RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[adamdavidson47]

Ah, so always within striking range of Doritos and beer.
Got it.

You've got me down to a tee.

[t8rtot]

http://helenkellersim.com/

lulz

[adamdavidson47]

http://helenkellersim.com/

lulz

What is it? It's just a black screen for me.

[t8rtot]

What is it? It's just a black screen for me.

... wow doritoson...

[adamdavidson47]

... wow doritoson...

lol

[mAssholio]

anyone care to share a bb.com discount coupon?

[Dominik]

... wow doritoson...

I lol'd
and when I was done lol'ing
I lol'd again

[mjw8204]

He may be older, but when it comes to revenge, he hasn't lost his edge.

[kvk1]

http://helenkellersim.com/

lulz

What is it? It's just a black screen for me.

Terrific.

[Miketoc]

I have HBO, but can't you just buy the shows on iTunes or something if you just want to see single shows?

Sooner or later, TV is going to have to go the same route as music....you can buy only the show you want, when you want, instead of having to buy a subscription to a particular channel or cable package.

Maybe. I think TV itself with subs to HBO, etc will be obsolete in 20 or so years, but things like Hulu will still be out there with monthly subs providing shows from various outlets.

I actually don't care about buying music at all any more. Over time, you get tired of every album you own, and I don't care to hear songs for the eleventy-billionth time. Services like Pandora work just fine for me.

It's almost the same for movies. If I want to see something again, I'll just throw it in the Netflix queue.

See I think most people feel the way we do which is why those sub services will win in the long run.

[ThickAsABrick]

What is it? It's just a black screen for me.

Oh dear.

[kvk1]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/air...to-coc,30852/?

[chazzy1864]

I lol'd
and when I was done lol'ing
I lol'd again

LTFOL! ^ F*cking this.

[kvk1]

Conan and Gervais last night. Outstanding. My heroes.

[therorschach]

I had a dream last night. Zooey Deschanel was on Conan and Conan faked his death by falling off a tall house. Zooey was shocked until she found out Conan was faking it.

[Hishiad]

Moutfhul.

One word. One L.

Cheers.

....moutfhul indeed

[Screamin]

I had a dream last night. Zooey Deschanel was on Conan and Conan faked his death by falling off a tall house. Zooey was shocked until she found out Conan was faking it.

The fact that no part of your dream with Zooey Deschanel involved the exchange of bodily fluids makes me question your heterosexuality.

[kvk1]

I never get laid in my dreams.

Which isn't really symbolic of anything.

Because it's a miracle I ever got laid in real life.

#intimacyissues #commitmentphobia #ideaofflirtingisinsultingtheoppositesex #baconmayonnaise

[Screamin]

I never get laid in my dreams.

Which isn't really symbolic of anything.

Because it's a miracle I ever got laid in real life.

#intimacyissues #commitmentphobia #ideaofflirtingisinsultingtheoppositesex #baconmayonnaise

Strong twitter addiction?

[therorschach]

The fact that no part of your dream with Zooey Deschanel involved the exchange of bodily fluids makes me question your heterosexuality.

I rarely have sex dreams, at least ones that are explicit and non abstract. If I did, I probably would sleep all day.

[Final_Rep]

I never get laid in my dreams.

Which isn't really symbolic of anything.

Because it's a miracle I ever got laid in real life.

#intimacyissues #commitmentphobia #ideaofflirtingisinsultingtheoppositesex #baconmayonnaise

bacon mayo?? My interest is piqued. Did you craft it yourself ? (Sorry TaaB)

[mjw8204]

So is it the weekend in here already? There's a bit of that weekend Rant odor setting in.

[therorschach]

So is it the weekend in here already? There's a bit of that weekend Rant odor setting in.

I was going to ask you if you could smell what The Rant was cooking, but it appears you have already embarked on that journey.

[chazzy1864]

bacon mayo?? My interest is piqued. Did you craft it yourself ? (Sorry TaaB)

you can buy it.

http://www.baconnaise.com/

[Final_Rep]

you can buy it.

http://www.baconnaise.com/

Sweet! I think I'll try to make some myself tho too.

[ThickAsABrick]

What is it? It's just a black screen for me.

bump

[chazzy1864]

Sweet! I think I'll try to make some myself tho too.

Make a BLT, minus the L & T.

bump

Lawlz

[Dominik]

Strong signature, Jack.

[mrmrbill00003]

What is it? It's just a black screen for me.

You need to put your fingertips on the screen to interpret the display. That's why they call it a "touch screen".


HTH

[Final_Rep]

I think that gif sums up how TAAB perceives my entrance to the rant conversations pretty much every time.