RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[strongforgood]

I just attempted this as a test. It all ended up down the drain. The taste was fine, but no matter how much stirring and shaking, I could not keep it from clumping up. Failed experiment... carry on with silly football talk.

I think you have to mix the protein with cold water/milk first, then put it in the coffee.


"silly football talk" - from the land of Johnny Football?!!?!?!?!?!? LOL. I took my kids to the A&M/SHSU game, it was pretty awesome.

[Orlando1234977]

oh noes when I went to pick up the garbage bin it was sideways and not upright zo'magad

[Engineer_Guy]

Going to try adding a scoop of whey to my eggs and bacon. Hopefully this doesn't ruin it.

[strongforgood]

It might have worked out better if you were in a relevant timezone.

He is in a most excellent time zone, thank you very much

[adamdavidson47]

Going to try adding a scoop of whey to my eggs and bacon. Hopefully this doesn't ruin it.

Sounds craptacular. Add peanut butter instead.

[adamdavidson47]

I think you have to mix the protein with cold water/milk first, then put it in the coffee.

Holy crap I just had an idea. Instead of mixing the powder directly into oatmeal, I will blend it with water first, and then cook the oatmeal in the protein water.

You are a genius!

[im2manly]

Once you begin to heat whey it starts to breakdown. At that point its only value is as a expensive laxative.

[Orlando1234977]

I think you have to mix the protein with cold water/milk first, then put it in the coffee.


"silly football talk" - from the land of Johnny Football?!!?!?!?!?!? LOL. I took my kids to the A&M/SHSU game, it was pretty awesome.

Yeah A&M beat everybody just about, except lsu and the Florida Gators. He should be a proud taternut.

Tomorrow's the Championship games. Looking forward to Wisconsin headin back to the Rose Bowl. Alabama/Georgia should be good too, winner clobbers ND.

[t8rtot]

I think you have to mix the protein with cold water/milk first, then put it in the coffee.


"silly football talk" - from the land of Johnny Football?!!?!?!?!?!? LOL. I took my kids to the A&M/SHSU game, it was pretty awesome.

That comment was more directed to fantasy football talk. But aTm continues to surprise. Too bad they weren't worth the cost of a sports pass the years I was there And now that I actually have time to go and enjoy the games and see them kick a$$, I can't get tickets!

[adamdavidson47]

Once you begin to heat whey it starts to breakdown. At that point its only value is as a expensive laxative.

Serious? I thought this was broscience, bro. Please aware me.

[ThickAsABrick]

broscience

This overused and idiotic term is not allowed in the thread.

[Miketoc]

I think you have to mix the protein with cold water/milk first, then put it in the coffee.

Beat me to it. Will still taste like butthole but won't be lumpy.

[Dominik]

Holy crap I just had an idea. Instead of mixing the powder directly into oatmeal, I will blend it with water first, and then cook the oatmeal in the protein water.

You are a genius!

Aware me Doritoson, why are you trying to mix your protein shakes with food? Eat your food. Then drink a shake. How hard is this?

[chazzy1864]

lol

i thought you took another morning exodus to the bathroom

No sir, just had the internet cut out for a bit. The wireless USB sticks aren't the most reliable. Occasionally it'll be "connected" but nothing will work. Have to disconnect and reconnect for it to start working again.


FYi, I figure otehrs might lol at the hissy fit thrown by kvk during the period of subject:

kvk1 is now Online.
kvk1: HOW DARE YOU SIGN OFF ON ME LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
kvk1: PLENTY OF TIME TO PLAY STUPID ARCADE GAMES WITH SHOUP IN THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN
kvk1: BUT NO TIME FOR THE K-MAN
kvk1: I SEE HOW IT IS
kvk1 is now Offline.

They've been trying to get a CF and true leadoff guy for a while, so this should solve those issues. Span is younger than Bourn, who was the main other guy in the convo. Not sure what it means for LaRoche, though. Morse will prob be moved to first, Harper to LF or RF. Unless they resign LaRoche and trade morse. Guess we'll see.

