Ask a brah anything who just found out my best mates mother is an ESCORT anything SRS

[debo9111]

Blackmail her into having free sex with you.

wizard

[hewhodar3s]

i would try to buy here lolz $200 or so would be worth it to boink a friends mom

Lol do this OP.

[orsay]

hire for her services...act surprised, black mail her for free poocy?

[gentao]

jack you are one weak troll

[SharkyPls]

Rates 15 mins ½ Hour 1 Hour 1½ Hours 2 Hours 3 Hours 4 Hours Overnight
In Calls 40 70 120 180 240 300 500 750
Out Calls - 80 140 200 260 380 650 850


Lol her rates in GBP btw £



wat

You only need 15 minutes, do it.

[quarters]

Lol reminds me of a kid that talks **** to everyone and 3 of my friends ran a train on the guys mom for 40$, yes 40$. I don't want to say anything until he talks **** which will most likely never happen lol...(100% srs)

[SMASHgym]

shes fkn hawt as fk

[Twinturbovette]

Lol reminds me of a kid that talks **** to everyone and 3 of my friends ran a train on the guys mom for 40$, yes 40$. I don't want to say anything until he talks **** which will most likely never happen lol...(100% srs)

sickening

[ImaBigMan]

ask her for her services

[aristomeow]

Not sure, why the fuk would my mate be ok with his mother being an escort lol?!


Oh well, least i have something to fuk him up if he ever decides to do me over on some sort..

It's his mum brah. She gave birth to and raised him. He has not one right to tell her what to do.

[debo9111]

It's his mum brah. She gave birth to and raised him. He has not one right to tell her what to do.

um im sure i would speak up if she was whoring.

[ShreddedBrah01]

It's his mum brah. She gave birth to and raised him. He has not one right to tell her what to do.

Ok well this can go a few ways.

1) I ask my mate to see if he knows..

2) I can book her and turn up? (bit awkward as fuk when she opens door)

3) I can fb message her saying 'hi [her escort name]' n see what she does

4) jus leave it

[halfguard]

It's his mum brah. She gave birth to and raised him. He has not one right to tell her what to do.

But he does have the right to know and voice his opposition to it.

No one would like to have a whoring mom. Would you?

[p7nk]

Ok well this can go a few ways.

1) I ask my mate to see if he knows..

2) I can book her and turn up? (bit awkward as fuk when she opens door)

3) I can fb message her saying 'hi [her escort name]' n see what she does

4) jus leave it

my vote

[Twinturbovette]

my vote

do it, but buy a camera pen and record the whole thing for reps and possible epicness..?

[rblgenius]

sub'd. please deliver OP

[ShreddedBrah01]

do it, but buy a camera pen and record the whole thing for reps and possible epicness..?

What do i do when I'm there though?

She opens the door, looks shocked, offers me in. I'm inside

wat do misc?!

[MiscVirgin69]

What do i do when I'm there though?

She opens the door, looks shocked, offers me in. I'm inside

wat do misc?!

you get what you are paying for....


OP if this is serious, then do it (110% serious). If i was in your situation I would setup an appoitment in a heartbeat

[Retoaded]

I suggest a combination of ideas:

Convince your friend you should go halfs on an escort and you know a good one. Have friend over to your house. Order his mom as an escort. Let your friend answer the door.

Sit back and watch the magic happen.

[ShreddedBrah01]

I suggest a combination of ideas:

Convince your friend you should go halfs on an escort and you know a good one. Have friend over to your house. Order his mom as an escort. Let your friend answer the door.

Sit back and watch the magic happen.

Haha that's harsh as **** brah

And this is 100% serious lol otherwise i wouldn't be posting

[SharkyPls]

I suggest a combination of ideas:

Convince your friend you should go halfs on an escort and you know a good one. Have friend over to your house. Order his mom as an escort. Let your friend answer the door.

Sit back and watch the magic happen.

lol gross

[Retoaded]

Haha that's harsh as **** brah

And this is 100% serious lol otherwise i wouldn't be posting

I mean if you wanted to be ultra evil you tell the mom/escort she has to wear a mask when she comes over and not take it off and allow friend to get oedipal on her.

[Twinturbovette]

What do i do when I'm there though?

She opens the door, looks shocked, offers me in. I'm inside

wat do misc?!

thats up to you, but make sure before you go in there you have a game plan from beginning to end. and make sure when your busting one to yell out "roll tide"

you could always invite your friends son with you and just get there early and pay a little extra for the chick to wear a mask then tag team her, then remove mask all while still recording and watch reactions for reps.

[NecessaryMind]

Blackmail her into having free sex with you.

You could easily do this if you wanted to, OP...

I bet she's trying to hide it from her son if he doesn't know.

But WHEN he finds out... he gonna rage probably and try to kill you.

[South Side Stev]

What do i do when I'm there though?

She opens the door, looks shocked, offers me in. I'm inside

wat do misc?!

You stick your penis in her sugar walls

[ShreddedBrah01]

But WHEN he finds out... he gonna rage probably and try to kill you.

lol he's around 5 7 @ 120lb..

I think ill be fine

[KevitisoP]

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[NeverGiveUp87]

lol he's around 5 7 @ 120lb..

I think ill be fine

lol, doesnt she feed him with the money she gets from this chit?

[jonB89]

I suggest a combination of ideas:

Convince your friend you should go halfs on an escort and you know a good one. Have friend over to your house. Order his mom as an escort. Let your friend answer the door.

Sit back and watch the magic happen.

Probably the best idea yet.

[KevitisoP]

I mean if you wanted to be ultra evil you tell the mom/escort she has to wear a mask when she comes over and not take it off and allow friend to get oedipal on her.

Lol she'll recognize him tho.