RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Final_Rep]

Man, that was on an episode of Dirty Jobs.

Horse insemination is absolutely horrific.

Wait, was that the one where they used the "auto ejaculator" in the animal's rectum? Maybe that was the cattle one...

I thought it was a cow's udder.

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lol, good memory -- "you must spread some rep around before repping miketoc again"

[adamdavidson47]

Try having my real first name, and friends who call you banana, and then that song comes out.

Yeah.

Your first name is banana?

It's that the canadienne way of saying you'd love to volunteer?

I'd set it up, if nobody else wanted to. I'm not setting it up for 3 people, however.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

Cake is awesome. The food and the band.

Frep I still like you. If I had to choose between you and dorito I would choose you 11 times out of 9.

This hurts. To be -2 in the choo, choo, choooosee you column. That's just awful man.

I want to make love to the bassline in this song.

And I don't mean having it in the background while I'm having sex.

I'm talking about having intercourse with the melody itself.

Cheers.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looonnngggggggggg jacket.

[adamdavidson47]

Wait, was that the one where they used the "auto ejaculator" in the animal's rectum?
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Please, we don't want to hear anymore about your home movies.

[kvk1]

i love you darinaldi

waiting for your return

<333

[Final_Rep]

Please, we don't want to hear anymore about your home movies.

You should at least give credit to the 3rd grader you steal your one-liners from.

i love you darinaldi

waiting for your return

<333

lol

[Miketoc]

i love you darinaldi

waiting for your return

<333

I second and third this.

[adamdavidson47]

You should at least give credit to the 3rd grader you steal your one-liners from.

lol

You should give credit to the one you stole your personality from.

[kvk1]

You should at least give credit to the 3rd grader you steal your one-liners from.

You should give credit to the one you stole your personality from.

[chazzy1864]

I have, yes. Honestly, I think it's just something put together by fat people to add bacon to something and think it's awesome. I've tried 3 slices, 6 slices, etc. but the peanut butter overpowers the bacon flavor and it's not worth it. I'd rather eat a PB sandwich and a bacon sandwich. Both of those are in my top 10 foods and I would love to put them together and be able to taste both but PB is too strong.

Makes sense.

[video=youtube_share;YJqGdT6w5Fk]http://youtu.be/YJqGdT6w5Fk[video]

lolol

[Final_Rep]

You should give credit to the one you stole your personality from.

Says the guy who can't tell a joke without it somehow involving an anus.

This is how 90% of your posts go... replace the concept of sales in this video with Rant posts:

[Miketoc]

... Did you just use that video back at him? You may have dropped a point just now.

[adamdavidson47]

Says the guy who can't tell a joke without it somehow involving an anus.

This is how 90% of your posts go... replace the concept of sales in this video with Rant posts:

This is worse than when Elaine stole the Ziggy comic.

[chazzy1864]

Mike is right, someone used that video just the other day.

[adamdavidson47]

Mike is right, someone used that video just the other day.

I did, against Frep. lol.

[mjw8204]

Frep I still like you. If I had to choose between you and dorito I would choose you 11 times out of 9.

A few weeks ago I would have agreed with you, but no way now. They are headed in opposite directions.

[Final_Rep]

Did he really use that the other day?

If so... wow. This may be a new low for me. Didn't think that was possible. I amaze even myself.

[kvk1]

replace the concept of sales in this video with Rant posts

Thanks for that.

Because we thought you were being literal with a Tommy Boy reference.

[mjw8204]

I wish the Ayataablah's fatwa on Frep would be observed by more members of our online community.

[adamdavidson47]

Thanks for that.

Because we thought you were being literal with a Tommy Boy reference.

I didn't think it was possible, but I think Tommy Boy has been ruined for me now.

[Final_Rep]

Thanks for that.

Because we thought you were being literal with a Tommy Boy reference.

I didn't think it was possible, but I think Tommy Boy has been ruined for me now.

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I wish the Ayataablah's fatwa on Frep would be observed by more members of our online community.

I find myself agreeing with you.

Sweet jesus, is there no hope at all for me to improve? I keep thinking there must be, but keep proving that incorrect.

[theshoupguy]

On more than one occasion, I've heard of people talk about peanut butter & bacon sandwiches. Anyone in here try it before? I'm tempted to give it a go.

I recommended those to you as a post-drinking hangover cure, fckstick!

[chazzy1864]

I recommended those to you as a post-drinking hangover cure, fckstick!

I thought you just said bacon samitches? You said pb&b? Really?


Well... I think this brief convo with Miketoc is applicable:

EDIT2: I feel like we have discussed this at length previously.

Re: EDIT2: I discuss a lot of things. I also drink a lot. Sometimes those two things clash.

[mjw8204]

Chazzy should start hosting his own podcasts.

[chazzy1864]

Chazzy should start hosting his own podcasts.

I would have to really amp up my drinking. That way I could have new material every night rehashing the same sh*t I forgot from the night before.

[kvk1]

NEW RANT

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=151165483

[chazzy1864]

Alright, f*cksticks! Move on over.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=151165483

[darinaldi]

In on first page.