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[csb5731]

This makes me want to try out noodling. And I don't mean that redneck method of catching catfish.

[Znik]

This makes me want to try out noodling. And I don't mean that redneck method of catching catfish.

The fish or the chick ?

[moore93]

Yo Brad.

Lemme' get ****dat "brad kemp chili" no homo.

Edit:

What happens when you're pumped to the gills with tren and a mosquito bites you? I'm curious what would happen to the mosquito.

[BradKemp]

Please tell me the chick with the poor catfish isn't transgender.

She looks pretty hot to me. She might not smell very good though lol

[BradKemp]

Yo Brad.

Lemme' get ****dat "brad kemp chili" no homo.

Figured out how to just create meals instead of logging 10 ingredients every time.

[csb5731]

She looks pretty hot to me. She might not smell very good though lol

First thing we'd do would be to let that gabazillion year old catfish go, or at least put him out of his misery, then we'd wash our hands.

Then noodling would commencith.

[moore93]

Figured out how to just create meals instead of logging 10 ingredients every time.

I do the same thing for meals like that.

[BradKemp]

First thing we'd do would be to let that gabazillion year old catfish go, or at least put him out of his misery, then we'd wash our hands.

Then noodling would commencith.

I'm not sure what noodling is but if involves women being nude then I'm in.

[BradKemp]

I do the same thing for meals like that.

You still buying mayo in bulk?

[csb5731]

I'm not sure what noodling is but if involves women being nude then I'm in.

IDK, I am making this up as I go along. Officially, "noodling" is catching catfish with your bare hands, but it is probably only practiced south of the mason-dixon county line, by really bored weirdos.

I am using the term cause it sounds dirty.

[BradKemp]

I am using the term cause it sounds dirty.

Its been like 5 hours since female posted. You either scared her off or she road off into the sunset with Ammex.

My money is on Ammex.

[SilvaMan61]

IDK, I am making this up as I go along. Officially, "noodling" is catching catfish with your bare hands, but it is probably only practiced south of the mason-dixon county line, by really bored weirdos.

I am using the term cause it sounds dirty.

So your going elbow deep into the hole until something bites?

[mcj9168]

Is everyone as superficial @ a tanning salon as I think they are?

Im not superficial but lots of girls that try wrk there are dumb lol

[csb5731]

Its been like 5 hours since female posted. You either scared her off or she road off into the sunset with Ammex.

My money is on Ammex.

You guys do work fast up there. It's certainly possible, but I think I have a "Moore Likely" scenario.

[Ammex]

Its been like 5 hours since female posted. You either scared her off or she road off into the sunset with Ammex.

My money is on Ammex.

I was just tanning at her salon. My back is burnt and my chest is pale. You figure it out.

Edit: funny how we both posted within minutes of each other, huh?

[Serpentarius]

My back is burnt and my chest is pale. You figure it out.

all the friction from ze butzekks?

[moore93]

You still buying mayo in bulk?

I haven't had mayo in months, mainly because nobody in this house buys bread so I can't have my traditional daily ham and cheese sandwich.

Now I just eat a block of ramen instead. Stay mad.

[csb5731]

Riddle me this, precioussesss...

What's 1500 kcals,

100 grams carbs,

110 grams protein,

and about 73 grams fat?






















It's whatever the hell I am having for dinner, DUH!

[Hummina]

ummmmmm, pizza!

[SilvaMan61]

ummmmmm, pizza!

Wouldn't that be amazing.

Pizza all day, everyday

[moore93]

ummmmmm, pizza!

>Implying pizza has a 1:1 carb : protein ratio.

Well I guess it can if you put chicken on it like csb does.

[Hummina]

hey now, i can make a pretty kickass pizza for 1500 cals. and hitting those macros, easy peasey lemon squeezy

[Ammex]

>Implying pizza has a 1:1 carb : protein ratio.

Well I guess it can if you put chicken on it like csb does.

Any pizza I make personally pretty much does.

[cunfewzed]

Im not superficial but lots of girls that try wrk there are dumb lol

I believe it

Are you scared of hAving cancer by age 30?

[mcj9168]

I believe it

Are you scared of hAving cancer by age 30?

No im not to worried I take care of my skin

[mcj9168]

I was just tanning at her salon. My back is burnt and my chest is pale. You figure it out.

Edit: funny how we both posted within minutes of each other, huh?

Haha too funny

[SilvaMan61]

Haha too funny

Keep acting like you didn't get ammexed.

Edit.. Hook me up with a tan? It only takes 1 minute for me.

[csb5731]

As much as I hate to say it, I could go for a dose of UV right about now, if just for the vitamin D. It's cold, it's wet, it's dark, it's icky out.

[cunfewzed]

As much as I hate to say it, I could go for a dose of UV right about now, if just for the vitamin D. It's cold, it's wet, it's dark, it's icky out.

I'm fake-baking this year ftw. Start in March. Can't wait I've been pasty-white my whole life

[BradKemp]

As much as I hate to say it, I could go for a dose of vitamin D.

No Homo right?