RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Dominik]

I try to at least tolerate everyone..

But OMG dude.

I'm a Born Again Ranter.

In the name of Aqua-Beowulf, I rebuke the spirit of evil.

[mjw8204]

Haha, sure buddy. You wanna work on tolerance for people? Spend a few days actually IN portland. It's like some sort of fcked up patchwork quilt of degenerate hipsters.

I've been in Portland quite a bit since August. Definitely saw some interesting characters, but there seemed to be a decent mix of "normal" people too. At least in the downtown business area. Haven't roamed around too much in the neighborhood sections.

[Hishiad]

I like everyone ITT.

Srs.

Even Trollando.

Just cause you're down under doesn't mean you need to blow everyone...

[Drekkor]

I've been in Portland quite a bit since August. Definitely saw some interesting characters, but there seemed to be a decent mix of "normal" people too. At least in the downtown business area. Haven't roamed around too much in the neighborhood sections.

Check out Glison in NW and Belmount in SE. Or just anywhere near Woodstock or SE 13th.

[mjw8204]

Check out Glison in NW and Belmount in SE. Or just anywhere near Woodstock or SE 13th.

lol

Do I really want to? Is it going to be good for my health?

[ThickAsABrick]

Check out Glison in NW and Belmount in SE. Or just anywhere near Woodstock or SE 13th.

lol

Do I really want to? Is it going to be good for my health?

[Final_Rep]

Just cause you're down under doesn't mean you need to blow everyone...

[Dominik]

Just cause you're down under doesn't mean you need to blow everyone...

[kvk1]

My dad is flying in tomorrow for two weeks.















I'd rather spend my time with 40 cloned Farleys.

[mjw8204]

I'd rather spend my time with 40 cloned Farleys.

Just think of how safe you'd be.

[mjw8204]

My dad is flying in tomorrow for two weeks.

But seriously, I was wondering about this. I hope it goes alright for you.

[ThickAsABrick]

Just think of how safe you'd be.

lol

[kvk1]

Just think of how safe you'd be.

Was in no mood to laugh. Legit LOL'd. Thank you.

But seriously, I was wondering about this. I hope it goes alright for you.

I'll keep you guys up to date.

Expect super angry-emo-teenangsty posting for the next 14 days.

The man brings out the frustrated/scared 16 year old in me.

[therorschach]

My dad is flying in tomorrow for two weeks.

What's with your dad anyways?

[Final_Rep]

I'd rather spend my time with 40 cloned Farleys.

That can't last -- they would start killing each other in order to gain the power of each individual one until only one remained, and that one would be the most powerful Farley in the universe.

[ThickAsABrick]

Was in no mood to laugh. Legit LOL'd. Thank you.



I'll keep you guys up to date.

Expect super angry-emo-teenangsty posting for the next 14 days.

The man brings out the frustrated/scared 16 year old in me.

Is he staying with you?

I got a text from Blunt yesterday. If you want, I could ask him to fight your Dad this time.

[ThickAsABrick]

That can't last -- they would start killing each other in order to gain the power of each individual one until only one remained, and that one would be the most powerful Farley in the universe.

Just stop. Please.

[mjw8204]

i got a text from blunt yesterday. If you want, i could ask him to fight your dad this time.

lmao

EDIT: hahahahaha

[mjw8204]

Kvk, did he come over last year? I was out of the Rant for a couple of years, but I seem to remember a year where he went home early following a confrontation with you?

[Final_Rep]

Just stop. Please.

You need to learn to lighten up.

[ThickAsABrick]

You need to learn to lighten up.

You need to find another thread.

[kvk1]

What's with your dad anyways?

Bipolar. Delusional. Cheating. Patriarchal. Cunt.

Is he staying with you?

I got a text from Blunt yesterday. If you want, I could ask him to fight your Dad this time.

Haha, yeah, he's staying with me. The family is completely broken/over with but he can't seem to get it through his head. He thinks that now my sister and I are on our own, and away from our mother, that our problem with him has magically disappeared. The problem is, my sister and I don't have the heart to completely turn him away. Especially now during the holidays.

But then he always pulls crazy moves like this telling us he's flying in with a freaking day's notice.

I don't know man.

Kvk, did he come over last year? I was out of the Rant for a couple of years, but I seem to remember a year where he went home early following a confrontation with you?

He was here around April for my birthday.

Back then I was still at mom's house.

We fought a lot and he left in a sour mood again.

Though not as volatile as that one time.

[mjw8204]

You need to learn to lighten up.

Frep, do you recall the story I told a couple of days ago about the kid that was hit in the face with a volleyball?

[Dominik]

Another exciting installment in the Crazy Ute Drivers on Aussie Roads series.

Coming back from the gym last night a guy in one of these goes flying past me at what had to be close to double the speed limit.

He goes straight, I turn.

10 minutes later after dropping someone off I see him again waiting to turn at an intersection.

I take the inside lane.

Road is wet.

Lights go green and I hear tires squealing all over the joint but they're not mine. He is way back in my rear view as I come out of the corner on the gas. He must have spun out. Next set of lights are red so I slow down alongside a cab and moments later the ute comes roaring past and runs a red light at what I'd estimate was at least 80mph.

The lights weren't turning red or about to turn green when he went through either, he just pinned the ears back kamikaze style. No chance to stop or swerve since the other lanes were occupied.

If anyone had been quietly turning out of the side street at those lights they would have been pulverized without any warning.

[Final_Rep]

You need to find another thread.

No, I like it here.

Frep, do you recall the story I told a couple of days ago about the kid that was hit in the face with a volleyball?

Yep...

[kvk1]

Another exciting installment in the Crazy Ute Drivers on Aussie Roads series.

I was faced with a dickwad like this coming home from school one late night. He was beyond reckless.

I would have usually scoffed and stayed away but he started harassing other people on the road by intentionally driving within inches of their cars. Slowing up/speeding up with them.

I called 911 and gave them the license plate. They told me the nearest unit would respond and if not they could take further action if a traffic camera caught him/her in action.

It surprised me that they could to that.

[mjw8204]

Yep...

There is a lesson to be taken from that story as it concerns your participation in the Rant.

[Final_Rep]

There is a lesson to be taken from that story as it concerns your participation in the Rant.

I should keep trying, and you guys will let me, but then you'll spike a volleyball into my face accidentally and knock me out?

[therorschach]

Haha, yeah, he's staying with me. The family is completely broken/over with but he can't seem to get it through his head. He thinks that now my sister and I are on our own, and away from our mother, that our problem with him has magically disappeared. The problem is, my sister and I don't have the heart to completely turn him away. Especially now during the holidays.

You live with your sister?

[mjw8204]

I should keep trying, and you guys will let me, but then you'll spike a volleyball into my face accidentally and knock me out?

The point is that you are the one that has insisted on forcing yourself on the thread. If you choose to remain, you should accept your role as the Rant punching bag.