RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[adamdavidson47]

Farley, look into something called a "sleep sack". It's the greatest invention for babies ever. We couldn't swaddle our daughter worth a damn. She was always getting out of it. We got a sleep sack and it worked wonders until she was almost a year old. Maybe over a year old, I can't remember.

[ThickAsABrick]

Farley, look into something called a "sleep sack". It's the greatest invention for babies ever. We couldn't swaddle our daughter worth a damn. She was always getting out of it. We got a sleep sack and it worked wonders until she was almost a year old. Maybe over a year old, I can't remember.

babies are supposed to be swaddled at first, buttplugface.

we switched to a sleep sack after several months. still using it.

[adamdavidson47]

babies are supposed to be swaddled at first, buttplugface.

we switched to a sleep sack after several months. still using it.

I didn't say we got one from day one, a$snose. I don't think they make them for brand new babies. It was 3 or 4 months when we switched.

[ThickAsABrick]

I didn't say we got one from day one, a$snose. I don't think they make them for brand new babies. It was 3 or 4 months when we switched.

brb giving people with a newborn advice on what to do 3-4 months from now because they aren't completely overwhelmed and wondering what the fck to do with a living being right now

[CYTX]

Ugh I hate being a Cowboys fan

Good luck TAAB, I hope RG3 is ready for Seatle.

[ThickAsABrick]

Ugh I hate being a Cowboys fan

Good luck TAAB, I hope RG3 is ready for Seatle.

Hopefully will be a great game.

[CYTX]

Get a stretchy swaddle blanket and wrap them up tight. They like to feel like they're in the womb. You gotta pin the arms directly to their sides so they can't move at all.

[ThickAsABrick]

Get a stretchy swaddle blanket and wrap them up tight. They like to feel like they're in the womb. You gotta pin the arms directly to their sides so they can't move at all.

This is the correct advice.

Sticks > Asstard Buttplugson

[theshoupguy]

Asstard Buttplug

I have never had one of those at a Mexican restaurant.

[theshoupguy]

Goodbye, pizzas of 2012.


(last one for Farles)

Onward, to hopes of new pizzas in 2013.

[skizbees]

Snow outside. I can wait until it melts to avoid shoveling. Wood burning stove lit, popcorn made, and I'm watching World's Dumbest alone. /lifeisgood

[Hishiad]

Chest/Bis...time to get 2013 started on the right foot!

[Dominik]

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Congrats Farley.

My sister had a kid over a year ago and the first 6 months were hell because he wouldn't stop crying. After that he transformed into the coolest little guy in the world. He's a total car freak. When I come over he wants to pop the hood so he can see the engine, sit behind the wheel, etc.



Cliffs: as everyone has told you, life will get worse before it gets better.

[400Lb Gorilla]

congrats Farley. the swaddling advice up there ^^^ is great for getting babies more comfortable

[kvk1]

Thinking of ringing the new year in with a little patricide. Quality father/son killing time.

Happy new year everyone.

Life is great.

[mjw8204]

Thinking of ringing the new year in with a little patricide. Quality father/son killing time.

Happy new year everyone.

Life is great.

To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: dude

Hang in there, bro.

[kvk1]

To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: dude

Hang in there, bro.

What are you talking about friend? My father is with me! The brilliant man whose loins I originated from!

What better time can I think of than to spend this special once-a-year occasion than with a passive aggressive andropausal cuntwad.

There is nothing more special than family.

[im2manly]

What are you talking about friend? My father is with me! The brilliant man whose loins I originated from!

What better time can I think of than to spend this special once-a-year occasion than with a passive aggressive andropausal cuntwad.

There is nothing more special than family.

Have you been drinking? If not, will you be? If so, will you be doing so shortly? If yes, what is your poison?

[kvk1]

Have you been drinking? If not, will you be? If so, will you be doing so shortly? If yes, what is your poison?

Hey manly. Happy new year man! Don't worry about the the unprotected sex. I'm sure it will be fine. Though for your sake I would hope you use some form of contraception next time.

You're still young with the world ahead. Children are great but you don't want them to tie you down at a young age and resent them later.

My weapon of choice tonight is a lot of Wild Turkey and Coke. What beverage(s) will you be consuming tonight?

[mjw8204]

What are you talking about friend? My father is with me! The brilliant man whose loins I originated from!

What better time can I think of than to spend this special once-a-year occasion than with a passive aggressive andropausal cuntwad.

There is nothing more special than family.

Well....alright, man.

