RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[mjw8204]

None of us are "okay", Matt.


None of us.

That's deep.

[KarlynSkuatrach]

There is just no way that isn't Bill.

I shouldn't help you w/ this (because seeing you flail about is kinda fun) ... no. The voicing and phrasing is all wrong. You gotta think in terms of properties that aren't there. The balance of logic, level-headed clear thinking, authoritative cadence, reasonable comma and aspostrophe usage. Clearly it's that ... wahzizname... that VW ex-mechanic fella who writes all them stickies.

[therorschach]

he's on a horse

[Lencho]

That's deep.

I don't think you were around when Hish stumbled in. I wanted to punch him in his stupid face (no offense, Hishbrah).

But now, he draws several lulz from me on a daily basis.

Remember, Matt -- I work with miscreants everyday. I made a vow to never give up on them, and I guess I bring that into the rant. Besides, weren't you saying something the other day about it being our duty to help these n00bs find their way?

[im2manly]

he's on a horse

speaking of which do you like that gangnam style jazz? He's your people right?

[Final_Rep]

I shouldn't help you w/ this (because seeing you flail about is kinda fun) ... no. The voicing and phrasing is all wrong. You gotta think in terms of properties that aren't there. The balance of logic, level-headed clear thinking, authoritative cadence, reasonable comma and aspostrophe usage. Clearly it's that ... wahzizname... that VW ex-mechanic fella who writes all them stickies.

Clearly you don't know Bill at all, because you left out:
- Absurdly eclectic knowledge of haute cuisine
- Joe Canseco off-the-head-home-run humor
- Preternatural post timing

Please brush up on Rant history before attempting to talk about someone who you really don't know anything about.

Bill's a legend, you're just some n00b doing pushups on a kettlebell.

[mjw8204]

I don't think you were around when Hish stumbled in. I wanted to punch him in his stupid face (no offense, Hishbrah).

But now, he draws several lulz from me on a daily basis.

Remember, Matt -- I work with miscreants everyday. I made a vow to never give up on them, and I guess I bring that into the rant. Besides, weren't you saying something the other day about it being our duty to help these n00bs find their way?

So what you're saying is that you're never going to give them up, let them go or desert them?

[Lencho]

So what you're saying is that you're never going to give them up, let them go or desert them?

[Hishiad]

I don't think you were around when Hish stumbled in. I wanted to punch him in his stupid face (no offense, Hishbrah).

But now, he draws several lulz from me on a daily basis.

Remember, Matt -- I work with miscreants everyday. I made a vow to never give up on them, and I guess I bring that into the rant. Besides, weren't you saying something the other day about it being our duty to help these n00bs find their way?

My first neg comment was from you I do believe....<3

[Final_Rep]

My first neg comment was from you I do believe....<3

Lencho was your first neg ever? Or just first Rant neg?

Heh.

My first post on bb.com I got negged into the red. I actually didn't think it was a terrible post but looking back...

Yeah. It was.

in b4 snarky comment

[Hishiad]

Lencho was your first neg ever? Or just first Rant neg?

Heh.

My first post on bb.com I got negged into the red. I actually didn't think it was a terrible post but looking back...

Yeah. It was.

in b4 snarky comment

Exhibit A

Lencho's signature (let me paraphrase)


"I don't always neg n00bs... Sheeeeiiiiiit, yes I do!"

[mjw8204]

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Back in high school we had a kid with a pretty severe disability. I don't remember specifically what he was dealing with, but it was somewhat similar to cerebral palsy in how it affected his body. He was extremely fragile and had to wear a helmet wherever he went. There was also some mental retardation. Sad deal, and for the most part people treated him well. He could be obnoxious at times, though, and he generally went unchecked because nobody felt comfortable with admonishing him. So, he basically got to do whatever he wanted.

Our gymnasium was open to everyone during the lunch hour, and it was common to have basketball and volleyball games going. Every day the kid would come into the gym to participate, and we would always feel compelled to include him. Obviously the game would have to be played differently, as it would revolve around him and making sure he wasn't hurt. Most of the time it was cool, but sometimes people just wanted to play a regular competitive game. If he thought he was being left out, he would throw a fit and complain to nearest authority figure, resulting in him being brought into the game.

One day, a group of us had a volleyball game going and he tried joining in. After lofting a couple of floaters to him that he missed, we began playing in earnest and simply didn't serve the ball in his direction. He started SCREAMING for someone to serve him the ball. We warned him that it was dangerous for us to do that, but he persisted in his tantrum. Finally, someone spiked the ball at him. It hit him square in the face and knocked him straight the fck out. The next scene was a group of people standing around him as he laid there in a twisted, motionless heap. For a moment we seriously thought we had killed him. He turned out to be okay, but it freaked everyone out for a while.

Moral of the story: Sometimes we just want to play some fcking ball.

Knowutimean?

[im2manly]

Lencho was your first neg ever? Or just first Rant neg?

Heh.

My first post on bb.com I got negged into the red. I actually didn't think it was a terrible post but looking back...

Yeah. It was.

in b4 snarky comment

My first neg was from vox then medjen, shoup, D1, styd, and taab. All for one post outside of the rant lulzz

[Lencho]

Back in high school we had a kid with a pretty severe disability. I don't remember specifically what he was dealing with, but it was somewhat similar to cerebral palsy in how it affected his body. He was extremely fragile and had to wear a helmet wherever he went. There was also some mental retardation. Sad deal, and for the most part people treated him well. He could be obnoxious at times, though, and he generally went unchecked because nobody felt comfortable with admonishing him. So, he basically got to do whatever he wanted.

