Rules that All Men Wish Women Knew

[hotsaucegolden1]

dont cut ur hair!

[rdferguson]

OH dearie!

You are almost 20 years too late!



But some lass with organized shoes will be lucky to catch you!

I hope she's pretty.

"17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work." I just remembered a couple years ago, my then-gf dropped a subtle hint. About 6 days later it clicked.

[cowboybiker]

Add to that list "Men dont read minds"

and the more I think about it I am positive I dont want too either.

[UnaChispita]

Add to that list "Men dont read minds"

and the more I think about it I am positive I dont want too either.

That is a good plan

[Wtuttle]

not all men are like this
my husband was in the kitchen cooking and always helped clean up.

These things are good to know.

Anyone have man-friends that can clean up after themselves and like to cook?!

[SultanaK]

These things are good to know.

Anyone have man-friends that can clean up after themselves and like to cook?!

Yes.

[Keltron]

These things are good to know.

Anyone have man-friends that can clean up after themselves and like to cook?!

I like to cook but I don't like to clean up after myself.

[DwightEvanlivt]

not all men are like this
my husband was in the kitchen cooking and always helped clean up.

Eh, last time I let a GF into my kitchen, I still can't find my WS gold set cake rounds and bistro settings -- though I'm sure they're just misplaced somewhere, not actually "gone". OTOH, the last-GF-before-the-last-GF kidnapped my mire poix set, some stemware, Wust cutlery, various garnish gadgets and held them for ransom.

They can have all the rooms in the house but ... it'll be a long long time before a woman sets foot in my kitchen again.

[Meatros]

These things are good to know.

Anyone have man-friends that can clean up after themselves and like to cook?!

Yes, he even makes decent money.

He works in Portland though. :-p

Eh, last time I let a GF into my kitchen, I still can't find my WS gold set cake rounds and bistro settings -- though I'm sure they're just misplaced somewhere, not actually "gone". OTOH, the last-GF-before-the-last-GF kidnapped my mire poix set, some stemware, Wust cutlery, various garnish gadgets and held them for ransom.

They can have all the rooms in the house but ... it'll be a long long time before a woman sets foot in my kitchen again.

You bring this up and I think it jogged something in me. It might explain why I am borderline obsessive about doing the dishes and the laundry - because then, I can make sure the stuff gets put away in the "right" place (right as defined by 'where they were initially'). My wife doesn't put things back, to her it's not a big deal. To me, it is a bigger deal. It helps me remember what I have, where things are, etc. I think the unstated rule is that 'if it bothers you, then do something about it'. Where things are put back bothers me (not to a huge degree, mind you, I don't flip a gasket or anything), so I take the initiative to put things away.

My wife is the same way - if something bothers her, she does something about it. As an example, while I'm happy to have the same meals often, my wife prefers more variety. So if it's my turn to cook she will generally know what I'm planning on fixing. Occasionally she will want something different and offer to cook.

[yummycow]

I like to cook, but I love it when I don't have to clean up after myself.

You bring this up and I think it jogged something in me. It might explain why I am borderline obsessive about doing the dishes and the laundry - because then, I can make sure the stuff gets put away in the "right" place (right as defined by 'where they were initially'). My wife doesn't put things back, to her it's not a big deal. To me, it is a bigger deal. It helps me remember what I have, where things are, etc. I think the unstated rule is that 'if it bothers you, then do something about it'. Where things are put back bothers me (not to a huge degree, mind you, I don't flip a gasket or anything), so I take the initiative to put things away.

I'm the same way about this stuff I'll put all the dishes away just so I know where they are and that they are put where they belong. I've actually tried to get guys to understand why this is important to me, but in the interest of peace I just do it myself.

[BrotherWolf]

Yes.

You don't have any friends

[BrotherWolf]

I like to cook but I don't like to clean up after myself.

I dont mind cleaning as long as it's my mess , being that I'm a pro I hate to see messy, sloppy cooks
at work or at home... clean as you go

[cowboybiker]

clean as you go

This.

I love to cook cause I love to eat

[BrotherWolf]

This.

I love to cook cause I love to eat

Yup...

[cowboybiker]

Yup...

And I'm tempted to try this...

[BrotherWolf]

And I'm tempted to try this...

think again

[Wtuttle]

I like to cook but I don't like to clean up after myself.

