RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Final_Rep]

Not Android.

I can opt to use the full site, but navigating it is a biatch.

At least this way allows me to post-whore a bit.

Aye, true true.

K I am going to work on my book for an hour before I crash out. Be back tomorrow to see what TAAB had for lunch.

[Lencho]

Aye, true true.

K I am going to work on my book for an hour before I crash out. Be back tomorrow to see what TAAB had for lunch.

Good night, sweet...

nvm


OP needs some negs:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post996816783

[mjw8204]

Anyone planning on friending Ayatollah Khamenei on ********?

[NewAgeMayan]

My calendar is about to expire, and buggered if I can find anywhere selling new ones.

[chazzy1864]

Hello,

Lol, I guess that is for you to decide, your too big to be spoon fed... Thanks for the laughs by the way!

Take care,
Joe

someone PM me and tell me why this stupid f*ck is green.

[adamdavidson47]

Hey Lencho, I think I got a bad seed. This little liar says he flies to the North Pole every night. I set up a hidden surveillance camera because I was suspicious. My suspicions have been confirmed.

[Lencho]

Hey Lencho, I think I got a bad seed. This little liar says he flies to the North Pole every night. I set up a hidden surveillance camera because I was suspicious. My suspicions have been confirmed.

Not only a bad apple, but he also seems to lack taste buds and makes poor life choices when it comes to the procurement of beer.

[adamdavidson47]

Not only a bad apple, but he also seems to lack taste buds and makes poor life choices when it comes to the procurement of beer.

Elves apparently have no fucking scruples. He must think he's John Elway drinking Original Coors.

[ThickAsABrick]

I don't think you were around when Hish stumbled in. I wanted to punch him in his stupid face (no offense, Hishbrah).

lol

[PowderMonkey]

so the world has already ended here.

you guys are really in for it.

[VoxExMachina]

So, is there anything going on in the world other than in Newtown? Because if so, the news ain't covering it.

You'd think the world wasn't ending tomorrow.

[im2manly]

Hey Lencho, I think I got a bad seed. This little liar says he flies to the North Pole every night. I set up a hidden surveillance camera because I was suspicious. My suspicions have been confirmed.

I am very sad for you if you actually took time to do this

[adamdavidson47]

I am very sad for you if you actually took time to do this

No you are not.

[ThickAsABrick]

Hey Lencho, I think I got a bad seed. This little liar says he flies to the North Pole every night. I set up a hidden surveillance camera because I was suspicious. My suspicions have been confirmed.

[img]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5198743&d=1356005289[img]

Lenco is a man who knows a thing or two about seed. And poles.

[adamdavidson47]

Lenco is a man who knows a thing or two about seed. And poles.

He must be a farmer. A gay one.

[ossizen]

Good God, we got a bunch of wimps in the KC metro. 159 schools closed on account of an inch of snow?!

[kvk1]

You're so badass Oss.

[ossizen]

http://www.kmbc.com/weather/closings...l/-/index.html

I kid you not.

[kvk1]

http://www.kmbc.com/weather/closings...l/-/index.html

I kid you not.

Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters, to me.

[Engineer_Guy]

Good God, we got a bunch of wimps in the KC metro. 159 schools closed on account of an inch of snow?!

First snow of the season. People always flip their sh*t. It's raining in Milwaukee right now and every school in the metro is closed today O_O

[Dominik]

My first neg was from a guy named nightwolfer.

My first neg was from D i e s e l w e a s e l.

My first rep was from Fleshlight Flippy.

[ThickAsABrick]

I can barely remember to wear pants.

[medjen]

First snow of the season. People always flip their sh*t. It's raining in Milwaukee right now and every school in the metro is closed today O_O

It's raining all day today and we're supposed to get ~1 inch overnight/through the day tomorrow.


If it had waited 24 hours, I wouldn't have had to drive in it. Now I'll be right in the thick of the morning commute with people who haven't driven in snow for 9-10 months. sigh.

[adamdavidson47]

My first neg was from D i e s e l w e a s e l.

My first rep was from Fleshlight Flippy.

Fukin lol'ed at the t-bar rows.

[Dominik]

Fukin lol'ed at the t-bar rows.

The MC Hammer Curls were icing on the cake.

He was, and probably still is, an angry little man.

If you enjoyed that sample of his lifting, check out this channel.

[ThickAsABrick]

we're supposed to get ~1 inch overnight.

u got a hawt date with ass2mouthly?

[kvk1]

I genuinely can't watch DW videos.

How does your ego get so wildly way in the way of your immediate health like that?

[Final_Rep]

Need some advices from the Rant. Received this in my corporate inbox this morning:

Hi Banan,

I am an Executive Search Consultant specializing in Oil and Gas.

I am currently working on an opportunity for a Production/Facilities Manager for a Dallas based independent E&P with an active drilling program in Turkey and I would be grateful for any names of qualified individuals you might be able to refer confidentially.

Alternatively, if this is something you would be interested in yourself, please give me a call.

Thanks Banan.

xxxxx

They provided a phone number, which threw me off. I immediately thought this was a phishing attempt via e-mail. Could it be a phishing attempt still, just via phone?

[Dominik]

[VoxExMachina]

Need some advices from the Rant. Received this in my corporate inbox this morning:

They provided a phone number, which threw me off. I immediately thought this was a phishing attempt via e-mail. Could it be a phishing attempt still, just via phone?

I get those all the time. It's just a recruiter / temporary services company trying to increase their database. Granted, there is likely a real job opening, but I wouldn't expect most of these types of contacts to actually work out.

Typically, I ignore them unless I'm actively looking. The only time I give people names is when the person looking is someone I actually know. No sense getting your friends / colleagues on someone's spam list.