I aware you on HeTexted.com (for all you text-handicap betas)(LOLZ)
So, if you have trouble texting bishes, you could see how they think and what not to do/do. Some threads of the past are so cringe-worthy with some of your texts.
Also, they are lulsy as fuk some of them.
www.hetexted.com
Trying to get them noods
Psycho bish (alpha ignores her)
"3 HOURS LATER.. he never rang me. Does he want to speak to me? Is he actually busy? Does he even care?"
Beta miscer misses opportunity to smash
"I thought this shy guy from my school was flirting, so I flirted back.... and then this. Did he chicken out or was he really kidding?"
Extreme Beta Forever alone Grilled Cheese(LOL)
"He sent me a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich with a heart that he cut in the middle. Is he gay? What kind of self-respecting man would cook, let alone carve girlish hearts into food? I'm not comfortable with throwing gender roles out the window and becoming the man in this situation. Duz he even lyk me?"
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12-08-2012, 02:38 PM #1
I aware you on HeTexted.com (for all you text-handicap betas)(LOLZ)
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12-08-2012, 02:42 PM #2
misc is fast
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12-08-2012, 02:42 PM #3
last one was funny as hell
**Florida Crew**
**Waiting for National Guard Bus Ride to Labor Camp Crew**
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12-08-2012, 02:43 PM #4what was he possibly thinking....Originally Posted by naich
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12-08-2012, 02:44 PM #5Banned
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this one is a fake text, look at the quality of the image, 100% battery power yet not charged, the perfect black square (signature of some fake iphone websites), and no timestamps at ALL.
but thread has potential, post more.
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12-08-2012, 02:44 PM #6Swole Sports Rep
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in4moar so i don't have to bother going to the site
**Swole Sports Nutrition Representative**
Check us out on BB.com:
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12-08-2012, 02:45 PM #7Registered User
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lold hardOriginally Posted by dekh1337
Beta miscer misses opportunity to smash
"I thought this shy guy from my school was flirting, so I flirted back.... and then this. Did he chicken out or was he really kidding?"
SydMisc
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12-08-2012, 02:46 PM #8
Pink knights gonna pink knight, strong going out of her way to get number, and the guy doesnt even giva fuk
another pink knight, must from female misc
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12-08-2012, 02:48 PM #9
"Is it wrong to text you?"
fkkkknnnn cringee, dont do this misc
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12-08-2012, 02:49 PM #10O hai dere!
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lolOriginally Posted by dekh1337
pink knights gonna pink knight, strong going out of her way to get number, and the guy doesnt even giva fuk
Bench: 235
Squat: 335
Deadlift: 365
~Casual lifter of peace
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12-08-2012, 02:50 PM #11The only my family brea-
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"I thought this shy guy from my school was flirting, so I flirted back.... and then this. Did he chicken out or was he really kidding?"
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12-08-2012, 02:50 PM #12Registered User
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Which miscer is this?
"I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left."
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12-08-2012, 02:51 PM #13We're all gonna make it.
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Wtf lol
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12-08-2012, 02:51 PM #14A!S7H3T!C
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I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left.
Lol which miscers were these?
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12-08-2012, 02:51 PM #15
Oh god, pink knights everywhere. so insecure, so many men cant capitilize on these insecure bishes
goes to show you, just answer bishes short and not like u even give a fuk
oh god this one:[/img]
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12-08-2012, 02:51 PM #16
Looool
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12-08-2012, 02:53 PM #17Registered User
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Fuarking LOL
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12-08-2012, 02:54 PM #18ahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahaha fkn alphaOriginally Posted by frutistafreeze
Fuarking LOL
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12-08-2012, 02:54 PM #19Registered User
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Look 2 posts above yours brah, too late. But mirin wizard skillsOriginally Posted by n4s
I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left.
Lol which miscers were these?
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12-08-2012, 02:55 PM #20is best pony
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Originally Posted by frutistafreeze
Which miscer is this?
"I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left."
gay ray is gayB-baka! Its not like I like you or anything!
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12-08-2012, 02:55 PM #21【=◈︿◈=】
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Strong cringe/10
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12-08-2012, 02:55 PM #22ΣTΓ
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how can people be like this?
New Jersey Crew (732)
Laʇe Night Crǝw
Rep back 1.5k+, if I forget you PM me.
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12-08-2012, 02:56 PM #23Stay Biuriful, Misc.
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From the last thread:
http://hetexted.com/text/1350610106
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12-08-2012, 02:56 PM #24Registered User
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This site is amazing
like a boss
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12-08-2012, 02:56 PM #25Registered User
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I'm actually kinda nervous to go on there and find something that I sent to a girl......
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12-08-2012, 02:56 PM #26
beta as fuk
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12-08-2012, 02:57 PM #27no thanks jeff LOLOriginally Posted by BTTB3
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12-08-2012, 02:58 PM #28Originally Posted by frutistafreeze
This site is amazing
like a boss
jake is alpha as fuq
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12-08-2012, 02:59 PM #29【=◈︿◈=】
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looolOriginally Posted by dekh1337
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12-08-2012, 03:01 PM #30
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