Who here legitimately thinks they will make 100K? (srs)

[HITMANPARADISE]

College brah here but I will be working at a silicon valley startup that has venture capitalist funding from Goldman Sachs, I will be making close to if not over 100k for sure.

start ups don't blow their capital rounds on overly inflated 100k+ salaries you dimwit

[PlumGobbler]

There is a moment of sheer panic when i realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive then mine.

[SKIN__N__BONES]

I will make over 100k

Job=nurse

Mom is a nurse and she made a little over 100 last year.

Will start at about 55-60k though

[DollarAndADream]

It shouldn't be surprising that a lot of people here think they'll make 100k+. If you live in NYC, SF, LA etc. 100k isn't anything special. People on here a far more intelligent and ambitious than the "average" American.

[LehighLuke]

Planning on becoming an OB/GYN. They make a great salary but you pretty much have to give up your life for it. brb on call 24 hours a day to deliver babies.

You sound very excited about your future career. Are you picking medicine because of money? If so, wrong move. Pick what you like, and are good at....success will (usually) follow. Do you even know what you are really good at at 15?

[Ace Thedics]

If you're still in college it's best not to say "I will be"; chances are, you'll get an entitlement ego and pass up on job offers just because they aren't $85k. You'll end up passing on all possible offers and end up unemployed.

[blankwave]

Recently I have been in touch with some very powerful members of a Nigerian royal family. I invested $30,000 on behalf of them in a local company because they were having rouble getting their money out. Once customs clears their cash I will be rewarded with a 1000% return. Should be in the next couple of weeks. Thank you Prince Tafawe Balewa!!!

[Finaliize]

Cant say I am right now but I plan on finishing a degree in petroleum engineering and I live 10 minutes away from the gulf of mexico. You guess the rest

[Dave P]

Bert makes more than all of you





Lots of lulz in this thread though.

[blankwave]

Is this for real?

Average salary in Australia is like $65k per person

Yeah, for the 100 families that are working, the rest are on the dole.


#bogan4life

[MangoPort]

College brah here but I will be working at a silicon valley startup that has venture capitalist funding from Goldman Sachs, I will be making close to if not over 100k for sure.

Startups don't typically pay much at all. CEO is probably capped at $100k-$150k with no bonus if funded through venture capital.

The reason you work at a startup is for stock options.

[soildxzeno]

Bert makes more than all of you





Lots of lulz in this thread though.

my nikka burt gets cash ya dig?

[ejWU21]

College brah here but I will be working at a silicon valley startup that has venture capitalist funding from Goldman Sachs, I will be making close to if not over 100k for sure.

100k at a startup fresh out of college? What title? I know MBAs at startups making way less than that. Did you already accept an offer with that salary or is this conjecture? Skeptical hippo is skeptical

[BJJPurpleBelt]

I run a successful technology company in the telecommunication field that makes $50M+ in revenues. I pay myself $50,000 weekly, yes, a week. I own several corporate properties that feed me passive income but this is all putting aside the fact my company (which will be going public very soon) is worth in the excess of $200M+. None of you will ever know the feeling of being liquid enough to buy a new house in cash every weekend or not needing to work another day in your life.

Oh, do tell us who is going to pay 4x revenue for a company that will be listing soon on the pink sheets/OTC exchange because the company you just listed isn't large enough to go public on any major US exchange. Never mind the fact that the public markets would reject a company that gave over 5% of revenue to a single employee.

That's the problem with e-frauding on the MISC; you're going to encounter someone that does this **** for a living and is going to call you out of your BS.

[S1D3SW1P3]

Mirin all you Brahs who make 100k+/yr. I'm about to take a position making 33k/yr plus my national guard pay should bump me up to around 38-40k/yr and I feel like I'm doing well for a young single guy. I survive off 28k/yr at the moment, so I will feel rich lol.

[blankwave]

Planning on becoming an OB/GYN. They make a great salary but you pretty much have to give up your life for it. brb on call 24 hours a day to deliver babies.

Always wondered what would make a bro become a gynecologist. You are going to be elbow deep in rank pussay all day long. Does that get you off or something?