Deal-breaker :/

[Wtuttle]

Yes, he even makes decent money.

He works in Portland though. :-p

This does me no good

[NG91]

9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

Lols, cats are better.

Surely a forum so obsessed with this alpha/beta nonsense can appreciate the virtues of a pet that does its own thing, doesn't take orders from anyone and isn't a complete beta servant animal. Throw a stick and ask a cat to fetch it and it will be all "u r 1 cheeky kunt m8 I swer I will wreck u I swaer on my mums life". Throw a stick for a dog and they will obediently fetch like a little bitch. How pathetic is that? I like my animals with a backbone.

Awaiting mad incoming neg rep.

[cowboybiker]

Lols, cats are better.

Surely a forum so obsessed with this alpha/beta nonsense can appreciate the virtues of a pet that does its own thing, doesn't take orders from anyone and isn't a complete beta servant animal. Throw a stick and ask a cat to fetch it and it will be all "u r 1 cheeky kunt m8 I swer I will wreck u I swaer on my mums life". Throw a stick for a dog and they will obediently fetch like a little bitch. How pathetic is that? I like my animals with a backbone.

Awaiting mad incoming neg rep.

[penny0527]

I dont mind cleaning as long as it's my mess , being that I'm a pro I hate to see messy, sloppy cooks
at work or at home... clean as you go

If there are any dishes after I cook my husband always takes care of them. I like to clean as I go though. There usually isn't much left after I finish cooking.

I will not cook in a dirty or messy kitchen though. If my husband is home and I'm planning to cook he will clean first before I get home. I will not even start until the kitchen is clean.

[penny0527]

Lols, cats are better.

Surely a forum so obsessed with this alpha/beta nonsense can appreciate the virtues of a pet that does its own thing, doesn't take orders from anyone and isn't a complete beta servant animal. Throw a stick and ask a cat to fetch it and it will be all "u r 1 cheeky kunt m8 I swer I will wreck u I swaer on my mums life". Throw a stick for a dog and they will obediently fetch like a little bitch. How pathetic is that? I like my animals with a backbone.

Awaiting mad incoming neg rep.

Wrong forum section

[seanb1979]

LOL!

That's salmon? That's not what they looked like on Wild Kingdom when the grizzlies were catching them out of the river. Marlin Perkins lied.

there are a lot of different varieties of salmon... salmon and steelhead are also closely related and have similar mouths like the one above... chinook salmon can get monstrous - caught a nearly 4 footer once that i had to swim with for about a mile down stream until i exhausted it - it was much leaner than these ones pictured but pure muscle... was fun as hell though.. heres another monster:

[PervedOut]

Changing the channel for 1.5 minutes >>>>> watching the following:

in b4 negs

[Wtuttle]

I dont mind cleaning as long as it's my mess , being that I'm a pro I hate to see messy, sloppy cooks
at work or at home... clean as you go

I'm a DISASTER in the kitchen. Sh!t ends up on the floor, in my hair, on the cabinets...

But I clean as I go

[BrotherWolf]

I'm a DISASTER in the kitchen. Sh!t ends up on the floor, in my hair, on the cabinets...

But I clean as I go

that's perfectly ok then

[BrotherWolf]

If there are any dishes after I cook my husband always takes care of them. I like to clean as I go though. There usually isn't much left after I finish cooking.

I will not cook in a dirty or messy kitchen though. If my husband is home and I'm planning to cook he will clean first before I get home. I will not even start until the kitchen is clean.

you're the pantry nazi lol

[Botika]

you're the pantry nazi lol

I'm a fridge nazi. I get really agitated when things aren't put back in their spot. People laugh at me for having a tidy fridge. I'm just too lazy to look for things.

[UnaChispita]

there are a lot of different varieties of salmon... salmon and steelhead are also closely related and have similar mouths like the one above... chinook salmon can get monstrous - caught a nearly 4 footer once that i had to swim with for about a mile down stream until i exhausted it - it was much leaner than these ones pictured but pure muscle... was fun as hell though.. heres another monster:

Yowzers!

I had no ideas their mouths look like that.

What kind of bait do you use to catch something that big?

[Wtuttle]

I'm a fridge nazi. I get really agitated when things aren't put back in their spot. People laugh at me for having a tidy fridge. I'm just too lazy to look for things.

This! Everything in my house has its proper "home". Yep, I'm that person. At least there's no question where stuff goes.