RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[adamdavidson47]

If when I was a youngin' and my there was some elf just chillin on the shelf, I'd like to think I'd approach said elf. Not just because I am a suspicious aloysius but also because if this fuker is real I feel like I could convince him to hook me up #husltin'sinceday1

They can't talk to you, and you can't touch them, or they lose their magical powers. *******.

[PeterGibbons316]

LOL it's been in the same spot for about a week now. There's a movie though, which was on TV, and I made the mistake of DVR'ing.

haha, I can't wait to get one of those things - not sure if he will still be too young next year.

[im2manly]

They can't talk to you, and you can't touch them, or they lose their magical powers. *******.

lol well fuk that elf.

[adamdavidson47]

haha, I can't wait to get one of those things - not sure if he will still be too young next year.

He'll be 2? My daughter will be 3 in March. She loves that fuking stupid elf

[adamdavidson47]

lol well fuk that elf.

Pretty sure that's against the rules too.

[adamdavidson47]

brb gotta move that little red-hatted bastard.

[GeneralSerpant]

Nearly all A's this semester. Vengeance is a dish best served cold :|. Thank you.

[Lencho]

What's up Lencho?

About seven years ago, I made the decision to stick with what I was doing because of the flexibility it allowed me as far spending time with my kid was concerned.


I don't regret it one bit. Every situation is different, but that's what worked for me.

[Lencho]

Pretty sure that's against the rules too.

lol


Pretty good, Tostitoson. Pretty good.

[t8rtot]

https://www.humblebundle.com/

A new bundle is out. The Binding of Isaac + DLC makes it worth it

[im2manly]

https://www.humblebundle.com/

A new bundle is out. The Binding of Isaac + DLC makes it worth it

wtf is that shiit (srs)

[t8rtot]

wtf is that shiit (srs)

A charity that you can donate pretty much whatever you want to pay for X number of PC video games.

I know this isn't exactly your cup of tea Manly, but there are a few others that might be interested.

[joegabo]

I like him; his presence takes some of the heat off of me. Kinda like if you're only a little chubby you hang out with fat people so you look skinny.

(edit: conscious attempt to make the fukin semicolon work)

Hello,

Lol. Yeah I've always been the fat kid on the block, maybe that's why the other kids won't play with me... hehe lol

Take care,
Joe

[im2manly]

A charity that you can donate pretty much whatever you want to pay for X number of PC video games.

I know this isn't exactly your cup of tea Manly, but there are a few others that might be interested.

my interest are the only relevant interests. what charity?

[joegabo]

there is no need to call my friend, Hish, fat.

Hello,

I would never called him fat, hell I'm in worse shape then any of you... lol More of a inference to him needing a booster seat or highchair...lol

Either way take care,
Joe

[Final_Rep]

There is just no way that isn't Bill.

[im2manly]

The Gin Blossoms are awesome (true story)

[joegabo]

There is just no way that isn't Bill.

Hello,

Who is Bill? (I presume he is someone I would like though! Can I friend him some how? lol)

Take care,
Joe

[Dominik]

The Rant was better in the olden days.

Season One (2006) was the best.

The writers went on strike in 2007 and it hasn't been the same since.

[im2manly]

Hello,

Who is Bill?

Take care,
Joe

lmao I love this guy

[Hishiad]

Hey Lencho....

[t8rtot]

my interest are the only relevant interests. what charity?

The ones that I know of are Child's Play, American Red Cross and Electronic Frontier Foundation.

The charities on this current bundle are EFF and Child's Play.

[Lencho]

Hey Lencho....

Yes, friend?

[Hishiad]

Yes, friend?

Is this wtf you're talking about?

http://www.elf-magic.com/

[Lencho]

Is this wtf you're talking about?

http://www.elf-magic.com/

lol, no.

Elf on a Shelf

[mjw8204]

lol


Pretty good, Tostitoson. Pretty good.

So..

Is he like, ok now or something?

[Hishiad]

lol, no.

Elf on a Shelf

K thanks for clearing that up <3

[Lencho]

So..

Is he like, ok now or something?

None of us are "okay", Matt.


None of us.

[Farley1324]

this is how infrequently i've been around of late:
you work for ups now? since as of when?

I only read like two posts since last night, no time...but it's just seasonal. I only have one day left, that being Christmas Eve. I have other stuff to do the next two days, can't work

[therorschach]

One, two, three, four, Euthanasia OK
Kill 'em off if you can
The gas is nice, but the needle's better,
Grandma.
Oh yeah Euthanasia OK,
All the way, Euthanasia.