[Focusfire777]

No it is not:

Source ABS:

In Australia, the average income from wages and salaries was $46,599 in 2008-09.

http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/mf/6302.0/

Avg weekly wage as of May 2012 is $1,350

[Bl4ckfl4g]

I'm pretty sure I will. I make 99k right now and annual raise is in Feb. usually get 7-10% every year. Director of Marketing for a very large company. Been there 10 years and the sad thing is, if I get laid off, I'll probably never get close to that again.

No college degree bro checking in.

Only ever held 2 jobs and I'm 37. Air force for 9 years and this one. Started off in the call center now I'm Director of Marketing. Just hoping I can hold on to it. I've made it through many layoffs.

Just feeling really thankful and lucky.

[BJJPurpleBelt]

I will make over 100k

Job=nurse

Mom is a nurse and she made a little over 100 last year.

Will start at about 55-60k though

Get your 55-60K working shifts at the hospital and then do home health on the side. You'd probably get close to 100K.

[HanhChampion]

Bert makes more than all of you



Lots of lulz in this thread though.

cat makes more than bert.

[blankwave]

I'm pretty sure I will. I make 99k right now and annual raise is in Feb. usually get 7-10% every year. Director of Marketing for a very large company. Been there 10 years and the sad thing is, if I get laid off, I'll probably never get close to that again.

No college degree bro checking in.

Only ever held 2 jobs and I'm 37. Air force for 9 years and this one. Started off in the call center now I'm Director of Marketing. Just hoping I can hold on to it. I've made it through many layoffs.

Just feeling really thankful and lucky.

Bro, if you are worrying about the getting laid off. Start a side project now, a few hours a week for a couple of years and you can build some good passive income.

[HITMANPARADISE]

Oh, do tell us who is going to pay 4x revenue for a company that will be listing soon on the pink sheets/OTC exchange because the company you just listed isn't large enough to go public on any major US exchange. Never mind the fact that the public markets would reject a company that gave over 5% of revenue to a single employee.

That's the problem with e-frauding on the MISC; you're going to encounter someone that does this **** for a living and is going to call you out of your BS.

Age: 30

Job: Office manager making $40,000 thinking he's knowledged on the subject of corporate finance

[LehighLuke]

Oh, do tell us who is going to pay 4x revenue for a company that will be listing soon on the pink sheets/OTC exchange because the company you just listed isn't large enough to go public on any major US exchange. Never mind the fact that the public markets would reject a company that gave over 5% of revenue to a single employee.

That's the problem with e-frauding on the MISC; you're going to encounter someone that does this **** for a living and is going to call you out of your BS.

Calm down bro...he admitted to trolling a few posts later

[BJJPurpleBelt]

Going to a top tier law school, I'm pretty much in... land a job in biglaw and your starting salary is 160K

T-5 maybe. Law is so bad right now it's ridiculous. I have a friend that just graduated from Boalt and had a federal clerkship and still can't find a job. True story. Make sure you do well and get a clerkship every summer. Don't take a single summer off.

[blankwave]

Cant say I am right now but I plan on finishing a degree in petroleum engineering and I live 10 minutes away from the gulf of mexico. You guess the rest

inb4 cold fusion

[Crusadead]

I'm still in university, about halfway done, but I believe I will eventually. I have better work ethic than most of the people in my class, and recently had one of the top final projects for semester one, and also last semester. I'm starting coop work terms this summer as well (3k a month average for junior level) so I'll even graduate with extra money in my pocket. I'm not like most ****gy engineers here who believe they'll get 70k starting wage, I'd be fine with 50k quite honestly. There's always room to move up.

[Bl4ckfl4g]

Bro, if you are worrying about the getting laid off. Start a side project now, a few hours a week for a couple of years and you can build some good passive income.

Yeah I've thought about it. Not really worried, just Know it is possible in my industry. I'm glad I really have no bills. I live like I don't make much. Rent an apartment 2005 Toyota poverty car that is paid off. No credit cards or bills. Got those child support payments though lol.

[RandomWalk]

I already do, the real question is when will I be making $1m per year?

[humblegenius]

http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/mf/6302.0/

Avg weekly wage as of May 2012 is $1,350

Full Time average weekly earnings.

Its not the average weekly earnings.

[AfrikaUnite]

future PGA Tour player checking in

Should be averaging 21,000,000/year with endorsments.

Good luck in your future endeavors plebs.