RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[SquatTilYouDrop]

Your triumphant return to the Rant has kept us all completely enraptured. Congrats on your amazing new style!

Us..?

[Lencho]

I'm currently watching a re-run episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

And you know what? I'm enjoying the fuck out of it.

GFY TAAB.

While we're at it, I've seen a few episodes of Big Bang Theory recently and kinda lol'd.

Your triumphant return to the Rant has kept us all completely enraptured. Congrats on your amazing new style!

Four and three and two and one (What up!)
And when I'm on the mic - the suckers run (Word!)
Down with Ad Rock and Mike D. and you ain't
And I got more juice than Picasso got paint
Got rhymes that are rough and rhymes that are slick
I'm not surprised you're on my dick

[adamdavidson47]

Actually, some of the Rant, if interested, could help out and proofread it for me for end-of-book credits and such

Unless you wrote it in 20 pages, with big bold print, and a picture on every page, I doubt anyone in the rant will want to read it.

Wake up between 5:30-6:00, using this. It attempts to wake you up when you are coming out of a period of deep sleep.

Caffeine consumption is usually just 20-24 oz./day of morning coffee. However, I have no issue with caffeine in the evenings. I can have a cup of coffee or tea at 9:00 pm and still fall asleep by 10:30 or 11:00.

Alcohol consumption is non-existent. I will have a beer every once in a while, but I'm not the type to have just one or two beers with dinner on a regular basis. When I drink, I drink. Haven't been drunk since a trip to Vegas in July.

This pretty much describes my life. Except I don't drink tea. Tea should be reserved for teabagging only.

Edit: I was drunk over Christmas, but drinking to cope doesn't count.

[chazzy1864]

When I drink, I drink. Haven't been drunk since a trip to Vegas in July.

[adamdavidson47]

Us..?

Him and his other 6 boring personalities.

[Lencho]

I'm currently watching a re-run episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

And you know what? I'm enjoying the fuck out of it.

GFY TAAB.

Also, ELR is acceptable as long as the majority or your lulz are being derived from Peter Boyle.

[Lencho]

Rolf, one day, it will be your turn.



Or probably not.

[chazzy1864]

Rolf, one day, it will be your turn.



Or probably not.

I still <3 you.



Almost as much as Lenco.

[Final_Rep]

Us..?

It's a word; the objective case of "we". HTH

[SquatTilYouDrop]

Him and his other 6 boring personalities.

At least MJ returned to cancel out their mundane suckyfest.

It's called a rant balanced budget.

[theshoupguy]

Finally got into Sons of Anarchy.

I didn't realize how awesome the cast was.

Holy crap.

[Final_Rep]

I go to Hawaii now.

Bye.

[SquatTilYouDrop]

I go to Hawaii now.

Bye.

[Dominik]

Finally got into Sons of Anarchy.

I didn't realize how awesome the cast was.

Holy crap.

Better late than never. Watched it from the start. Great show.

[adamdavidson47]

Finally got into Sons of Anarchy.

I didn't realize how awesome the cast was.

Holy crap.

My wife and I just finished season 1. There was some discussion about it a few pages back in the rant. I didn't know if I'd like the show. Now I don't want to watch anything else.

[theshoupguy]

My wife and I just finished season 1. There was some discussion about it a few pages back in the rant. I didn't know if I'd like the show. Now I don't want to watch anything else.

I had watched the first episode a while back, but had way too many other distractions and shows I was working on. Now it's not competing for my attention with any others.

[adamdavidson47]

I had watched the first episode a while back, but had way too many other distractions and shows I was working on. Now it's not competing for my attention with any others.

It's fucking awesome. My wife wants to watch her shitty Chicago Fire tonight instead. I might break the DVR with a hammer to prevent this.

[Farley1324]

Some pics.

First time I had the opportunity to even upload anything.

[VoxExMachina]

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Congrats, Farles.

[Farley1324]

Reaction to AWB?





Congrats, Farles.

There won't be an AWB.

Thanks.


She HATES getting put into the car seat, but it doesn't last long before (so far) she falls asleep. We were gone for almost 4 hours to go to the pediatrician's office and then the local hospital for a bilirubin test. Lots of car-seat time. everythingwentbetterthanexpected





Until last night. I was on the edge of sanity. She was just so pissed off from like 1:40 to 5:30, it was a nightmare. Oh my God. I mean...ohmygod.

