RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Lencho]

Welp. That's not safe for work.

lol @ understatement


No, no it isn't.

[kvk1]

I love this.

[SDFlip]

haha

i can't believe you searched for those pics at work, lol

[SDFlip]

When you update your avatar to proove you still got it. We will too.

shiiiiit. if i ever update my ass avatar, guys will still fap to my bodyspace after they realize i'm a dude

[Farley1324]

In.

[Farley1324]

I'm fukking exhausted. I applied with UPS to be a temporary part time driver helper. Basically just run packages from the truck to doorsteps, get signatures, whatever. Today could have been my first day. I was supposed to get a call between 7-9 in the morning with info on when/where to meet up with a driver near me. Did not get a call until 1:45, to meet a driver at 2:00. I had eaten nothing all day. Worked 2:15-8:40. Had a few granola bars and a powerade. I'll tell you, running packages to and from all day (and all the driveways seem to be like 30* inclines around here I swear), mixed with sitting in the truck on a fukking jump seat that sucks...it wears you the fuk out.

I'll be with the same driver on the same route M-F from now through Christmas Eve. I think it may actually be full time hours at this rate, or close. I only have to drive a couple miles to meet him, it's pretty nice, considering

Here is what the inside of a UPS truck looks like at 3:30 in the afternoon two days after cyber Monday.

[PeterGibbons316]

lol, you are an honorable man Col. Farlesworth. I think we will try to find a way to tip our UPS guy this Christmas. We typically have dozens of packages delivered this time of year.

[Farley1324]

lol, you are an honorable man Col. Farlesworth. I think we will try to find a way to tip our UPS guy this Christmas. We typically have dozens of packages delivered this time of year.

One house had 10 packages from us, with about four already there.

There were a whole hell of a lot of packages from Kohls.

The seat sucks. There is no lateral support at all (seat flips down to sit on), so as the truck is getting tossed around corners every which way you have to hold on and brace yourself at all times. There is no rest, at all, ever. And you just keep the door open because it's a PITA to open and close it all the time. It feels like you are sitting outside, and gets windy/chilly, esp after the sun goes down.

[kvk1]

Yeah dude, you joined at a brave time.

May the gods be with you.

[im2manly]

in like swimwear.

[Final_Rep]

Nobody cares but I picked up a bottle of Catena 2010 on a whim - it's a malbec from Argentina. This may be my favorite wine yet.

[im2manly]

Nobody cares but I picked up a bottle of Catena 2010 on a whim - it's a malbec from Argentina. This may be my favorite wine yet.

I am more on a whiskey/burbon/scotch kick at the moment. I assume I'll work my way to wine eventually.

[Lencho]

I am more on a whiskey/burbon/scotch kick at the moment.

Bro!

I assume I'll work my way to wine eventually.

bro...

[Lencho]

"Dick in a Box" is still funny.

[Farley1324]

Yeah dude, you joined at a brave time.

May the gods be with you.

One day down, four weeks to go.

I intend to wear a Santa hat on Christmas Eve.

[Final_Rep]

I am more on a whiskey/burbon/scotch kick at the moment. I assume I'll work my way to wine eventually.

The man said scotch! What kind?

I love me a good scotch. But on Keto I decided a couple glasses of wine was my best bet. This should be around ~3.5 grams of carbs per glass which isn't too bad.

Hard stuff is of course zero carbs but I feel like crap the next day (5x worse hangover on Keto for some reason).

[PeterGibbons316]

I am more on a whiskey/burbon/scotch kick at the moment. I assume I'll work my way to wine eventually.

What you like? I typically prefer a bourbon, but a friend got me a bottle of Johnny Walker Green and that is some pretty tasty stuff.

[Orlando1234977]

so as the truck is getting tossed around corners every which way you have to hold on and brace yourself at all times.

That has to put a damper on post time

[Farley1324]

That has to put a damper on post time

I didn't get in till page 4.

Lame.

[im2manly]

The man said scotch! What kind?

I love me a good scotch. But on Keto I decided a couple glasses of wine was my best bet. This should be around ~3.5 grams of carbs per glass which isn't too bad.

Hard stuff is of course zero carbs but I feel like crap the next day (5x worse hangover on Keto for some reason).

What you like? I typically prefer a bourbon, but a friend got me a bottle of Johnny Walker Green and that is some pretty tasty stuff.

