RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[ThickAsABrick]

I don't know what's going on anymore.

fiance = dude

fiancee = chick

[mjw8204]

fiance = dude

fiancee = chick

Fuuuuuuuuuu

Thanks for aware-ing me, pal.

I am engaged to a woman, despite being 8% gay according to miketoc's calculations.

[kvk1]

That's right. A Seinfeld reference. Revel in it.

[Miketoc]

Fuuuuuuuuuu

Thanks for aware-ing me, pal.

I am engaged to a woman, despite being 8% gay according to miketoc's calculations.

I'm closer to 14-17% myself, but only date women. Just like good quality in my clothing and shoes, I'm well kempt, try to keep my body well maintained, and maintain a clean house.

[mjw8204]

I'm closer to 14-17% myself, but only date women. Just like good quality in my clothing and shoes, I'm well kempt, try to keep my body well maintained, and maintain a clean house.

Yeah, I don't fit the "man as an overgrown baboon" archetype, either. Oh well.

[Ctrainer]

I'm well kempt

I guess that is better than verklempt.

[kvk1]

You know what makes you gay?

A biological attraction towards other men.

It ain't your clothes, house, or your body.

TMYK.

I guess that is better than verklempt.

Nice.

[ThickAsABrick]

Fuuuuuuuuuu

Thanks for aware-ing me, pal.

I am engaged to a woman, despite being 8% gay according to miketoc's calculations.

I dont remember you announcing being engaged. I assume this is a recent development? Or maybe I am too tired as well. Either way, congrats.

[Hishiad]

http://news.yahoo.com/common-std-gro...220300738.html

Tough break, Chazzy.

I expected to read about stiffer date rape laws...but this will do.

[Miketoc]

You know what makes you gay?

A biological attraction towards other men.

It ain't your clothes, house, or your body.

So 14-17% still...

[ThickAsABrick]

You know what makes you gay?

A biological attraction towards other men.

It ain't your clothes, house, or your body.

TMYK.



Nice.

To be safe, we should still prevent any of those people from getting married.

[mjw8204]

I dont remember you announcing being engaged. I assume this is a recent development? Or maybe I am too tired as well. Either way, congrats.

I was on my two-year Rant hiatus when it happened.

I proposed to her last Feb. We actually had a wedding date and venue in MO lined up for Oct 2012, but then found out in May that we were moving out west a year earlier than planned. We moved in August and the wedding was postponed. Haven't set a new date yet but it will likely be this summer. It will be better for her because a lot more of her family will be able to attend now.

[Farley1324]

To be safe, we should still prevent any of those people from getting married.

We wouldn't want our species to cease to exist now would we?

[im2manly]

RG3's career is short lived. Hopefully he got his knees insured.

[Farley1324]

RG3's career is short lived. Hopefully he got his knees insured.

It's been clear from day 1 that he couldn't continue to play the way he was...which is why I wondered how people kept saying he was a better pickup than Andrew Luck

[ThickAsABrick]

RG3's career is short lived. Hopefully he got his knees insured.

Reports are he'll be back in 6-8 months, which means you won't be able to win the NFC East next year either.

Tough break, fatso.

[mjw8204]

I expected to read about stiffer date rape laws...but this will do.

321,000 cases reported every year. Gross.

[mjw8204]

RG3's career is short lived. Hopefully he got his knees insured.

TAAB's got him covered and can also help mitigate any strife the injury might cause between Griffin and his significant other.

[ThickAsABrick]

It's been clear from day 1 that he couldn't continue to play the way he was...which is why I wondered how people kept saying he was a better pickup than Andrew Luck

The knee injury was on a scramble, not a designed run. Could have happened to anyone. Pocket passers get hurt too.

[Miketoc]

The knee injury was on a scramble, not a designed run. Could have happened to anyone. Pocket passers get hurt too.

Like Peyton Manning, and they said his career was over.

[ThickAsABrick]

TAAB's got him covered and can also help mitigate any strife the injury might cause between Griffin and his significant other.

I'm also going to be transporting him to and from games in my prius.

[Farley1324]

The knee injury was on a scramble, not a designed run. Could have happened to anyone. Pocket passers get hurt too

Do you watch games?

[Turco]

You know what makes you gay?

A biological attraction towards other men.

+ knee injury



edit: Nevermind. Quickly scanning the page, I though it was TAB that had a knee injury.

[kvk1]

I.A. Turco.

[Miketoc]

It's been clear from day 1 that he couldn't continue to play the way he was...which is why I wondered how people kept saying he was a better pickup than Andrew Luck

Neither one made it past the first round of playoffs. From watching both games, it is my belief that the skins would have proceeded past Seattle were RG3 perfectly healthy. The colts played a less capable team and got beat to hell with a healthy Andrew Luck.

I admit bias, but there's plenty of reason that people say he's a better pickup than Andrew Luck. But yes, he needs to learn to slide.

[Farley1324]

Neither one made it past the first round of playoffs. From watching both games, it is my belief that the skins would have proceeded past Seattle were RG3 perfectly healthy. The colts played a less capable team and got beat to hell with a healthy Andrew Luck.

I admit bias, but there's plenty of reason that people say he's a better pickup than Andrew Luck. But yes, he needs to learn to slide.

That's the kicker. With the way he has been playing he is likely to be less than perfectly healthy quite a bit. And it isn't just designed runs, it's scrambling away too. He does things and takes risks that most QBs don't, and that pocket QBs rarely take, and pays for it.

No, neither of their teams won a playoff game. But they both went to the playoffs, which is extraordinary for teams that were the two worse in the league last year. Obviously

[ThickAsABrick]

Do you watch games?

I'm quite certain I've watched much more of the Skins than you.

[ThickAsABrick]

it's scrambling away too.

Yeah, he should just stay in the pocket and get hit. that worked well for jay cutler.

dumbass.

[Miketoc]

That's the kicker. With the way he has been playing he is likely to be less than perfectly healthy quite a bit. And it isn't just designed runs, it's scrambling away too. He does things and takes risks that most QBs don't, and that pocket QBs rarely take, and pays for it.

No, neither of their teams won a playoff game. But they both went to the playoffs, which is extraordinary for teams that were the two worse in the league last year. Obviously

Right, but RG3 is a smart dude (unlike Vick, for example), and I think he'll learn to play it safer. When he does, I think he'll be a better asset than Luck. Therefore, I find him to be a better pickup.

I think that's the train of thought for a lot of folks.

[Farley1324]

Yeah, he should just stay in the pocket and get hit. that worked well for jay cutler.

dumbass.

You sound mad.

Maybe you should direct this anger at Robert for failing to keep himself healthy.