ITT: OP makes a devastating discovery

[Recovered]

So I canceled my membership to Lifetime Fitness because me and my girl found a new gym in St. Paul that was only $20 compared to the $55 we were paying for chit we didn't use (pool, tennis, basketball courts, etc.

New gym is 100x nicer in the sense that every piece of equipment is brand new and looks awesome, leather on the benches is tan-colored lol, looks dope. Also have free stand-up tanning beds.

Anways at this new gym i've noticed 90% of the population is jacked asians. I kid you not their bigger than 3/4 of the misc. I've met a couple and they say they've only been working out 8 months just like me, yet they've got a good 15+ lbs on me..... hmmmm..... One guy is like 40+ years and says he's only been lifting "one year and one half year" (lol). Idk... seems like they've had some help.

So Anyways-#2, after my workout I stroll into the locker room to find there's a height-measure on the scale. I think sweet, i'll see if i've grown any taller than 6'1" when I was last measured at the doctor.

I step on the scale, weigh myself to 196lbs, grab the height thing, and place it over the top of my head, only to discover i'm EXACTLY SIX FEET TALL. Chit got real. Jimmies were rustled. Yes I WAS mad bro. Mind=obliterated. Bish ash doctor had me mirin my 6'1'' height only to later devastate me on her inaccuracies.









First I was like: ...wut:


Checked 3-7 more times.

Then I was like:


will be updating my profile soon

[davidlorton10]

what does the new gym have to do with you getting closer to manletcy?

[andymma]

Pls stay safe, OP

[Archangel_Lost]

that gym is obviously a living entity that tries to achieve homeostasis by converting all it's patrons into jacked asians. Becoming shorter was just the first step in the process. Soon, another part of your anatomy will also become shorter as you undergo the asian metamorphosis

[McKlown]

ever been to the lifetime in Plymouth OP?

[Recovered]

what does the new gym have to do with you getting closer to manletcy?

Lol besides having a height-measurer, nothing. Just got off topic

that gym is obviously a living entity that tries to achieve homeostasis by converting all it's patrons into jacked asians. Becoming shorter was just the first step in the process. Soon, another part of your anatomy will also become shorter as you undergo the asian metamorphosis

almost spit my milk out, repped

ever been to the lifetime in Plymouth OP?

nah, just bloomington. Repped for being from MN tho

[Sawcats]

Why did you throw in the part about the jacked asians if the point of the thread was to tell us how you are 6'0 not 6'1.

[LeoDaVinci]

that gym is obviously a living entity that tries to achieve homeostasis by converting all it's patrons into jacked asians. Becoming shorter was just the first step in the process. Soon, another part of your anatomy will also become shorter as you undergo the asian metamorphosis

I chuckled IRL. Strong stats, I dream of that bench every night. At your weight, that's just fukin ridiculous. (no rep beg, I'm good).

[Lendogg]

dat der celltech I am getting a whiff of

[dryst]

gravity must be stronger there

[Recovered]

Why did you throw in the pa
rt about the jacked asians if the point of the thread was to tell us how you are 6'0 not 6'1.

Got off topic Lol

[davidlorton10]

I chuckled IRL. Strong stats, I dream of that bench every night. At your weight, that's just fukin ridiculous. (no rep beg, I'm good).

2x bodyweight bench is disgustingly impressive