**Never Repped A Female Crew**
**No Fap Because My Girlfriend Is Hornier Than Me Crew**
**No Porn Crew**
**Have Never Used A Condom Crew**
**No Toilet Paper Crew**
**No Shampoo Crew**
**No Pillow Crew**
**Cold Shower Crew**
**Sleep Without A Blanket Crew**
Your knowledge of films and cinema is ****, OP, it comes after the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"
- Clark W. Griswold
Also, you can watch/read The Golden Compass before OR after. It's more or less a fill-in for events outside of the films/books already mentioned in the thread, with some recurring characters in the same universe.