Here wee gooo! Darth Maul vs Darth Vader, place your bets!

[AnimalSquabbles]

Hell, yes. Been workin overtime, just got off work, had my protein shake, about to kickback and read the vader vs maul comic book. This is such a big deal, im gonna smoke one of the cigars i got my dad for christmas. LoL, i dont even smoke, never have, idk wtf im doin... Anyway, it's a clone of maul vs vader, ill update with a play by play. Stay tuned *******s. After after i finish, im gonna go bang my girlfriend, u so jelly.

[JJMacD]

My money's on Lord Vader

[lotusfreek]

[Archangel_Lost]

uhhh, Maul would **** on Vader. The only reason Vader was so feared was because he was one of the few handfuls of people alive that could still use the force, and was also a strong military figure. But compared to how he was as Anakin, his power is greatly reduced, he can barely move, and he's in a suit that was purposefully designed to cause him discomfort. Not to mention all his sensitive life support sheit being right on his chest. Darth Maul would eat his ******* for breakfast with extra pepper.

[bobbobson]

lol fukkin in

i remember your other thread about "your friday night" with the comic books, chit was lulzy

[Drufeus]

Vader would destroy Maul.

[bobbobson]

uhhh, Maul would **** on Vader. The only reason Vader was so feared was because he was one of the few handfuls of people alive that could still use the force, and was also a strong military figure. But compared to how he was as Anakin, his power is greatly reduced, he can barely move, and he's in a suit that was purposefully designed to cause him discomfort. Not to mention all his sensitive life support sheit being right on his chest. Darth Maul would eat his ******* for breakfast with extra pepper.

his suit purposely gives him discomfort?

[Archangel_Lost]

his suit purposely gives him discomfort?

yea, once he got his **** pushed in by Obi wan, Palpatine purposefully had him fitted with heavy bulky armor and outdated uncomfortable robotic prosthetics to keep him in constant discomfort/butthurt/in the darkside. And he didn't really care if it inhibited him because the emperor was trying to get a new apprentice ever since anakin lost his potential after being so fuked up. It was also made that his ****ty robotic parts were so integral to his survival that he couldn't replace them for better parts without a high risk of death.

[Mr.420]

enjoy the read brah

[MrOpee]

haha in on this.

[biscuitsbrah]

yea, once he got his **** pushed in by Obi wan, Palpatine purposefully had him fitted with heavy bulky armor and outdated uncomfortable robotic prosthetics to keep him in constant discomfort/butthurt/in the darkside. And he didn't really care if it inhibited him because the emperor was trying to get a new apprentice ever since anakin lost his potential after being so fuked up. It was also made that his ****ty robotic parts were so integral to his survival that he couldn't replace them for better parts without a high risk of death.

How do you even know this?

[EuphoriaPL]

im placing 5.2k reps on maul

[LaRuso]

Sabers only: Maul
Force battle: Vader

with that being said... Angry Anakin would **** Maul up before he became Vader.

[Archangel_Lost]

How do you even know this?

dat dere Star Wars wiki



also keep in mind that both Maul and Vader were the apprentice of the Emperor/Darth Sidious.. and the former was his top assassin that was able to knock off Jedi masters in their prime. Meanwhile lolvader just chokes out old men for looking at him wrong.

[Archangel_Lost]

Sabers only: Maul
Force battle: Vader

with that being said... Angry Anakin would **** Maul up before he became Vader.

Naw son, Vader's force powers were veeeeery weakened when he got got. I don't really see why they would be any stronger than Maul's.


But I agree that pre-fuk'd anakin would rape him since he was supposed to be the goat.

[ausman!]

uhhh, Maul would **** on Vader. The only reason Vader was so feared was because he was one of the few handfuls of people alive that could still use the force, and was also a strong military figure. But compared to how he was as Anakin, his power is greatly reduced, he can barely move, and he's in a suit that was purposefully designed to cause him discomfort. Not to mention all his sensitive life support sheit being right on his chest. Darth Maul would eat his ******* for breakfast with extra pepper.

complete false. He was confirmed to be stronger in his suit.

