[urchat]

>In Madrid partying with cousin
>learn how to say "Im not very intelligent, but i can lift heavy things" in spanish
>go to a club
>get absolutely fuqing shipfaced (border line alcohol poisoning) on 1 euro tequila shots
>walk up to HBB and only manage to say "im not very intelligent" before i forget the rest of the line and burst out into a laughing fit
>get so disorientated while laughing uncontrollably and headbutt HBB
>girl goes down, HARD, blood.. everywhere...
>continued smashing down tequila shots
>pass out in the bathroom

[tpt]

in for later

[Power_Strike92]

-met some Asian chick in 9th grade who just moved to the US, she knew little English
-I went to military school for my sophomore year of HS
-came back to public school my junior year and saw the girl, her English was great
-I told her I was impressed with how her English was coming along
-she was like, what?
-I walked away awkwardly

[Qwertym]

It was Halloween, I bought a toy knife
Girl comes over
We are in back yard
I grab knife and start chasing her (as a joke because it isn't real)
She screams, literally is nearly in tears from fear, jumps over my 10ft fence and never hear from her again
Police come knocking on my door the next morning..
Aw fuk bye

[FinanceSwole]

Not really a slip up, but in retrospect maybe I should have been more selfish.

Would go to this bar every other week for about a 2 month stretch.
Very cute bartender there.
First night I saw her, told her she was the hottest chick in the bar and I wanted her #.
She said " I can't give it out"
Next time I show up I'm grabbed by the arm randomly and pulled in for some obviously tipsy kissing with that same bartender.
Tell her let's go outside to my car.
Continue kissing, she starts working the shaft, and I remember I rolled with my boy who has no way of getting home and we are in the hood.
Told her "some other time"
Bounced with homie lol.
Still never smashed to this day, although I had an opportunity later but i was already with another chick.

[DTAbrah]

All these stories are good reminders of how many HBB's are out there and willing, its okay to phuck it up with a couple. Still cringe at a few of my own. Several "I don't have a condom" situations.

[Korry1]

Dat feel when....

37 and FA

... Need to stop miscing...

[peepr]

Thread is hilarious. Also loling @ everyone who is now banned.

[iCAMETOPLAY]

37 and FA

Age: 36

[BodyBuilda1]

IMF so many banned people in this thread haha

[123apk]

oh god, this just came in mind

- i'm 15, awkward as ****

- hot blonde in my class, we're kind of friends

- one day she hugs me

- i go full potato and start humping her and making noises

- she leaves quickly, crying

- i try to laugh and tell her "lol omg it was a joke"

- she falls for it and kinda smiles, relieved

- oh god, why



Luckily I got less and less awkward growing up until like 17, then I was just fine

LOl, are you a dog or something?

[blank1]

I don't have any but I am going to share something that happened to a friend of mine:

>He was on a party
>Was supposed to spend the night there
>There was a rather big sofa which he was going to share with a girl but there was only one pillow accessible
>"Well, I guess we will have to share a pillow" she said with a seductive smile according to him
>My friend was able to find another pillow just for her
>No sex for him that night

[ObviouslyDutch]

True story about me:

>I was on a party
>Was supposed to spend the night there
>There was a rather big sofa which I was going to share with the girl but there was only one pillow accessible
>"Well, I guess we will have to share a pillow" she said with a seductive smile.
>I was able to find another pillow just for her
>No sex for me that night

Fixed, stop being a liar u ***got.

[Tbone991]

>In Madrid partying with cousin
>learn how to say "Im not very intelligent, but i can lift heavy things" in spanish
>go to a club
>get absolutely fuqing shipfaced (border line alcohol poisoning) on 1 euro tequila shots
>walk up to HBB and only manage to say "im not very intelligent" before i forget the rest of the line and burst out into a laughing fit
>get so disorientated while laughing uncontrollably and headbutt HBB
>girl goes down, HARD, blood.. everywhere...
>continued smashing down tequila shots
>pass out in the bathroom

fuk yeh

straya kunt

[123apk]

When I was a virgin with first gf that I lost it to, this happened. -

*Girl laying on sofa with me, starts talking dirty. Calls me a bad boy, says she's gonna sort me out.
*I say no, I'm a good boy and start convincing her. Didn't realize she was talking dirty till afterwards.
*Girl gets up in a mood, no sexytime that night (lost it two days latter instead)

Looking back it makes me cringe and die a little inside. Must have sounded so stupid.

[HockeyBacon18]

waiting for elevator and miscing on my phone

elevator arrives

hot blonde gets off says hey

she scares ****tt outta me so i jump up, throw phone in air, catch phone and mumble a beta hey back

FML

[crunchesnlunges]

Extreme cliffs
Bought $300 in gifts at Christmas for a girl who was using me for attention
She never would come over to accept them so I returned em (thank fkn god)
She still received about $90 worth
Fml I was beta and white knight as fuk

[Reservoir Dog]

-New hot little secretary at my office
-First conversation we ever had
-(me)"Hey, how's it going?"
-(her)"Pretty good, how are you?"
-(me)"I'm good, how are you?"

[Reservoir Dog]

-Talking to this cute waitress at a bar
-She's flirting hard, wants the d
-I'm drinking a jack and coke and chewing the ice
-Go to say something and a chunk of ice flies out of my mouth and hits her directly in the eyeball
-She runs to the bathroom in pain
-I leave