I am typically unwilling to spend the money on single malts so I have been mainly experimenting with blended. however at the moment I enjoy Makers Mark regularly as it is sorta cheap. glenmorangie is about as much as I am willing to spend thus far but is a great single malt.. I have also tried a friend's highland park that I really loved but I can't justify the price just yet.

[Final_Rep]

I am typically unwilling to spend the money on single malts so I have been mainly experimenting with blended. however at the moment I enjoy Makers Mark regularly as it is sorta cheap. glenmorangie is about as much as I am willing to spend thus far but is a great single malt.. I have also tried a friend's highland park that I really loved but I can't justify the price just yet.

Yeah man singles are spendy.

If you want to try an interesting blend look for Carduh (spelling may be Cardu). It's better than JW Blue imho and WAY cheaper.

[mjw8204]

and all the driveways seem to be like 30* inclines around here I swear

Should get some good carryover to your flat.

[Dominik]

bro...

Viva Lenco, I don't drink wine either.

[Dominik]

Ferrari, GTFOOH. The season is over.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mot...rld-title.html

[Dominik]

Triple post.

Egyptian 'popeye'. Lulz. Popeye had forearms.

[Tyrbolift]

Guys that do that are psychologically disturbed.

What's that logo on the black shirt?

Please tell me it doesn't have anything to do with lifting.

[Dominik]

Guys that do that are psychologically disturbed.

What's that logo on the black shirt?

Please tell me it doesn't have anything to do with lifting.

Under Armour. Perfect choice for a douchebag.

[chazzy1864]

Made by the same people that created DII back in the day. RPG stationary camera style game. It beats the hell out of DIII IMHO. Look at some gameplay footage, if you don't think you will enjoy it, then I won't toss it to you.

If the person was a fan of Diablo 2, then they'll enjoy Torchlight 2.

Apparently:

- Sports
- Fantasy Sports
- Apple vs Samsung
- Guns
- Politics
- Lowering/Uppering the legal age of drinking/driving/owning a phone (Apple or Samsung) at certain obesity levels/owning a gun
- NASCAR vs F1
- kvk1 and F1
- 1st world problems/Kansas/More Kansas from ossizen
- (srs)
- More friggin F1 from kvk1
- More friggin fantasy sports
- More goddman politics
- The Return of Malcolm Jamal Warner 8204
- All things Epicurean from Lord Thickington Bricksworth
- Chuzzle's various adventures and tales, containing too many words
- Telephones and Obesity
- You being negged
- THANKS

I approve of that inclusion. I think it started back whenever I first jioned the forums. I would try to express an opinion, but I wanted the audience to completely understand my thinking. The other downfall was if I included some tidbit of info that had more of a back story as to why it was being included in the story, I'd have to derail the initial story to cover that aspect. God forbid there is another facet in the derailed story that requires a derailment from the derailment to explain. Eventually I'm off in Albuquerque talking about God knows what, when I'm supposed to be in Milwaukee talking about God knows who. It gets pretty hard to keep up with after awhile.

Welp. That's not safe for work.

lawlz, definitely this.

I didn't get in till page 4.

Lame.

We're only on page 3, *******!

[Tyrbolift]

If the person was a fan of Diablo 2, then they'll enjoy Torchlight 2.
I approve of that inclusion. I think it started back whenever I first jioned the forums. I would try to express an opinion, but I wanted the audience to completely understand my thinking. The other downfall was if I included some tidbit of info that had more of a back story as to why it was being included in the story, I'd have to derail the initial story to cover that aspect. God forbid there is another facet in the derailed story that requires a derailment from the derailment to explain. Eventually I'm off in Albuquerque talking about God knows what, when I'm supposed to be in Milwaukee talking about God knows who. It gets pretty hard to keep up with after awhile.

Following that logic, you may as well precede every story with your total life history. You have to draw the line somewhere.

Besides, that's what makes conversation happen. Leave some things open so then people have to ask you. It's not like they always are curious about it all, it's just part of being sociable.

Oh, and you shoulda taken a left at "albokoykee"

[adamdavidson47]

Do any of you guys do arms by themselves on a work out day? I'm thinking of doing just biceps and triceps on fridays, along with my regular cardio and abs. I do them twice a week with chest and back, 1 exercise for each, 4 sets. Think doing them again on Friday would be over doing it?