Anyone else just hate the Army?

[Twist3dJok3r]

Pros.
Gi Bill, Car, Savings, Cool time in Afghanistan.

Cons
Everything else.

You know you're better off than the majority of people your age because your experience in the military? You have more going for you now as a result of your time served than most of the ******* miscers our age who talk **** about the military on a daily basis.

[MTFlapan]

IDF bro checking out. all these feels.......






















































sike, we got them hot army babes all over

[98camarozzz]

If the world ended I would lol thinking of this post.

Terminal bro's i got 20 days in the books, im picking up DD214 thursday morning and driving back home. Gonna be ball's deep when i die.

[OddsBodkin]

The amount of negativity surrounding the military over the past few days in the misc has been crazy. OP, surely your time served hasn't been an overall negative experience? Benefits, employment, the opportunity to have higher education paid for? Nothing?

yeah I don't get it. I thought the military can teach you a skill that you can use in the real world and at least take care of you and give you a paycheck for a few years while getting some real life job experience and job training/responsibility. Not to mention housing and insurance chit.

Yeah I have a college degree but the economy where I live in chit. All I can do it wait tables or work at starbucks. So many college brahs that are underemployed

oh and I thought there are enlisted to officer program if I was going to enlist in the airforce.

[OddsBodkin]

Better say goodbye to that bod. (strong homo)

what they dont have gyms on the bases?

[EBM22]

I'd just be a clueless moron that pretends to know things? No thanks jeff. Even with the additional pay.

But do the clueless morons who pretend to know things seem to be more content with the Army in your experience? Or do they hate it just the same? I guess that's closer to what I'm trying to get at

[mwentworth]

**** yea your heaps cool bro....

not ****ing srs

3.5 years left for me...

Not doing it to be cool *******. Wanted to serve since I was 8.

[98camarozzz]

yeah I don't get it. I thought the military can teach you a skill that you can use in the real world and at least take care of you and give you a paycheck for a few years while getting some real life job experience and job training/responsibility. Not to mention housing and insurance chit.

Yeah I have a college degree but the economy where I live in chit. All I can do it wait tables or work at starbucks. So many college brahs that are underemployed

oh and I thought there are enlisted to officer program if I was going to enlist in the airforce.

LOL^^ Watch this. Closest thing i've found to life day to day.

[alex9090]

What are army girls like? (srs)

[soapofdurden]

This pretty much sums up my experience in the Air Force. Lots of dirt bags and big talkers, inflated egos and complete morons that you have to constantly trip over and pick up slack for because they're incompetent. Constantly showing up in my blues at a random location because 1 person out of 4 flights fukked up. Sitting there getting grilled by the Captain at 3:00 a.m. after a 14 hour shift with only 3 hours before I had to get up again for another 14 hour day.

Total garbage experience.

This. I've been out for a year and it's so nice to be away from all that bull. Just wait until you're in school talking garbage about the military and it's personnel - the looks you get from people are pretty funny considering they're used to people sucking Vets' dicks on the reg. You *will* miss some of it for sure, but not a whole lot. Veterans benefits are a pain to manage but they heap so much money on you for doing nothing it's kind of amazing. I get paid about 2000 bucks a month to go to school twice a week. What a joke.

Anyone who tells you to stay in because civilian life is too risky is probably A) An uninformed downie or B) Too scared to control their own lives.

[Goldbrah]

Sorry to hear OP, I'm hoping to join the USMC pretty soon myself (: there are pros and cons to everything, and I'm sure the grass always seems greener on the other side

[Muddschell]

jesus christ OP.

