Well yesterday I went to my first party (i'm 20). I had been preparing for this for a few weeks including many methods to become alpha. These included:
Apple cider vinegar
Low bar squats instead of high bar
These all raise test, but the most important was actually coming off as alpha. I was told I need to project my voice until I am the centre of attention.
So anyway, I went to the party and there were about other really good looking guys who I figure are the alphas. They always have hot bitches drooling over them so I figure, they need to be neutralised.
I remember what misc said about projecting my voice so I go over to a group which includes 2 of these alphas, 3 normal guys, and 6 girls. I ask them The 2 alphas are doing most of the talking, i resolve to block them out. I figure girls will be impressed that I lift weights so I say to the alphas "either of you lift weights?" while they were talking. One looks at me but continues talking. So I say it louder. at this stage they all look, but no reply. Good, I thought, I have their attention. But I need to block out the other alphas.
"DO EITHER OF YOU TWO LIFT WEIGHTS?????" I shouted this time. A wave of silence around me and lots of people looking. Success, I am the centre of attention.
One of the alphas says "Yeah, I lift weights, I am pa-"
I interrupt him "SO HOW MUCH YOU DEADLIFT??????" really loud. At this stage the club is quiet. All eyes are on me, the alpha
He looks around, and says "I don't deadlift, I think it-"
I interrupt again - thinking, don't let the alpha talk, then he will be neutralised
"LOL (****, forgot that lol isn't a real word) PUSSY, I DEADLIFT 150 kg (at this stage I look at all the girls, making eye contact and smiling to see if they are impressed by my dl figures), WHAT ABOUT SQUATS?"
He replies "Yes, I squat 100kg..."
I shout back "LOL I BET IT'S NOT ASS TO GRASS, I SQUAT 120 !!!!!"
Now they start getting confrontational. They shape up and ask if I have a problem "HAHA WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT WEAKLING? I AM THE ALPHA HERE"
I start getting intimidated but I don't want to show it so I just ignore them and start talking to girls
"SO NICE PARTY HUH? THIS YOUR FIRST TIME AT A PARTY?"
She replies " Uhh, no loser"
I get angry and push her to the ground (I thught this was alpha, puttig woman in her place plus I read on misc that girls like an *******"
She is lying on the ground, and I give her a smile and a cheeky wink and tell her "IT'S PRETTY LOUD IN HERE, LETS GO SOMEWHERE QUEIT )
At this stage several bouncers come in and they are escorting me out. I was drunk too so I stumbled home. The next morning I go on facebook and everyone is making fun of me, calling me retard and woman beater.
-followed misc advice on being alpha
-went to club and started shouting
-threw women to the floor
-everyone thinks I'm retarded