I always worry about something bad happening but so far I have been lucky. I own multiple guns but I've never felt the need to ever carry one on me when someone comes over to buy something. I have had men come to buy things that are carrying guns though. Usually someone who is carrying (legally) is pretty responsible though. I always just figured if someone came over and decided to rob me of my equipment and cash then its not worth getting in a shootout over it anyway.
The gun isn't to keep them from taking your money/stuff. It's to (hopefully) save your life.
I can replace my wallet, truck, equipment, etc. There aren't any replacement stasher1's for sale on Amazon.
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
(29) Unpunctuality drives me crazy. If the guy has to pick up the item at 10:00 am, he can not arrive at 15:00 pm without any notice, or appology. No excuse for that!.
30. You can't find the item to take a photo of it but you want to sell it to me. This actually happened today (email exchange).
31. When asked if the plates are the same brand as the bar, the seller says that they're Olympic plates and they're round... and that Play it Again Sports would pay more than his asking price of $1.10 per pound (same guy as #30)
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
Some guy advertised "two pairs" of Ivanko training collars and "two pairs" of Quicklee collars for $60. The photo shows one pair of each. I ask the guy if he actually has "two pairs" (four) of the Ivankos. He says yes. He agrees to accept $30 PayPal payment for the "two pairs" of Ivankos and to ship them to me for $6 (it's not worth driving that far for just some collars). I pay him $36. After payment is of course when he acts surprised that I want "two pairs". I realize that something is up and start a PayPal dispute. After many frustrating email exchanges, I get a refund. ...just about that time, I noticed that he had carbon copied another email address so I look it up and find that she's an interpreter. Apparently the guy doesn't speak English and apparently doesn't know the meaning of the word "pair".
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
Would you consider shipping all the plates in a post office flat rate Priority mail box?
Hello,
Yes, I am willing to ship if you are willing to pay for the flat-rate costs plus two hours of warehouse personnel time of $19.50 per hour to pack and deliver to post office.
Thank you,
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------, Of course, I intended to pay for shipping. But I'm not comfortable giving money to a company that isn't capable of shipping a package in less than two hours. Good luck.
I understand you are upset, but the employee has to drive to the post office (fuel and mileage) find the right boxes (will take several, the post office has limits on weight, we know), drive back, wrap and seal, then go back to the post office, stand in line, and finally, drive back. Sorry you do not understand.
Thanks,
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------, Priority boxes can be delivered by the post office free of charge and packages can be picked up with the rest of outgoing mail. Flat rate boxes have a weight limit of 70 lbs. The weights are conveniently written on the plates and add up to less than 50 lbs. I could explain to you how to run your business more efficiently but I suspect it would take a long time to draw everything out as a story book. I would need to charge $200 per hour. Time is money and I've already spent 2 minutes reading and replying to your email. It probably took 20 minutes for you to compose your emails so let's just say we're even and cut our losses. Good luck to you.
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
Weights for lifting. Two-14 pounds, Two-10 pounds, One-8 pound and Two-2 pounds. All for $25.00. Phone 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. If no answer leave a message and your call will be returned as soon as possible.
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
Would you consider shipping all the plates in a post office flat rate Priority mail box?
------, Of course, I intended to pay for shipping. But I'm not comfortable giving money to a company that isn't capable of shipping a package in less than two hours. Good luck.
------, Priority boxes can be delivered by the post office free of charge and packages can be picked up with the rest of outgoing mail. Flat rate boxes have a weight limit of 70 lbs. The weights are conveniently written on the plates and add up to less than 50 lbs. I could explain to you how to run your business more efficiently but I suspect it would take a long time to draw everything out as a story book. I would need to charge $200 per hour. Time is money and I've already spent 2 minutes reading and replying to your email. It probably took 20 minutes for you to compose your emails so let's just say we're even and cut our losses. Good luck to you.
Nice Morebarbell, just dealt with something similar for an ezcurl bar and collars, although in the end it worked out. Thanks for the chuckle
Nice Morebarbell, just dealt with something similar for an ezcurl bar and collars, although in the end it worked out. Thanks for the chuckle
Thanks. I was in a playful mood. I don't have much patience for shop owners that are smart a----. I did show greater patience with the lady who sold me some ROEZH plates on the 'bay. It took more than half a dozen emails to get her auction listed correctly but it worked out well in the end. Her feedback for me was "Very helpful and patient with the transaction." I'm going to leave her good feedback also. Unfortunately, she got slammed with a neg from another buyer who wasn't as tolerant.
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
32. When you daily re-post an ad for useless overpriced crap at inflated prices. You can watch some of these ads for weeks and see the prices fall slowly, but any potential buyers have lost interest.
33. When you sell a treadmill (or similar) and and just say "treadmill for sale". Please state specific model so I can research it.
34. When you use text jargon and misspell every second word in your description.
I have run into almost all of the reasons listed in previous posts.
Last edited by My2BoysDad; 04-13-2013 at 06:46 AM.