IMO, Morse would be the better long term bet. If they can ship LaRoche for his last seasons numbers value, I think they'd be best. LaRoche always has the ability to put up those numbers, but this season was the first of his career that he didn't start the first month to two completely cold.

You are one of the great thinkers of our time.

I agree. I do hope that my thinking aloud will aid you in your End of the World partying as well.

You would actually get up at midnight or are you talking about not even sleeping? Also, what timezone is the end of the world?

Wooo, good questions indeed. I think I'd sleep during the day to wake up at midnight. I would have to treat it like any other marathon day I did where I woke up like 30-60 minutes before the kickoff of the event. The other two times I did it, I started at 7am. It was a "Sun up to Sun up" event.

+ I think we all know that EST is the only time zone that really matters, so... Mayans clearly lined it up to that.

Adding a scoop of protein powder (vanilla) to 2 cups of coffee sound like a good idea, or a bad one?

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I just attempted this as a test. It all ended up down the drain. The taste was fine, but no matter how much stirring and shaking, I could not keep it from clumping up. Failed experiment... carry on with silly football talk.

Yep, it sucks to mix together. Tried it once in afghanistan after I bought a tub of flavorless protein powder. Dumped out that coffee and made a fresh one. That tub also never got used.

oh noes when I went to pick up the garbage bin it was sideways and not upright zo'magad

Orlando, I am guessing the Aussies do things sort of like the Germans. The garbage trucks have mechanical arms that pick the bins up, dump them and set them back down before the driver moves on. So unlike in Florida where it is two guys on the back, slinging the cans and sh*t, it actually seems to take more effort (or at least a concerted effort) to have the can be 20 feet away and on its side, instead of neatly back in its spot where it was originally left.

Which every time I think of Dom's trolling Garbage man it cracks me up. I can just see him starting to drive with the can still actively dumping above the truck and he releases the can at a point to cause it to flip off and fall wherever it may.

[adamdavidson47]

Aware me Doritoson, why are you trying to mix your protein shakes with food? Eat your food. Then drink a shake. How hard is this?

Just trying to get more protein mang. Experiment failed anyways.
BRB, haven't pooped in 2 days and a turtle head is poking out.

[Engineer_Guy]

Aware me Doritoson, why are you trying to mix your protein shakes with food? Eat your food. Then drink a shake. How hard is this?

Strong this. I never understand why people need to mix whey with food in clever ways. Whey, water, stir, drink, done.

[kvk1]

Just trying to get more protein mang. Experiment failed anyways.
BRB, haven't pooped in 2 days and a turtle head is poking out.

Ugh.

[chazzy1864]

Ugh.

I had to laugh at that statement.

Reasoning is two fold:
1. It is similar to something I'd gladly tell any of my friends or e-friends.
2. I knew Kvk would not like it at all.

[Dominik]

Strong this. I never understand why people need to mix whey with food in clever ways. Whey, water, stir, drink, done.

Exactly. Noobs keep coming up with moronic ways to sabotage their progress.

Just trying to get more protein mang. Experiment failed anyways.

Keep it simple. Focus on getting most of your protein from food and either drink a shake with your meal or between meals. No need to mix it with anything other than milk.

BRB, haven't pooped in 2 days and a turtle head is poking out.

Thanks for this information. I must file it away for future reference.

[Tyrbolift]

No sir, just had the internet cut out for a bit. The wireless USB sticks aren't the most reliable. Occasionally it'll be "connected" but nothing will work. Have to disconnect and reconnect for it to start working again.


FYi, I figure otehrs might lol at the hissy fit thrown by kvk during the period of subject:




IMO, Morse would be the better long term bet. If they can ship LaRoche for his last seasons numbers value, I think they'd be best. LaRoche always has the ability to put up those numbers, but this season was the first of his career that he didn't start the first month to two completely cold.

I agree. I do hope that my thinking aloud will aid you in your End of the World partying as well.

Wooo, good questions indeed. I think I'd sleep during the day to wake up at midnight. I would have to treat it like any other marathon day I did where I woke up like 30-60 minutes before the kickoff of the event. The other two times I did it, I started at 7am. It was a "Sun up to Sun up" event.

