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    Awkward sex.. need thoughts (srs)

    so I started dating this girl 2 Fridays ago. First night we had sex.. it was alright..somewhat awkward..her arms got tired from giving head..and then she got tired being on top.. Sunday night we had sex.. It was kind of boring but it got the job done for both of us.. Tuesday night we had sex but I didnt cum.. Last night she came over and I decided to not have sex with her.

    It is awkward because she doesnt respond to any moves I make at all. I have to make like the most blunt move possible. She kisses with her mouth closed...so like no making out? It's weird as crap. I think she is just really shy.. I have to literally like try to say something sexy which I'm awful at or just "kiss her" ..then nonchalantly stick my hand down her pants.. The kissing with the mouth closed thing is really weird.. anyone kissed a girl who does that?

    Basically my usual "game" doesn't work with setting the mood.. so I shamefully ask:

    What are some phrases that turn girls on or are like a good segway for sex because the moment never seems right so I feel like i'm awkwardly forcing sex with her (she enjoys it) but it's still weird for me. I feel lame when I'm like babe you are so sexy I just want to stick it in you

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    *Shy Girl
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    *Sex 3 times
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    *Doesn't respond to moves
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    maybe you guys lack chemistry are just dating to go through motions and its just convenient, because if you guys were really into each other than it would not be awkward at all. Maybe you guys ruched into a relationship and are moving to fast and you guys are still in at "awkward stage" i dunno. Maybe you guys aren't comfortable around each other yet, perhaps slow down and let the chemistry build up
    lol i dunno
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    Originally Posted by rickymartinn View Post
    so I started dating this girl 2 Fridays ago. First night we had sex.. it was alright..somewhat awkward..her arms got tired from giving head...
    Cliff notes:
    *Shy Girl
    *Kisses with mouth closed
    *Sex 3 times
    *Awkward sex
    *Doesn't respond to moves
    *Q: What are phrases you say to set the mood or turn on girls
    *A: I know I just need to finish reading 50 shades of grey #procrastination #halfsarcasm
    Tell her not to give you head while shes doing hand stands

    but srs she sounds awkward as ****, probably not you. just drop her
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    EDIT: didnt see srs tag,Op should talk to said female see what she likes and say what he likes
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    holy fuark i think we are seeing the same girl


    lets say her name at the same time on the count of 3

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    Just gotta ask her to try to relax and open up around you brah. Perhaps not so directly.
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    Just talk to her about what she likes, or what she wants to try.
    Better than just going through the motions and hoping for the best, in this situation anyway.

    Also foreplay will help build attraction and sexual tension before going in deep.
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    My last gf was a dead fish in bed too, there's nothing you can do OP, time to just move on
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    Originally Posted by rickymartinn View Post
    her arms got tired from giving head
    Does she even lift??
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    Is she Asian?

    Only experience I've had with closed mouth kissers are Asians

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    How is the relationship other than sex? My opinion is she can always get better at sex and practice with you, but a bitch is a bitch.
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    Not too sure op but I have found this phrase usually gets girls wet.

    babe you are so sexy I just want to stick it in you

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    Originally Posted by whyyoumad18 View Post
    holy fuark i think we are seeing the same girl