Much better today though. *knock on wood*

[GeneralSerpant]

Hi rant

I need to make my abs/core stronger
I'm putting ab work into my routine 3x a week. I'm already doing squats, deads, and standing press, which all indirectly work the core, but I would value your input on what I can do at the end of my workouts to hit the abz directly.

Tonight I tried to do ab wheel but my core is too pathetically weak to do more than about 2 reps of that. So I did planks for 2 lots of 45 seconds.

Thoughts?

I didn't know you workout. That's something we have in common.

[adamdavidson47]

Congrats Farles, that swing thingy will be your friend if your kid likes it.

[kvk1]

[GREENFEATHER]

Dear DE Shave diary,

I realized my lathering has been all wrong. All wrong. I lather from a soap and it was always more watery than I expected, not like the shaving cream I was used prior to DE shaving. Turns out my lather build up was all wrong. It was like I was shaving with bar soap lather. I followed this guide and for the first time I think I actually made lather correctly. It was actually lathery and coated my skin effectively.

On the downside, I used an Astra blade for the first time and it was a bit more aggressive than I was expecting. Was not careful with the XTG strokes on my neck and chin so some nickies occurred. Hopefully, no bad razor burn will come of this. I think I did more passes than I should have.

Thanks,
therorschach

I keep tellin' ya to make it REALLY THICK. If your face is wet it'll water it down.

The same shave every time.



HTH, bro.

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[Hishiad]

Gonna try these sounds Lencho posted...45 minutes is about how long I read when I read so will be interesting to see if listening to the Binaural stuff improves speed and focus. Not sure if I will do the Lucid Dream Induction one or not...I can get to sleep pretty easily most nights. I think a new mattress will resolve most my sleeping woes.

[VoxExMachina]

Hey tech geeks...when I check my UserCP I keep getting certain threads where it's not recognizing that I've already viewed that thread and will not take me to the actual last post read (keeps taking me back to the same post). Certain threads work fine, and others don't. I have to go to the main page and "mark forums read" to get them updated properly.

Any idea why this would happen or what I need to do to correct it? It's odd, since it's only on some threads and not others.

Browser = Firefox.

[Dominik]

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Come on! Go ahead! I take your fckin' neg! Come on! I take your fckin' negs! You think you hurt me with negs? I take your fckin' negs! Go ahead!

[theshoupguy]

You know how there are those new parents that are so excited to show off their baby/babies, and you look at them and wonder if they're crazy? The ones with the baby who they don't quite realize is ugly?

You are not one of those people, Farles. You've made a cute baby. Is that weird? I hope it's not weird.

Good job.

[Farley1324]

One of the many incidents that rarely makes any news covered (happened pretty close to me)

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...ntruder/nTm7s/

LOGANVILLE, Ga. — A woman hiding in her attic with children shot an intruder multiple times before fleeing to safety Friday.

The incident happened at a home on Henderson Ridge Lane in Loganville around 1 p.m. The woman was working in an upstairs office when she spotted a strange man outside a window, according to Walton County Sheriff Joe Chapman. He said she took her 9-year-old twins to a crawlspace before the man broke in using a crowbar.

But the man eventually found the family.

"The perpetrator opens that door. Of course, at that time he's staring at her, her two children and a .38 revolver," Chapman told Channel 2’s Kerry Kavanaugh.

The woman then shot him five times, but he survived, Chapman said. He said the woman ran out of bullets but threatened to shoot the intruder if he moved.

"She's standing over him, and she realizes she's fired all six rounds. And the guy's telling her to quit shooting," Chapman said.

The woman ran to a neighbor's home with her children. The intruder attempted to flee in his car but crashed into a wooded area and collapsed in a nearby driveway, Chapman said.

Deputies arrested 32-year-old Atlanta resident Paul Slater in connection with the crime. Chapman said they found him on the ground saying, "Help me. I'm close to dying." Slater was taken to Gwinnett Medical Center for treatment. His condition is unclear, but Chapman said he was shot in the face and neck.

In February, Slater was arrested on simple battery charges, according to the Gwinnett County Sheriff's Office. He has been arrested six other times in the county since 2008.

Kavanaugh was the first reporter at the scene as deputies investigated. The victim's husband told Kavanaugh he's proud of his wife. He was on the phone with her as the intruder broke in.

"My wife is a hero. She protected her kids. She did what she was supposed to do as responsible, prepared gun owner," Donnie Herman said.

He said he's thankful for his family's safety.

"Her life is saved, and her kids' life is saved, and that's all I'd like to say," Herman said.

[VoxExMachina]

5 Shots? Should have had a .45