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[krete77]

must be something you swallowed brah

chicken and rice for dinner. gonna be plowing down some ice cream later. u mad im getting fatter by the minute?

[BradKemp]

I figured out why I hate counting calories so much













































































I run out of calories by 4 pm.

[bullrider_IL]

Might be the rhombus(lol) underneath. I can't tell.

I am gonna say its the latezoids...

[BradKemp]

u mad im getting fatter by the minute?

Mad.. no.

Disappointed in you.. yes.

[cunfewzed]

I run out of calories by 4 pm.

I know these feelz all too well

Time: 5:53 p.m.
kcals left: 253

[bullrider_IL]

I should be progress pic worthy in a week or so

[BradKemp]

I know these feelz all too well

Time: 5:53 p.m.
kcals left: 253

cnh was done 40 minutes ago and went over LOL

[BradKemp]

I should be progress pic worthy in a week or so

7.5 bulls/10

Would not breed

[csb5731]

I am thinking about going to buy a goodbye-no-calorie-counting/hello-suxxors beer. Had pizza Friday and Saturday, full brad-mode.

Tomorrow will require dissiprin.

[moore93]

I am gonna say its the latezoids...

I don't think so. When I do the latezoid motion which is more of a muscle that pulls your elbows into your ass I can't feel it as well. It happens when I pinch my scapulae together or mimic that movement.
I can also feel it hurt when I stretch my back from doing a lat spread while hunched over.

[BradKemp]

Had pizza Friday and Saturday, full brad-mode.

I haven't had pizza in 4-5 days. I had 3 pizza pitas yesterday and 2 today though.

I'm cutting hard now. If I can't track it I don't eat it.

I'm gonna drop 10 pounds in the next 6 weeks and then start selling my sperm to the wives of manlets that don't want manlet children. No guarantees that they will do well in school though.

[csb5731]

I haven't had pizza in 4-5 days. I had 3 pizza pitas yesterday and 2 today though.

I'm cutting hard now. If I can't track it I don't eat it.

I'm gonna drop 10 pounds in the next 6 weeks and then start selling my sperm to the wives of manlets that don't want manlet children. No guarantees that they will do well in school though.

Ur sperms are going to be of higher quality in 6 weeks? I'd start stocking up inventory now.

If I have kids and they stand above 5'9" or so, there will be an investigation.

[csb5731]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=151425013

Dieting makes people crazy, but it's good for the lulz.

-Apparently, ten days ago, asian guy with chubby face posts in a nutrition thread.
-Somebody looks at stats, says no way bro are you 12%.
-Nutrition forum guy Wonderpug agrees, says probably something like 18%.
-Jimmies appear to be rustled.
-Ten days later guy with rustled jimmies, out of nowhere, posts pic of him holding Omron @ 13.x%, no context or whatever, just basically look I am 13.X%, SEE! In the losing fat forum, not nutrition forum, nobody knows what the hell he is talking about.
-Was a weird post
-I wonder wtf
-I post wtf?
-Dude says he took calculus
-I wonder more wtf?

In fairness to the guy, if you ignore the face, I don't think he's as high as pug states but it's just amazing to see how people get rustled and just don't let it go.

[moore93]

[csb5731]

Pizza.

[cunfewzed]

cutters hate me.

[krete77]

I haven't had pizza in 4-5 days. I had 3 pizza pitas yesterday and 2 today though.

I'm cutting hard now. If I can't track it I don't eat it.

I'm gonna drop 10 pounds in the next 6 weeks.

You're just straight up bullchittin' us.

Knock it off.

[krete77]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=151425013

Dieting makes people cra

In fairness to the guy, if you ignore the face, I don't think he's as high as pug states but it's just amazing to see how people get rustled and just don't let it go.

Best part of that thread was where he took Calculus in college and that makes him a body fat percentage expert

[bullrider_IL]

7.5 bulls/10

Would not breed

Aint even mad

[kingnickandnate]

Best part of that thread was where he took Calculus in college and that makes him a body fat percentage expert

lold

[BradKemp]

You're just straight up bullchittin' us.

Knock it off.

I already entered my food diary and was under my limit. brad5d on myfitnesspal

[krete77]

I already entered my food diary and was under my limit. brad5d on myfitnesspal

You're good for 3 days max

[cunfewzed]

Best part of that thread was where he took Calculus in college and that makes him a body fat percentage expert

correction. Best part is definitely his face. It is so fat for his body! Crazy!

[BradKemp]

You're good for 3 days max

Cut with me or be a fat pig the rest of your life

Your choice

[csb5731]

Walk to quickie mart to get farewell Snickers.

Just about get drawed-down on by Sheriff.

Feels awkward.

[moore93]

Walk to quickie mart to get farewell Snickers.

End up having sex in the bathroom with the Sheriff.

Feels awkward.

What.

[cunfewzed]

What.

x2 dude. wtf are you talking about?

[moore93]

x2 dude. wtf are you talking about?

What a freak.

[BradKemp]

If someone sent me a friend request on MFP and I don't want to add them will they know if I clicked decline? I don't want to hurt their feelings but this dude asked how he can look sexy like me LOLOLOLOL and if I add him he might think I want to have gay sex with him.

[cunfewzed]

If someone sent me a friend request on MFP and I don't want to add them will they know if I clicked decline? I don't want to hurt their feelings but this dude asked how he can look sexy like me LOLOLOLOL and if I add him he might think I want to have gay sex with him.

Accept #YOLO




EDIT: No, I don't think it shows them