*Has to wear a diaper when squatting crew*
*Dick too big to have sex with girls crew*
*Girl sniff hard as fuk whenever I walk past to try and smell my dick crew*
*Puffy nipples crew*
*Stuff mouth with cotton balls to make my jaw look better crew*
*Has to use a soundboard to order pizza crew*
*Hires escorts just to talk because too afraid to have sex crew*
*See reflection in computer screen after closing videos I fapped to and cry every time crew*
This. What most people don't know, and what wasnt portrayed in the movie 300, was that they fukked men/boys more often than women. Sex with women was strictly for procreation, where as sex for pleasure was only conducted with men
Big dick and small balls means I use my dick on hoez and empty my balls.
Thou agitated brethren?
Always pick 4 crew.
Molec crew aka 'we deliver crew'
SC: fan0fafan (with a zero)
If you cry onto a Drake CD, you unlock bonus tracks.
If you say your ex's name 3 times in a mirror, Drake appears and cries with you.
Are you aware that eating without a fork increases more test and gh. Forks are not natural, and holding a fork in your hand while eating (curled hand) stops test and blood flow through the hands. Srs, I read it in a magazine called OP: The Phaggot Chronicles