+ I think we all know that EST is the only time zone that really matters, so... Mayans clearly lined it up to that.

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Yep, it sucks to mix together. Tried it once in afghanistan after I bought a tub of flavorless protein powder. Dumped out that coffee and made a fresh one. That tub also never got used.

Orlando, I am guessing the Aussies do things sort of like the Germans. The garbage trucks have mechanical arms that pick the bins up, dump them and set them back down before the driver moves on. So unlike in Florida where it is two guys on the back, slinging the cans and sh*t, it actually seems to take more effort (or at least a concerted effort) to have the can be 20 feet away and on its side, instead of neatly back in its spot where it was originally left.

Which every time I think of Dom's trolling Garbage man it cracks me up. I can just see him starting to drive with the can still actively dumping above the truck and he releases the can at a point to cause it to flip off and fall wherever it may.

What's you personal record for multi-quote posts?

[adamdavidson47]

Ugh.

Needed an epidural for that one.

I had to laugh at that statement.

Reasoning is two fold:
1. It is similar to something I'd gladly tell any of my friends or e-friends.
2. I knew Kvk would not like it at all.

Exactly. Noobs keep coming up with moronic ways to sabotage their progress.

Keep it simple. Focus on getting most of your protein from food and either drink a shake with your meal or between meals. No need to mix it with anything other than milk.

Thanks for this information. I must file it away for future reference.

I haven't mixed protein with food in a long time. Taint's post made me want to try it today, for some reason. I don't know why I did it, because the variables didn't change, thus the results of a craptacular ending didn't change either.

[Dominik]

Orlando, I am guessing the Aussies do things sort of like the Germans. The garbage trucks have mechanical arms that pick the bins up, dump them and set them back down before the driver moves on. So unlike in Florida where it is two guys on the back, slinging the cans and sh*t, it actually seems to take more effort (or at least a concerted effort) to have the can be 20 feet away and on its side, instead of neatly back in its spot where it was originally left.

Which every time I think of Dom's trolling Garbage man it cracks me up. I can just see him starting to drive with the can still actively dumping above the truck and he releases the can at a point to cause it to flip off and fall wherever it may.

Chaz, thanks for this.

O always needs a special reply crafted to suit his low IQ.

O, put down your crayons for a moment and watch this:

[Miketoc]

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Sun up to sun up is easy with certain columbian products.

[adamdavidson47]

KVK, you are missing a very insightful convo between Chaz and myself on Steam.

[im2manly]

I love protein. But in terms of working out I believe carb regulation > proteins

[Engineer_Guy]

I love protein. But in terms of working out I believe carb regulation > proteins

Thoughts on specific timing of consumption of carbs?

[Orlando1234977]

Chaz, thanks for this.

O always needs a special reply crafted to suit his low IQ.

O, put down your crayons for a moment and watch this:

[video=youtube;WONqFB1rqkI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WONqFB1rqkI[video]

Stopped at 1:04.. the garbage bin landed on it's side. Call the cops.

[Dominik]

Stopped at 1:04.. the garbage bin landed on it's side. Call the cops.

It's not going to work perfectly every time, but dropping it 20ft away?

For the record, I'm not even complaining nor will I make a complaint. I found it amusing.

You need to get out more O.

[chazzy1864]

What's you personal record for multi-quote posts?

Not sure. Probably over a dozen though. As Delaware Miguel started cutting back his posting in here I had to pick up where he left off. It's called 'homage'!!

Chaz, thanks for this.

If it weren't for my time here in Germany I wouldn't have thought about it. In the states (or at least in Florida) it is just two guys slinging the cans and they are usually in the same area you left them, but it is rare if they're upright.

Sun up to sun up is easy with certain columbian products.

I only have ******* substitute - Caffeine Anhydrous. But I'm sure I'll be using it a lot again.

I already have my two best friends lined up fro Fatality Friday. Gotta start working on others. This is going to be awesome!!!

[t8rtot]

KVK, you are missing a very insightful convo between Chaz and myself on Steam.

Insightful conversation including Doritoson.... Confusion.