Reason: sentence structure
i had a guy say he chose my treadmill because i had great photos and all the info in the ad. my video of it in use didn't hurt either . a great flip for a $25 treadmill i got $150 .
()---() York Barbell Club #15 ()---()
I have alot of ironmaster stuff and at some point will get their kettle bells but how come I feel like instead of me mastering the iron I feel like its mastering me? LOL :D.
I've seen a couple guys who think that "metal doesn't depreciate" so they think they should be getting back as much or close to what they initially paid for brand new weights, racks, etc. The first guy wanted $200 for his $200 weight set (possibly rusty, can't remember), and the other guy wants at least $500 for a $600 Nautilus half rack (includes weights, bench and bars) he's had for over 5 years.
I've seen a couple guys who think that "metal doesn't depreciate" so they think they should be getting back as much or close to what they initially paid for brand new weights, racks, etc. The first guy wanted $200 for his $200 weight set (possibly rusty, can't remember), and the other guy wants at least $500 for a $600 Nautilus half rack (includes weights, bench and bars) he's had for over 5 years.
There's a guy near me that flips higher end equipment. A lot of it is at the MSRP and sometimes even more than MSRP. Most of it is heavily used gym liquidations. He mostly uses stock photos so that you don't see the rust on the actual stuff. He's had the same stuff listed for 6 months to a year and it's a complete waste of time to try to negotiate with him. I don't alway recognize his posts and I've contacted him about a few things, not realizing it was him. He's quite proud of himself and likes to talk about how long he's been flipping gear. At his prices, it's got to be a VERY long time. LOL.
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
I've seen a couple guys who think that "metal doesn't depreciate" so they think they should be getting back as much or close to what they initially paid for brand new weights, racks, etc. The first guy wanted $200 for his $200 weight set (possibly rusty, can't remember), and the other guy wants at least $500 for a $600 Nautilus half rack (includes weights, bench and bars) he's had for over 5 years.
There is a person near me trying to sell one of those home gyms for near retail. In his ad he states "home gyms do not depreciate in value". Surely he must know of what he speaks, although the ads been re-posted several times with no takers.
15) You have an item for sale, but its buried under tools, clothes, trash, and generally indistinguishable from the clutter around it. Clearly you're a busy douchebag, so just take a quick blurry photo of it as it sits and post it as is.
16) Even though flipping a photo is just about easier than turning on the computer....because you're still a busy douchebag, you never take the 2 seconds to do it. Turning your head sideways isn't a big deal and is a small price to pay for the awesome standard bench press you want $300 for.
Hey look.... does this look familiar? I mean.....why would anyone NOT want to way overpay for a seated calf raise devise that may or may not have new pads, may or may not be commercial, and can almost be seen under all the crap on top of it!
Hell, now that I look at the picture again....this one pretty much covers both of my "craigslist idiot rules".....
Inspired by the "you might be a gym idiot" thread... This is intended to be light hearted. If it's too "Misc" for the equipment forum, I apologize and I'll close the thread.
You might be a Craigslist Idiot if....
(1) Your sale has no photos or your sale photos are stock photos from the manufacturer's website If your description is also poor, then you're 2x an idiot. But if you're selling cement weights, then you're an a**.
(2) Your photos are smaller than a postage stamp and/or the same resolution as the photos of the Loch Ness monster.
(3) You never take down your sales after the items are sold. Your time is too valuable. If other people still read your ad and reply, it's easier for you just ignore them.
(4) You send a one line email: "is it still available?" the same day that the sale was posted.
(5) You say "I'll take it" and then never contact the seller again
(6) You spend $50 on gas and six hours driving to save $50.
(7) You get chatty and stick around after a buy.
(8) You think it's ok for the sale items to be picked up two feet away from used kitty litter or garbage.
(9) You ask detailed questions in numerous emails before finally disclosing your ridiculously low offer
(10) You take photos of your Craigslist score and then use the same photos to flip the gear even though you're keeping the good stuff in the photos.
...
I agree with many of these, for sure....and the thread is hilarious. However, I disagree with 2 things off of your list. First is the "still available" thing. I've sold stuff within an hour of listing, and I've called on many items that were sold within hours, so I think that question, even on day one is reasonable. Second is the hanging out to chat thing. The guys who came up to get my Ivanko plates yesterday had responded to my Craigslist ad for them. They drove almost 3 hours for them, and they happen to be bb.com members. They were great guys, and stayed to BS for about an hour. No problem with that, whatsoever.
That being said, half of the people I deal with on craigslist end up being idiots, so I highly approve of this thread.
Last edited by Paulie_G; 04-14-2013 at 07:28 AM.
Current goal: Cut down to 165 while increasing bench press to 300 by 6/30/2013. So close, I can feel it.
35. They want a ridiculous amount of money for it and are ashamed to even post the amount
36. They're cement weights... or the equipment is badly rusted... or they're in a flooded storage unit
lol
Originally Posted by My2BoysDad
(35) When you do not list a price or ask only for offers.