Our gymnasium was open to everyone during the lunch hour, and it was common to have basketball and volleyball games going. Every day the kid would come into the gym to participate, and we would always feel compelled to include him. Obviously the game would have to be played differently, as it would revolve around him and making sure he wasn't hurt. Most of the time it was cool, but sometimes people just wanted to play a regular competitive game. If he thought he was being left out, he would throw a fit and complain to nearest authority figure, resulting in him being brought into the game.

One day, a group of us had a volleyball came going and he tried joining in. After lofting a couple of floaters to him that he missed, we began playing in earnest and simply didn't serve the ball in his direction. He started SCREAMING for someone to serve him the ball. We warned him that it was dangerous for us to do that, but he persisted in his tantrum. Finally, someone spiked the ball at him. It hit him square in the face and knocked him straight the fck out. The next scene was a group of people standing around him as he laid there in a twisted, motionless heap. For a moment we seriously thought we had we killed him. He turned out to be okay, but it freaked everyone out for a while.

Moral of the story: Sometimes we just want to play some fcking ball.

Knowutimean?

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[Final_Rep]

My first neg was from vox then medjen, shoup, D1, styd, and taab. All for one post outside of the rant lulzz

Damn! They ran a train on your ass.

[Hishiad]

Back in high school we had a kid with a pretty severe disability. I don't remember specifically what he was dealing with, but it was somewhat similar to cerebral palsy in how it affected his body. He was extremely fragile and had to wear a helmet wherever he went. There was also some mental retardation. Sad deal, and for the most part people treated him well. He could be obnoxious at times, though, and he generally went unchecked because nobody felt comfortable with admonishing him. So, he basically got to do whatever he wanted.

Our gymnasium was open to everyone during the lunch hour, and it was common to have basketball and volleyball games going. Every day the kid would come into the gym to participate, and we would always feel compelled to include him. Obviously the game would have to be played differently, as it would revolve around him and making sure he wasn't hurt. Most of the time it was cool, but sometimes people just wanted to play a regular competitive game. If he thought he was being left out, he would throw a fit and complain to nearest authority figure, resulting in him being brought into the game.

One day, a group of us had a volleyball came going and he tried joining in. After lofting a couple of floaters to him that he missed, we began playing in earnest and simply didn't serve the ball in his direction. He started SCREAMING for someone to serve him the ball. We warned him that it was dangerous for us to do that, but he persisted in his tantrum. Finally, someone spiked the ball at him. It hit him square in the face and knocked him straight the fck out. The next scene was a group of people standing around him as he laid there in a twisted, motionless heap. For a moment we seriously thought we had killed him. He turned out to be okay, but it freaked everyone out for a while.

Moral of the story: Sometimes we just want to play some fcking ball.

Knowutimean?

[Drekkor]

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Lencho, we've both fallen into mediocrity.

What the hell happened to us? I was just reading through the Bertface 2009 rant, we were funny mofos... always getting into trouble with authority but somehow sneaking out without the banhammer.

We need to bring the lulz back in 2013.

[Lencho]

My first neg was from a guy named nightwolfer. It was for a post in PL.


I have randomly negged him back several times over the years, and I think I'll do so again right now.

[im2manly]

Damn! They ran a train on your ass.

Lol yea i was red for months. Had some shiit in my sig that "being red on bb.com on here is a badge of honor' haha

[Lencho]

Lencho, we've both fallen into mediocrity.

What the hell happened to us? I was just reading through the Bertface 2009 rant, we were funny mofos... always getting into trouble with authority but somehow sneaking out without the banhammer.

We need to bring the lulz back in 2013.

Ah, 2009... my last full year of posting on beebee.com 8 hours/day.



Good times, brah.

[mjw8204]

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You get what I'm saying though, right?

[Drekkor]

My first neg was from a guy named nightwolfer. It was for a post in PL.


I have randomly negged him back several times over the years, and I think I'll do so again right now.

The only neg worth remembering was your "Shock & Awe" neg involving your 15 alter ego accounts. Bricks were Shit on that neg... bricks were shit.

[Lencho]

Lol yea i was red for months. Had some shiit in my sig that "being red on bb.com on here is a badge of honor' haha

And now look at you, you rep whorin' sonovagun!

[Lencho]

You get what I'm saying though, right?

Loud and clear, brah.

[Lencho]

The only neg worth remembering was your "Shock & Awe" neg involving your 15 alter ego accounts. Bricks were Shit on that neg... bricks were shit.

Been meaning to bust that out on some n00bs.


Btw, not being able to multi-quote on a phone, ftl.

[Final_Rep]

Mean meaning to bust that out on some n00bs.


Btw, not being able to multi-quote on a phone, ftl.

Using Android? You can set your user agent to "desktop" which will fool websites into displaying their full site instead of the mobile version.

/themoreyouknow

P.S. FYF

[im2manly]

Mean meaning to bust that out on some n00bs.


Btw, not being able to multi-quote on a phone, ftl.

I feel your pain brother. See thread title

[Drekkor]

Mean meaning to bust that out on some n00bs.


Btw, not being able to multi-quote on a phone, ftl.

Lol, months in planning and repping your noobs went into finally for once and all showing you were the neg master. Back then rep was a little tighter too since there were only a few of us over 10k... it wasn't until the boosted the mods a ton we started breaking the rep open.

[Lencho]

I feel your pain brother. See thread title

LTFOL, I swear I didn't read your post until after my "reason for edit".

[Lencho]

Using Android? You can set your user agent to "desktop" which will fool websites into displaying their full site instead of the mobile version.

/themoreyouknow

P.S. FYF

Not Android.

I can opt to use the full site, but navigating it is a biatch.

At least this way allows me to post-whore a bit.