RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Orlando1234977]

Do you guys actually enjoy getting into battles with Farley? Yet I AM the troll

A few years ago when Farley and I used to battle much more frequently and fiercely and before most ranters had a clue about his style, (we knew each other previously from WPs), I told him something along the lines of he's a great poster as long as he never posts in here about football or bodybuilding. Still brings me some lulz when I think about that. That's all. Enjoy the rest of the show.

[theshoupguy]

This is The Rant.

It's ALL pointless anyway.

Incorrect. There's a ton of useful sh!t that comes out of this place.

[Orlando1234977]

Incorrect. There's a ton of useful sh!t that comes out of this place.

Few more weeks I'll have a couple days in fast food yumness. No belt kneeted.

[mrmrbill00003]

Paul Sherperdson is Cassius.

I actually watched that movie last night, well before this discussion started: [cue Twilight Zone theme -- do doo do doo do doo do doo] Causal/Correlation relationships notwithstanding. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (R. Gere was a putz, very fallible premises throughout the whole flick -- Real Cassius would've taken out "the Kid" or not bothered w/ the other ex-Soviet agents.)

[mrmrbill00003]

Yes.

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Yes.

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Been awhile since you were youngbl00d eh? You're a little rusty.

Looking back through the response chain with fresh eyes, Manly actually pulled out most of the jewels amongst gems. He gets the Golden Troll statuette for the evening.


(how'z zis malted-quote thingiee work agin?//;alskdjf; )

[ZoranM]

disingenuous
contentious
confounding
smarming
duplicitous
browbeat
disingenuous
snidely

I hate you.

[mjw8204]

I hate you.

You can strike "smarming" from the list.

[ZoranM]

You can strike "smarming" from the list.

Okee.
In all seriousness, I am thrilled when I see words that are "new" to me. I look them up instantly, but the problem is, nowadays they just don't sink in that easily anymore...

[mrmrbill00003]

... nowadays they just don't sink in that easily anymore...

No worries. Nothing in that list would make it into a real conversation -- like the kind you have with "Bob" at the local pub. Maybe "browbeat". Most of it is for formal addresses, scholastic debates, funeral condolences, Presidential TV adverts, and ... well ... in my case, the Ex from Poznan wanted to know about "compartmentalization" (whilst she was screwing my best friend). I told her to look up: "irony".

[chazzy1864]

Few more weeks I'll have a couple days in fast food yumness. No belt kneeted.

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Never heard of either of those places. What location?

I actually watched that movie last night, well before this discussion started: [cue Twilight Zone theme -- do doo do doo do doo do doo] Causal/Correlation relationships notwithstanding. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (R. Gere was a putz, very fallible premises throughout the whole flick -- Real Cassius would've taken out "the Kid" or not bothered w/ the other ex-Soviet agents.)

I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. The premise was that he hated the Russians more than the kid, due to what they did to him/his family. Plus, the Russians were the last ties to his former life; he was perfectly content being a retired US citizen. He was hoping the kid would drop it and just walk away (since he was no longer the stone cold assassin he once was, so he was reluctant to wipe out a - seemingly innocent - family man (well he was about to take him out until he realized he had a family).

edit: Because of this brief exchange, I do believe I shall watch The Double right now. Work ain't so bad.

I hate you.

lol

No worries. Nothing in that list would make it into a real conversation -- like the kind you have with "Bob" at the local pub. Maybe "browbeat". Most of it is for formal addresses, scholastic debates, funeral condolences, Presidential TV adverts, and ... well ... in my case, the Ex from Poznan wanted to know about "compartmentalization" (whilst she was screwing my best friend). I told her to look up: "irony".

I could see disingenuous being in a conversation. But more of a debate style conversation, not your typical bar convo (well... it could be in the bar.. .drunk people debate the stupidest things, such as politics).

[theshoupguy]

I'm not a huge fan of buying books in actual stores, due to the prices usually being all jacked up compared to Amazon, but Barnes & Noble has one awesome exclusive -- their entire leatherbound classics series.

For less than $250, I was able to snag leatherbound collections by H.P. Lovecraft ("The Complete Fiction"), Isaac Asimov (The Foundation Trilogy), Ray Bradbury (Martian Chronicles, Illustrated Man, Golden Apples of the Sun), H.G. Wells (7 different novels), Ernest Hemingway (The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Farewell to Arms, Old Man & the Sea), Jane Austen (7 different novels), Homer's Iliad & Odyssey, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Complete Sherlock Holmes," Grimm's "Complete Fairy Tales," "The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe," and "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare."

I feel the need to get a cigar, some good scotch, and do nothing but catch up on some classic literature for a weekend.


edit# In case anyone is interested: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/?series_id=577536

[chazzy1864]

You could save a lot of time by watching the movies.

[theshoupguy]

You could save a lot of time by watching the movies.

Classic chozzlewod.

[theshoupguy]

Few more weeks I'll have a couple days in fast food yumness. No belt kneeted.

Never heard of Rocky Rococo, but Culver's is pretty damn delicious.

[theshoupguy]

Also, I fckin love that nasty green nyquil stuff.

Managed to somehow catch the winter AIDS this week, took almost 2 shots' worth of nyquil each night before bed, knocked that plague out right quick. Feelin' good today.

Aw yeah.

[chazzy1864]

This had been going around ******** and I found it humorous.

1. Stop doing the thing where you attack yourself at the groin and hope that a G4 camera crew shows up in time to film it.

2. Once a day, take a moment out of your busy schedule to treat yourself to one strong cup of coffee, one slice of apple pie, two glasses of red wine, one medium shrimp and beef pizza with extra cheese, three mind erasers, and one tube of chocolate chip cookie dough.