(36) Say photos only available on request.
Lower right hand corner.
Originally Posted by Keetman
...can almost be seen under all the crap on top of it!.....
There are always exceptions to the rules... for example, if I break one of them it's ok
I suppose that the chatting depends on the people and the timing.
I do think "still available" is a waste of time if that's the only content of the email. On a few occasions, I told someone "yes" and then sold it to someone else before they replied. If they had gotten to the point, they may have gotten it.
Originally Posted by Paulie_G
I agree with many of these, for sure....and the thread is hilarious. However, I disagree with 2 things off of your list. First is the "still available" thing. I've sold stuff within an hour of listing, and I've called on many items that were sold within hours, so I think that question, even on day one is reasonable. Second is the hanging out to chat thing. The guys who came up to get my Ivanko plates yesterday had responded to my Craigslist ad for them. They drove almost 3 hours for them, and they happen to be bb.com members. They were great guys, and stayed to BS for about an hour. No problem with that, whatsoever.
That being said, half of the people I deal with on craigslist end up being idiots, so I highly approve of this thread.
Last edited by morebarbell; 04-14-2013 at 12:02 PM.
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
Geeze, dude! Like I told you, I am sorry you are so upset. If you don't understand, you don't understand. It is okay, there is no need to be so angry. Sorry it didn't work out for you. Take care.
LOL I was teasing you…or teasing you back, assuming that you were joking about your $40 handling fee. It's OK that you don't want to ship. I do think it would be in the best interest of a business to equip itself for shipping, especially something this easy. There is going to be much larger demand for the product further away from the manufacturer. You're practically neighbors with Ivanko. FYI, flat rate boxes can hold up to 70 lbs, the weights are labeled on the plates, and the rate is fixed so the postage could just be printed. If your business doesn't have any office equipment, it might not have a printer but stamps would work also. I've shipped and received weights in priority boxes frequently. It wasn't difficult to find a company that will ship. Today I ordered ____ shipped by freight with a shipping cost of $____. Have a good day and good luck to you.
LOL, you really are upset. Look, did you not say that time was money? I can't believe how much time you are putting into getting your anger across. Would you like the phone number to yell at me? Come on, brother.
Namaste
I would need to charge you for any phone calls. I can yell at you or say whatever your want as long as you are paying for it. I don't do dirty talk though (unless you pay extra).
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
Tell them you'll instruct usps to deliver the boxes to their warehouse and you'll mail them a prepaid self-adhering shipping label... and you'll even schedule the pickup (you can do this online)!! 99% chance they respond with more nonsense. Some people really confuse me. Being lazy seems like so much damn work. It took more time to say why s/he won't do it than it would have to just do it.
Here's her reply to my offer to charge per phone call. It seems she wants the heavy breathing. ...I suppose that makes sense since in one of her emails she used a greeting that she probably learned in Yoga. I didn't reply back to her email.
Come on, brother... you are wildly contradicting yourself at this point. Shh, breathe, it's okay.
The scheduled pickup, prepaid label and pickup are good ideas.
Originally Posted by User893402
Tell them you'll instruct usps to deliver the boxes to their warehouse and you'll mail them a prepaid self-adhering shipping label... and you'll even schedule the pickup (you can do this online)!! 99% chance they respond with more nonsense. Some people really confuse me. Being lazy seems like so much damn work. It took more time to say why s/he won't do it than it would have to just do it.
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
37. You make a legitimate offer and the seller takes two weeks to get back with an answer or get you no reply at all. Most individuals today have cell phones with internet that immediately shows their incoming mail. No courtesy whatsoever.
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I assume this is just a scam. There's no photos and the description is about as vague as it gets. "Email for pictures IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BUY" but how on earth could anyone know if they really want to buy when there are no photos and they don't even say what they are selling?! No price is listed and it's best offer... but weights are included in the price? LOL!
>>>>I suspect that it is intentionally vague, to gain contact information. Otherwise it just doesn't make any sense.
But I have seen legit ads that were almost as vague.
Weight Equipment(BEST OFFER) (Mounds View)
BEST OFFER...... PLUS shipping and handling if you are unable to pick it up... It is in great shape. PLUS weights included in the price.. Any other questions please let me know
Call xxxx or xxxx or Email for pictures.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BUY
Ⓜ──Ⓞ Ⓡ──Ⓔ []---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #32 []---[]
Plates are 50¢ per pound, bars are $25, benches are $40, power racks are $200, cars are $5000, houses are $100,000, & clothes are 25¢.
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I don't have much patience for shop owners that are smart a----. I did show greater patience with the lady who sold me some ROEZH plates on the 'bay. It took more than half a dozen emails to get her auction listed correctly but it worked out well in the end. Her feedback for me was "Very helpful and patient with the transaction." I'm going to leave her good feedback also. Unfortunately, she got slammed with a neg from another buyer who wasn't as tolerant.
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