RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[therorschach]

Current RANT topics:

- Sports
- Fantasy Sports
- Apple vs Samsung
- Guns
- Politics
- Lowering/Uppering the legal age of drinking/driving/owning a phone (Apple or Samsung) at certain obesity levels/owning a gun
- NASCAR vs F1
- kvk1 and F1
- 1st world problems/Kansas/More Kansas from ossizen
- (srs)
- More friggin F1 from kvk1
- More friggin fantasy sports
- More goddman politics
- The Return of Malcolm Jamal Warner 8204
- All things Epicurean from Lord Thickington Bricksworth
- Chuzzle's various adventures and tales, containing too many words
- Telephones and Obesity
- You being negged
- THANKS

RANT HISTORY
2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-8-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back - darinaldi, 10-8-2012 to CURRENT
RANT: i am obese and on a phone - therorschach

[chazzy1864]

1th!!!

[VoxExMachina]

Not gonna give Drek his turn?

[GeneralSerpant]

No computers and Science topics?

[chazzy1864]

The title was one actually discussed recently in here. it came up after Hish and A2m perpetually posted typos while using their phone & obesity levels as valid excuses for them.

[VoxExMachina]

The title was one actually discussed recently in here. it came up after Hish and A2m perpetually posted typos while using their phone & obesity levels as valid excuses for them.

By all means, let's pay tribute.

[medjen]

By all means, let's pay tribute.

Might as well call it Canadian Dorito Party.

[adamdavidson47]

In before Dorito jokes.

Damn it. medjen'd.

[Final_Rep]

Fantastic!

+ I plugged my Samsung phone into my Macbook and cackled.

[t8rtot]

The title was one actually discussed recently in here. it came up after Hish and A2m perpetually posted typos while using their phone & obesity levels as valid excuses for them.

Most likely yelled at for this question but who is "A2m"? I read it as A$$2mouth in my head every time.

[Orlando1234977]

Most likely yelled at for this question but who is "A2m"? I read it as A$$2mouth in my head every time.

It's that guy assto.

[chazzy1864]

Most likely yelled at for this question but who is "A2m"? I read it as A$$2mouth in my head every time.

You're on the right track!

[Hishiad]

This Rant title copied my blog name :-(

[ThickAsABrick]

Most likely yelled at for this question but who is "A2m"? I read it as A$$2mouth in my head every time.

awesome

[SID]

in.

[GREENFEATHER]

16th ya no count bastages. Vox, you ever put chup on a steak at my table and I'll cut out yer ovaries.

[ThickAsABrick]

Vox, you ever put chup on a steak at my table and I'll cut out yer ovaries.

He's out now, having a good cry. lolshack hurt his feelings by not letting Drek start the thread. It's gonna take some time to regain his trust and put this back together.

[mjw8204]

Not even through one page and already on track to be the worst Rant to date.

[ThickAsABrick]

Not even through one page and already on track to be the worst Rant to date.

I have a bottle of the '07 in the cellar. I'll get a couple glasses.

[Final_Rep]

Not even through one page and already on track to be the worst Rant to date.

Excellent post to make it better, mjw. This is real contribution!

[VoxExMachina]

He's out now, having a good cry. lolshack hurt his feelings by not letting Drek start the thread. It's gonna take some time to regain his trust and put this back together.

Worst Rant title ever. How do I know?

vvvv

Fantastic!

+ I plugged my Samsung phone into my Macbook and cackled.

[ThickAsABrick]

Excellent post to make it better, mjw. This is real contribution!

mjw could take a poop and smear it on the wall and it would be far more of a contribution than anything you could muster.

[Lencho]

"Mr. Lenco, you can't tell me Ka'Monica don't look like she gonna end up bein' a stripper!"

[chazzy1864]

Excellent post to make it better, mjw. This is real contribution!

I just have to chuckle. The nuances that slip your grasp keep getting thrown into the spotlight.

[chazzy1864]

"Mr. Lenco, you can't tell me Ka'Monica don't look like she gonna end up bein' a stripper!"

Please tell me that was a quote from one of your classes!!


+ Did you see the news about Cutty from The Wire going into The Walking Dead? I'm not sure if you watch TWD, but I know you know Cutty.

[Lencho]

Worst Rant title ever. How do I know?

vvvv

Not even close.

[mjw8204]

Lencho, srs question: Does working in education cause you to fear for the future of humanity?

[VoxExMachina]

Not even close.

I expected more from tehlolshack

[t8rtot]

Not even close.

Vive Lenchicho?!

[mjw8204]

I expected more from tehlolshack

He's been in a funk lately. I worry for him a bit.