    lets say her name at the same time on the count of 3

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    come on op you gonna say it or not!?
    i laugh at the stupidiest **** fuk u
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    Originally Posted by rickymartinn View Post
    so I started dating this girl 2 Fridays ago. First night we had sex.. it was alright..somewhat awkward..her arms got tired from giving head
    Arms got tired from giving head..? She wot?
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    she's coming over again tonight.. maybe she is just inexperienced or had a really controlling boyfriend in the past.. I'll see how it goes tonight and then probably directly ask her.. The cost/benefit is high with this one because she's really tight (not her personality) and lives like 5minutes away so I'm trying to keep her since there are not too many hotties in my area. It might be what sailor said. I think the sex has been getting more awkward because we've been sober after the first night..when we weren't even that drunk anyways.. I'm also awkward too with sober sex if I don't know the girl well enough so maybe it's like an awkward*awkward=2Awkward (I'm helping her study Algebra..college algebra..not highschool sickos.. although I secretly want to date a highschool girl..who's 18.) The kissing thing is the weirdest though because i'm a good kisser but this is just weird so that throws me off because girls are usually turned on after kissing
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    train her
    good point maybe this would be a good test girlfriend to work on my alpha male and assertiveness
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    Originally Posted by rickymartinn View Post
    good point maybe this would be a good test girlfriend to work on my alpha male and assertiveness
    did u not read my post dude? im srsly with the same type of girl....see sig...we can conquer this together...we can discuss techniques and ****...shoot me a PM and lets become bfwafb (best friends with awkward fukk buddies)
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    Originally Posted by SaliorUSN View Post
    maybe you guys lack chemistry are just dating to go through motions and its just convenient, because if you guys were really into each other than it would not be awkward at all. Maybe you guys ruched into a relationship and are moving to fast and you guys are still in at "awkward stage" i dunno. Maybe you guys aren't comfortable around each other yet, perhaps slow down and let the chemistry build up
    lol i dunno
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    She's prob post op.. Prob why she doesn't get wet
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    not asian.. deadfish yeah... she gives what I call "show head" which means youll never get off from it so shes basically lightly sucking on it and then licking so it looks hot..so it's a show without a happy ending..it's the weirdest thing but w/e .. like I've had somewhat awkward sex before but this is just weird she gives no signals and doesnt respond to anything.. the relationship chemistry was better on the first night so maybe thats it..we just dont have chemistry..sounds lame but I mean we've only hung out 4 times and had sex 3/4 times so it's not really a relationship. She could be a bitch she will make some faces sometimes so maybe shes just really passive aggressive and i'm not doing things like her old BF used to or something lame like that
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    Seems like she's just inexperienced/nervous. Should get better with time. With the kissing thing I know how you feel, I recently started hanging out with a girl and she did/does the same thing...makes it weird as hell.
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    another weird thing is she hasnt taken her shirt off yet i mean she obv doesnt have huge tits but she seems really self conscious and shes in good shape
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    Originally Posted by rickymartinn View Post
    good point maybe this would be a good test girlfriend to work on my alpha male and assertiveness
    be more assertive, tell her wtf to do. Had to do that with my current girl, brb obey everything I say now.

    ^ oh damn so much real life, previous ex didn't want to take off shirt either.. but wasn't awkward in bed.

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    Originally Posted by rickymartinn View Post
    so I started dating this girl 2 Fridays ago. First night we had sex.. it was alright..somewhat awkward..her arms got tired from giving head..and then she got tired being on top.. Sunday night we had sex.. It was kind of boring but it got the job done for both of us.. Tuesday night we had sex but I didnt cum.. Last night she came over and I decided to not have sex with her.

    It is awkward because she doesnt respond to any moves I make at all. I have to make like the most blunt move possible. She kisses with her mouth closed...so like no making out? It's weird as crap. I think she is just really shy.. I have to literally like try to say something sexy which I'm awful at or just "kiss her" ..then nonchalantly stick my hand down her pants.. The kissing with the mouth closed thing is really weird.. anyone kissed a girl who does that?

    Basically my usual "game" doesn't work with setting the mood.. so I shamefully ask:

    What are some phrases that turn girls on or are like a good segway for sex because the moment never seems right so I feel like i'm awkwardly forcing sex with her (she enjoys it) but it's still weird for me. I feel lame when I'm like babe you are so sexy I just want to stick it in you


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    *Kisses with mouth closed
    *Sex 3 times
    *Awkward sex
    *Doesn't respond to moves
    *Q: What are phrases you say to set the mood or turn on girls
    *A: I know I just need to finish reading 50 shades of grey #procrastination #halfsarcasm
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