I hope you go to all those suicide awareness commander's calls

[Restday]

Not doing it to be cool *******. Wanted to serve since I was 8.

then you will prob enjoy it. Like the other guy said once you have been in a few months think back on that post you made and you will see it the way we see it. But be prepared to say goodbye to a lot of your current friends. Unless you are lucky enough to live near a base where you may be posted. But if the US Army is anything like ours they will purposly base you away from home. Unless you join a specific unit that only has one base near home

[mwentworth]

then you will prob enjoy it. Like the other guy said once you have been in a few months think back on that post you made and you will see it the way we see it. But be prepared to say goodbye to a lot of your current friends. Unless you are lucky enough to live near a base where you may be posted. But if the US Army is anything like ours they will purposly base you away from home. Unless you join a specific unit that only has one base near home

It's what you make of it. I think it has alot of opportunitys an great experience for when you get out. Actually know a buddy in Air Force who got stationed so close to home he just go homes every weekend ..

[Mercworx]

68w. Combat medic. An **** that I want to get deployed where I can find as much action as I can. I ain't joining for the sake of it

lol

brb hours of mind numbing nothingness followed by a few moments of sheer phucking pandemonium.

[magnum102]

i was talking to a couple former marines and they were saying military girls are the biggest sloots ever, especially on weekends. Is this true?

[Mercworx]

i was talking to a couple former marines and they were saying military girls are the biggest sloots ever, especially on weekends. Is this true?

Yes x1000


barracks bunnies.

[98camarozzz]

i was talking to a couple former marines and they were saying military girls are the biggest sloots ever, especially on weekends. Is this true?

Wouldn't know, I'm in an Artillery unit. No sloots on this side of base man...Feelsprettygayworkingwithdudesalldayeveryday .jpeg

[Kamon489]

i was talking to a couple former marines and they were saying military girls are the biggest sloots ever, especially on weekends. Is this true?

fuark, hope not...

was hoping in the navy the girls would be better than the typical clubbing sloots and pothead girls
is this just misc butthurt sloots cause they wont sleep with a poor miscer?

[TNeezy]

What are army girls like? (srs)

Seadonkeys

[stronguy91]

thoughts on joining the reserves only? keep in mind i'll have a degree

[mozzer6]

I loved it when I was in.

Wish I could go back but injurys fked me over.

Seem's a lot of you guys don't like been able not to go home etc all the time

Uk is that small you can drive home every weekend no matter where you're based lol

[stefano445]

you hate everything in life anyway

[AgRyan]

Can't wait to get out of the Army. WAY too much dumb BS.

What are army girls like? (srs)

Most of them are the biggest sloots who fuk new guys every couple days and then marry some white knight soldier and then cheat on him when he is deployed.

[Romanus122]

Army girls never like me. Like never. They just sleep with all my friends in the barracks. Local girls? Not enough time to meet and you have an entire post of horny ****s hitting on every girl in town. 3.5+years. No girlfriend. no nothing.

Go to college and meet your future wife bro, I wish you the best of luck. Find something you are passionate about and don't mind learning about.

[Schmiddty]

try being the only healthy one in a rear D battalion....

[SeymourBucks]

I have about a year left and 9 months of that will be deployed thank god. Literally I dread waking up every morning, dont care about getting promoted this winter/spring, dirt bags everywhere, profiles, ugly entitled girls everywhere. Grunts that talk that smack over seas but when they realize my ruck is heavier they stfu. This contract has been the most lonely and isolated period of my life.

Taking my ass to college and never looking back.

Was in for 8 years... Loved being deployed.. Hated Garrison.. Besides the clubbing and the drinking.. Garrison ruined it for me.... So I got out.. became a contractor... Now I stay deployed.. But I love the military.. gave me alot.. opportunities I would have never had anywhere else.. seen alot of stuff.. met alot of great people.... Military aint for everyone.. But you did your time OP.... Good job bro.. good luck in college

[samatash]

This parody never gets old:

[SeymourBucks]

try being the only healthy one in a rear D battalion....

Repped cause I feel bad for you.. Rear D must suck ass... I was on Rear D for about a month before deploying to catch up with my unit in Iraq.... Only unbroke one / New private... Wide eye'd and just scared of all that rank.... I was a ****ing slave... Had to paint the yellow lines for a entire Battalions Motor pool... Couldnt wait to deploy!

[eksotaleko]

sometimes it seems like the military is all americans talk about. the military really must be a much bigger part of life in america compared to where i live (europe)