[AnimalSquabbles]

his suit purposely gives him discomfort?

Im not aware either, someone explain

[Market_Pantry]

id SPEND MONEY! on vader.

[NZninja101]

I've got a feeling Vader has this.


Anakin lost his arms at below the elbow joint so he still has elbow control. It's just that his knee and ankle joints are mechanical. But in the Star Wars Episode VI book, it describes the fight with Luke when Vader gets kicked down the stairs and gets back up as moving on damaged legs without feeling any pain. So he doesn't have that sort of pain to worry about to hinder him in a fight.



Also Vader continued training for the 20 years after he became Vader so I'm sure he improved. And I'll bet Maul is not strong enough to lift a man up by his throat with ONE HAND. Obi Wan killed Maul. And Anakin was probably a better fighter than Obi Wan in Episode III. He had him on the run. It was just one stupid decision of arrogance that cost him the victory.

[Archangel_Lost]

complete false. He was confirmed to be stronger in his suit.

stronger than.. what.. a 1-limbed torso that can't breath on it's own? Because he was definitely not stronger than pre-lava Anakin.

[ToBuyaGunXX]

Vader uses a fukcing walker.


Darth Maul can do backflips.



inb4 maul slices himself in half and builds cyborg legs

































wait
























that happened.



























and we let it happen.

[mandarino]

I've got a feeling Vader has this.


Anakin lost his arms at below the elbow joint so he still has elbow control. It's just that his knee and ankle joints are mechanical. But in the Star Wars Episode VI book, it describes the fight with Luke when Vader gets kicked down the stairs and gets back up as moving on damaged legs without feeling any pain. So he doesn't have that sort of pain to worry about to hinder him in a fight.



Also Vader continued training for the 20 years after he became Vader so I'm sure he improved. And I'll bet Maul is not strong enough to lift a man up by his throat with ONE HAND. Obi Wan killed Maul. And Anakin was probably a better fighter than Obi Wan in Episode III. He had him on the run. It was just one stupid decision of arrogance that cost him the victory.

this.

and if vader was so post op that even maul could kill him. then why didnt obi wan come off tatooine and mangle him again before he got old.

[Archangel_Lost]

and for all you niquas, here


http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vader's_armor



go down to the "discomforts and limitations" section, but feel free to read the whole thing

[SamChang]

Tough one brah.

Gonna go with Vader.

[R0B0TiC]

Darth Maul every time but Anakin would beat Maul.

[AnimalSquabbles]

I 'm reading now, they arent fighting yet. Before we get into it, i personally think maul would fuk vader up severely.

So far
-someone supposedly stole plans to the death star
- supposedly on some planet
- vader goes to planet, its a trap
- maul sneaks around killin all tge storm troopers that vader brought
- 2 dark force guys confront vader, they set him up because they think he is unworthy of being palpatines apprentice since he used to be a jedi

[PlsGtfo]

Vader.

[ausman!]

stronger than.. what.. a 1-limbed torso that can't breath on it's own? Because he was definitely not stronger than pre-lava Anakin.

Yes he is, his confirmed in the EU that he has more skill with a lightsaber and the force then he was before teh suit.

[ShaneTheLegend]

no i am a nice guy. I have covered so many people's shifts at work, i once worked 9 days straight just so this girl could get have a long weekend off. I shouldn't have called the guy a loser, i meant more like your typical 'nerdy' look. But i'm a nice guy, i deserve friends as well?

[GetHimABodyBag]

Is this a fuking joke? You would be retart to pick Maul. He is cool, but on a poverty level.

Vader. Not even close. Vader was considered to have "80%" of Sidious/Palpatine's power. Sidious is the most powerful out of all, Jedi and Sith.