RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[ossizen]

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

*crickets*

Damn... Nothing happened.

[VoxExMachina]

I'm stocked up on coffee and bullets, and the tactical plan to raid the local Costco is all drawn up.

Let's get this Apocalypse started.

[ZoranM]

Goddamnit. If anyone knows stuff about Germany today, esp. East, or East-West differences, lemme know, PM will follow. I don't wanna make a mistake and take a job in the wrong place. Every opinion is important to me, also every little thing from anyone on bb.com. Danke.

[ThickAsABrick]

Goddamnit. If anyone knows stuff about Germany today, esp. East, or East-West differences, lemme know, PM will follow. I don't wanna make a mistake and take a job in the wrong place. Every opinion is important to me, also every little thing from anyone on bb.com. Danke.

Try to get a job in a place where the german wimminz all wear dirndls.

[VoxExMachina]

Try to get a job in a place where the german wimminz all wear dirndls.

And only drive cars that have PRNDLs.

[CYTX]

So much for an apocalypse sick day!!!

[Farley1324]

Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel.

Aware

I don't need the attachment for shooting down police helicopters though. Well, not yet.

[ossizen]

[kvk1]

I don't need the attachment for shooting down police helicopters though. Well, not yet.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

[Farley1324]

[im2manly]

I was going to make a doomsday post but then I remembered that I am not a *******

[adamdavidson47]

I was going to make a doomsday post but then I remembered that I am not a *******

Morning shiit dick.

[im2manly]

Morning shiit dick.

I feel like all your posts either involve the human anus, penor or elves.

[Hishiad]

The mystique of the bears and their culture isn't strangely appealing to you?

Soon as he removes his shirt to expose his sweater they'll accept him as one of their own immediately.

[adamdavidson47]

I feel like all your posts either involve the human anus, penor or elves.

Still mad at me eh.

[Hishiad]

Still mad at me eh.

No...he's actually pretty dead on. If it has got some sort of orifice stuffing involved you likely posted it, hth.


But at least you're not so damn caught up in trying to be liked by everyone like FR and his middle school girl ways...

[Farley1324]

No...he's actually pretty dead on. If it has got some sort of orifice stuffing involved you likely posted it, hth.


But at least you're not so damn caught up in trying to be liked by everyone like FR and his middle school girl ways...

Being liked is overrated

[Final_Rep]

This frep guy sounds like a real douchenozzle.

[adamdavidson47]

Being liked is overrated

If people like you, they expect things from you.

[mjw8204]

LOL @ people assuming the apocalypse would conform neatly to their own particular time zones.

People manage to show what kind of self-centered douches they are even in the midst of a silly hoax.

[therorschach]

Was the world supposed to end sometime today or at the end of today? Or the end of yesterday?

[Drekkor]

LOL @ people assuming the apocalypse would conform neatly to their own particular time zones.

People manage to show what kind of self-centered douches they are even in the midst of a silly hoax.

Ofc, it's going to occur at 11:59 pm PST. What douches for thinking they ran the planet.

[Final_Rep]

Was the world supposed to end sometime today or at the end of today? Or the end of yesterday?

[mjw8204]

So if I'm reading this correctly, the weekend has already begun in the Rant.

[im2manly]

Lol

[Dominik]

Finally some common sense.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2334575.html

[mjw8204]

Finally some common sense.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2334575.html

Clicking on a HuffPost link has rarely led me to common sense.

[Dominik]

Being liked is overrated

I like everyone ITT.

Srs.

Even Trollando.

[mjw8204]

I like everyone ITT.

Srs.

Even Trollando.

I try to at least tolerate everyone..

But OMG dude.

[Drekkor]

I try to at least tolerate everyone..

Haha, sure buddy. You wanna work on tolerance for people? Spend a few days actually IN portland. It's like some sort of fcked up patchwork quilt of degenerate hipsters.