Glassed some manmore phaggot at a bar last night (no brag)

[Pheint]

So pretty much this insecure manmore phaggot was paying out on my 5'5" brah. My brah had the manmore up against a wall by his neck crying for his life when the phaggot's mate came over and starting wailing on my brah. I wasn't going to take that shiit from some manmore freak of nature so I grabbed my pint glass, shoved the phaggot around and mauled him. From the state I left his face in I pretty much fell onto the ground from convulsive laughter. He (the manmore I destroyed) then leapt on top of me and started screaming at me about how his height now meant nothing in life because he'd lost what little facial aesthetics he had. At this point, blood was flying out from his face every time his heart beat so I couldn't stop laughing at this beta kunt. I began laughing so hard that tears began to stream down my face - I was crying from laughter.

Shortly after, the guy got pulled off me and his beta manmore friends, who said nothing to me, went off and examined his face. Meanwhile, I'm over in the corner getting praised by my fellow manlets, not to mention the bishes in the club, about how I'd risen up. They began calling me 'Prometheus' and tried to convince me to start a manlet rebellion in Oz, but I'm not that desperate for attention like the manmore I destroyed was lol. The cops arrived and after taking one look at this guy they told me 'just don't draw any attention to yourself and you'll be fine'. They also must have been aware because one of them gave me a wink and called me a cheeky manlet kunt. But not in the condescending way nomsayin.

This is all true - here's a pic of me:



Notsrs, I've already repped MyPinkReptile, to whom this actually did happen. Fukking psychos in Oz I swear.

[Pheint]

Pic of the manmore:

[Meconium]

fk yeh straya kunt

[Fleepin]

aware

[Thunder89]

U R 1 cheeky kunt m8, U R 1 cheeky kunt.

[BlackBeltBrah]

fk yeh straya kunt

[JKLOL]

he's probably just going to bitch about it on some phaggy site of his...

[Pheint]

he's probably just going to bitch about it on some phaggy site of his...

Probably.

[mhockey9090]

lol'd

[Notoriousb1g]

You mentioned insecurity, then wrote an essay which screamed insecure.

congrats OP, I'ma fart in your mouth if I ever walk by you in public.

edit: unaware. but I'd still consider farting in your mouth OP.

[RevolutionMuscl]

Aware.

[Nerve_Damage]

haha, aware

[ThreeNipples]

ehehehe

[TyroneF]

Aware and was fuking loling the whole time you cheeky fuking kunt, repped

[DumpedS2k]

is that really you? **** your life if is. I'm 29 and look younger than you

[Antistruthers]

OP you're one cheeky kunt m8

[kirinichiban]

i can confirm i was glass

[dakensta]

OP, I'll glass you if I get the chance.




By "glass" I mean "shag", and by "you", I mean "your mum, you caaaaant,".

[Pheint]

i can confirm i was glass

lol

[Megafast13]

Cheeky kunt brah.


Look a bit weathered for 18 lawlz.

[BobbyBlades]

This happened.

[alpacaASFAURK]

can confirm i was blood all over

[DesiMuscleZ]

completely unaware, but lol'd hard!

[Pheint]

completely unaware, but lol'd hard!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...0620933&page=1

[AfrikaUnite]

I can confirm, I was the VB tap in the bar

[Pocock]

Was unaware, first reaction was to want to glass some old weathered guy