[therorschach]

What are you talking about friend? My father is with me! The brilliant man whose loins I originated from!

What better time can I think of than to spend this special once-a-year occasion than with a passive aggressive andropausal cuntwad.

There is nothing more special than family.

Well. At least you have your health.

[VoxExMachina]

Thinking of ringing the new year in with a little patricide. Quality father/son killing time.

Happy new year everyone.

Life is great.

Bet you wish you had a machine gun.

Ho Ho Ho.

[im2manly]

Hey manly. Happy new year man! Don't worry about the the unprotected sex. I'm sure it will be fine. Though for your sake I would hope you use some form of contraception next time.

You're still young with the world ahead. Children are great but you don't want them to tie you down at a young age and resent them later.

My weapon of choice tonight is a lot of Wild Turkey and Coke. What beverage(s) will you be consuming tonight?

Thank you. In the future I will be sure to cover my putter. I will be drinking Makers Mark on the rocks. Literally on the rocks. I bought whiskey rocks.

[GREENFEATHER]

Suck it, Dallas.

Suck it, Philly.

Suck it, Giants.

Welcome to the way it's gonna be for years to come.

They better knock off the Dirty birds or I'ma come down there and neg you in person. I was close to you today anyway, went for Gang Waan Thai cuisine.

First diaper.

What the unholy **** is this

Really.

Really?

Thank you Dr. Lerner for being such a good vasectomist.

Shaving just went horribly. Last night was my fourth shave since getting the kit for Christmas. The third one was an improvement over the first two, but the fourth was horrible. I think the brush I'm using may be the problem.

Do it right out of the shower, a good hot shower, works a lot better. I've tried the hot towel thing and it does fuk all for me other than to let the blood letting begin. FFFFFUUUUUU!!!

Thinking of ringing the new year in with a little patricide. Quality father/son killing time.

Happy new year everyone.

Life is great.

*Eller bir AK 47 KVK*

[kvk1]

Well....alright, man.

Well. At least you have your health.

lmao...true

Bet you wish you had a machine gun.

Ho Ho Ho.

I wouldn't use a gun. That would completely betray my liberal disposition.

I'd probably make him OD on birth control pills or something.

Thank you. In the future I will be sure to cover my putter. I will be drinking Makers Mark on the rocks. Literally on the rocks. I bought whiskey rocks.

That's pretty boss actually. Enjoy.

*Eller bir AK 47 KVK*

Hah!

[mjw8204]

I wouldn't use a gun. That would completely betray my liberal disposition.

I'd probably make him OD on birth control pills or something.

Or push him into a composter. Your dad's spirit could shine on in the form of a mulch fire.

[kvk1]

Or push him into a composter. Your dad's spirit could shine on in the form of a mulch fire.

Fitting. I'm all about that renewable energy.

[kvk1]

This is my completely personal and most likely misinformed opinion, but I feel like 60s/70s metal/hard rock had way better drumming than anything before or after in the genre.

Sure: it wasn't as technical, powerful, or what have you, but it was percussive. It was undeniably catchy and rhythmic, while still not overtaking the entire song.

Bill Ward, John Bonham, Ian Paice, etc.

[GREENFEATHER]

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Hah!

I hope to hell that was right, I used Google translate. I didn't wanna say you were blowing a water buffalo holding an AK 47, lol.

This is my completely personal and most likely misinformed opinion, but I feel like 60s/70s metal/hard rock had way better drumming than anything before or after in the genre.

Sure: it wasn't as technical, powerful, or what have you, but it was percussive. It was undeniably catchy and rhythmic, while still not overtaking the entire song.

Bill Ward, John Bonham, Ian Paice, etc.

I don't think Bonham was that great of a drummer, there are others out there a lot better than him Neil Peart, Simon Wright, Bill Bruford and Chris Slade are among my top picks as well as Alex Van Halen.

[Dominik]

This is my completely personal and most likely misinformed opinion, but I feel like 60s/70s metal/hard rock had way better drumming than anything before or after in the genre.

Sure: it wasn't as technical, powerful, or what have you, but it was percussive. It was undeniably catchy and rhythmic, while still not overtaking the entire song.

Bill Ward, John Bonham, Ian Paice, etc.

Also the way they recorded drums and mixed them was different – they didn't overpower everything else like they do today.

I always liked Stewart Copeland's snare sound in The Police. Tight, cut through the mix, but didn't overpower everything.

http://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ?t=2m30s

Favorite drummer of all time is Vinnie Colaiuta. He can do it all.