RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[kvk1]

Have you heard of the Heisman Trophy?

Is that the mayonnaise people?

[adamdavidson47]

No, because
1) I don't know who Johnny Manziel is
2) I'm not a ******* that subscribes to TMZ
3) I'm not a *******
4) ???
5) K.

Well, you know... when you know what you know, then, you know.

You don't watch college football?

[theshoupguy]

Have you heard of the Heisman Trophy?

Yes.
Pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with someone wearing a strange combination of shirts whilst holding a lit sparkle-shooter in their mouth and also giving the expression of joyfully receiving anal penetration from an individual in the background.
But I ain't no Heismanologist.

[im2manly]

Have you heard of the Heisman Trophy?

"He Is Man" trophy? You sexist sloot.

[ThickAsABrick]

How many times do athletes (or Rex Ryan) have to say "you know" in interviews...

+ "at the end of the day"

[Miketoc]

Yes.
Pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with someone wearing a strange combination of shirts whilst holding a lit sparkle-shooter in their mouth and also giving the expression of joyfully receiving anal penetration from an individual in the background.
But I ain't no Heismanologist.

The guy doing that owns one. 1 degree of kevin bacon.

On another note, I'd like to let everyone know that I believe the shoulder prehab has been really helping me. Though I still think I'm going to schedule the cortisone shot. Thanks.

[adamdavidson47]

Yes.
Pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with someone wearing a strange combination of shirts whilst holding a lit sparkle-shooter in their mouth and also giving the expression of joyfully receiving anal penetration from an individual in the background.
But I ain't no Heismanologist.

Manziel is the freshman QB for Texas A & M that won the Heisman this year. Hope this helps, Thickasashoup

[kvk1]

+ I just hope we can win a game.

[mjw8204]

I'm only huuuuman.

Born to make mistAAAAAAKES.

[theshoupguy]

It appears this Johnny Mitchell guy got the Heisman trophy and celebrated.

Good for him. If I don't give two sh!ts about party pictures from people I actually know, I'm certainly not going to give any about a college football fella.

Chores.

[adamdavidson47]

The guy doing that owns one. 1 degree of kevin bacon.

On another note, I'd like to let everyone know that I believe the shoulder prehab has been really helping me. Though I still think I'm going to schedule the cortisone shot. Thanks.

What is your prehab routine?

[ThickAsABrick]

And this. It looked clear off the get that he was injury waiting to happen. Ppl had pools to see when it would occur, I'll decline to comment if I was a participant.

You weren't, because you'd have to have friends to be invited.

Cheers.

[Miketoc]

It appears this Johnny Mitchell guy got the Heisman trophy and celebrated.

Good for him. If I don't give two sh!ts about party pictures from people I actually know, I'm certainly not going to give any about a college football fella.

Chores.

I'm 100% with you on the not giving a ****.

[adamdavidson47]

It appears this Johnny Mitchell guy got the Heisman trophy and celebrated.

Good for him. If I don't give two sh!ts about party pictures from people I actually know, I'm certainly not going to give any about a college football fella.

Chores.

Fark you are snooty today. Who pissed in your shoupleflakes?

[ThickAsABrick]

I'm 100% with you on the not giving a ****.

Well, I am definitely appalled that a person in college went to a party.

Kids these days!

[kvk1]

Fark you are slooty today. Who pissed in your shoupleflakes?

That makes no sense.

Did you mean snooty?

You imbecile.

[ThickAsABrick]

That makes no sense.

Did you mean snooty?

You imbecile.

lmao

[mjw8204]

+ "at the end of the day"

No sht. Fckn procrastinators.

[adamdavidson47]

That makes no sense.

Did you mean snooty?

You imbecile.

Yes. Thanks for pointing that out. I fixed it. I hope this satisfies you.

[im2manly]

Yes. Thanks for pointing that out. I fixed it. I hope this satisfies you.

Do you like dark chocolate > milk chocolate? I know I do.

[adamdavidson47]

Do you like dark chocolate > milk chocolate? I know I do.

I like turtles.

[Farley1324]

I like turtles.

Are you a zombie?

[Ctrainer]

Hang on, Slooty!

Slooty, hang on!

[ThickAsABrick]

dark choc 60 percent cacao, ftw

love,

zombie turtleson

[adamdavidson47]

Are you a zombie?

No. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Hang on, Slooty!

Slooty, hang on!

lol

[Miketoc]

Hang on, Slooty!

Slooty, hang on!

That's not how the song goes

[im2manly]

I like turtles.

Location: Canada

[ThickAsABrick]

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Is your marriage on the rocks?

[adamdavidson47]

Location: Canada

Location: Tubbsville

Population: You

[adamdavidson47]

Is your marriage on the rocks?

No. Thanks for your concern, counselor.