3. Whenever you start to feel down about your life, just remember that each day is a gift. Then imagine a hilarious manatee blowing bubbles from a tiny tobacco pipe.

4. *******.

5. Start every morning with a rigorous set of kegels and/or cock pushups in front of the mirror while listening to Rammstein at full volume and shouting “No limits!”

6. Ride a dolphin into the sunset.

7. Sire a calf or two.

8. Start limiting yourself to one vodka-soaked tampon per school day.

9. Inadvertently create a groundbreaking source of renewable energy whilst summering in the Hamptons.

10. Announce on ******** that you are “headin’ to the gym!” Repeat as needed until you feel whole.

11. Puke and rally, bro.

12. Find a new way to connect with people that doesn’t involve your uncut umbilical cord and a roll of packaging tape.

13. Narrowly defeat the captain of the ski team in a deadly race down the K-12 mountain and win Beth back.

14. Go online and hurl anonymous, randomly homophobic insults at strangers discussing topics you don’t understand.

15. Rethink the whole “Professional Ben Savage Impersonator/Magician” career path.

16. Stop referring to yourself as “Bater.”

17. Strive to become the person your dog thinks you are when you’re not doing the thing with the peanut butter.

18. Grow a second, wispier goatee.

19. Discover a new planet, or plant, or nickname for your cat.

20. Less normal trips to the dentist, more sexy trips to the dentist.

21. Write another scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant.

22. Buy a scented candle.

23. Improve your sense of self-sufficiency by building a raft out of nothing but your own bones and skin.

24. Listen to less Pitbull.

25. Stop “ironically” showing up at high school parties.

26. Blackmail your boyfriend into cooking dinner, take a picture of the food and share it in sepia on Instagram with a super cute and clever caption like “Home cooked chili?! Don’t mind if I do!!!!”

27. Align your expectations with reality.

28. Quit being such a dick wagon.

#11 is obviously my favorite.

[adamdavidson47]

my dehydrator just came in today. Brb making some awesome B-Jerky

I've always wondered how one would go about making their own beef jerky. Do you care to enlighten me on the process, or are you just going to tell me to fuck myself like everyone else?

you guys type so much to say so little. I have a jerky fuking making machine you idiots! Do you know wtf that means? That means fuking beef jerky 24/7/365 (assuming I dehydrate it all the way and don't get food poisoning). Who needs farles or frep! Gonna make some spicy adobo jerky then some tradish teryaki jerky.

I'm excited for you. Make sure you pepper your angus.

my meat is marinating.

Hawt

Incorrect. There's a ton of useful sh!t that comes out of this place.

You are welcome.

You could save a lot of time by watching the movies.

lol

[chazzy1864]

I've always wondered how one would go about making their own beef jerky. Do you care to enlighten me on the process, or are you just going to tell me to fuck myself like everyone else?

You can use a dehydrator, as a2m is doing. Or you can use a trick that the late MrMrBill linked to, where a person uses a box fan and two air conditioner filters.

[adamdavidson47]

You can use a dehydrator, as a2m is doing. Or you can use a trick that the late MrMrBill linked to, where a person uses a box fan and two air conditioner filters.

Interesting. Are certain cuts of meat required?

[chazzy1864]

Interesting. Are certain cuts of meat required?

That I don't know. Primarily just thin slices, I believe.


FYI, here is one site about the box fan beef jerky:
http://www.antihousewife.com/2011/02...an-beef-jerky/

[adamdavidson47]

That I don't know. Primarily just thin slices, I believe.


FYI, here is one site about the box fan beef jerky:
http://www.antihousewife.com/2011/02...an-beef-jerky/

That looks easier than I thought it would be. I might actually try this.

[ThickAsABrick]

Why don't you head to your nearest blow-me empowerment zone.

lol

I'm heading to my rapid eye movement empowerment zone.

lol

Free-wifi hotspots. (Masturbation empowerment zones.)

lol

You and I are not compatible discussion partners on this subject. I don't have the burden of falling prey to confirmation biases, or to go on the defensive, or feel the need to browbeat my point on anyone in order to get it across. I don't know how to make this any clearer to you: I am open-minded on this subject. You are not. If you want to argue about it, find someone who will argue with you, because a discussion isn't really what you want.

ouch

I have a jerky fuking making machine you idiots! Do you know wtf that means?

lol

[ThickAsABrick]

I told him something along the lines of he's a great poster

I'm sure he treasures that to this very day.

[kvk1]

This flu epidemic be getting cereal.

[im2manly]

This flu epidemic be getting cereal.

Its a conspiracy by tha guberment

[VoxExMachina]

This flu epidemic be getting cereal.

It doesn't help that so many clueless people think the flu shot will give them the flu, and there's no telling them different.

The flu shot is like the Assault Weapon of drugs.

[chazzy1864]

Kvkular homicide, you are not on steam chat. You should change that if you are able.

[kvk1]

Its a conspiracy by tha guberment

I know of parents who refuse to give crucial immunizations/shots to their kids because some stupid bimbo on TV told them, with little to no evidence, that it might make them autistic.

Shit's sad.

[adamdavidson47]

It doesn't help that so many clueless people think the flu shot will give them the flu, and there's no telling them different.

The flu shot is like the Assault Weapon of drugs.

It's funny how many clueless people think that getting a flu shot automatically makes you immune to getting the flu.

[ThickAsABrick]

ive gotten the shot the last two yrs for the sake of the baby. prior to that i had not done so for many yrs. the autism stuff is full retard.