RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[adamdavidson47]

Happy Holidays folks.

Happy Festivus, bro! Where you been? Or does that cartoon actually depict what you've been doing? If so, keep up the good work.

[kvk1]

The word "define" is used to describe stacked game-show hostesses, as in, "I was watching the show last night and define hostess' was obviously a bimbo but I just couldn't look away."

This is quite possibly one of the worst posts humanity will have ever recorded in the history of electronic medium.

[Miketoc]

Define marriage please. Also define divorce.

While you're at it please give me the definition of the word "define" itself.

After all that, please spin in place 3 times and sing Bohemian Rhapsody to completion.

[mjw8204]

The word "define" is used to describe stacked game-show hostesses, as in, "I was watching the show last night and define hostess was obviously a bimbo but I just couldn't look away."

The Council hasn't ruled on your status yet. Please stand by.

[kvk1]

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[ThickAsABrick]

This is quite possibly one of the worst posts humanity will have ever recorded in the history of electronic medium.

Yes. It's too bad that beef jerky can't kick him out of the rant too.

[Final_Rep]

This is quite possibly one of the worst posts humanity will have ever recorded in the history of electronic medium.

I know that. But if it wasn't for me, plumbing the depths of terrible, we wouldn't know where the bottom is. I'm an explorer!

[ThickAsABrick]

Define marriage please. Also define divorce.

While you're at it please give me the definition of the word "define" itself.

After all that, please spin in place 3 times and sing Bohemian Rhapsody to completion.

Is "to completion" a less vulgar way of saying what I think it is?

If so, I accept.

[t8rtot]

Happy Festivus, bro! Where you been? Or does that cartoon actually depict what you've been doing? If so, keep up the good work.

I was sent off to a conference in Austin for 5 days, which of course yielded little to no useful information on how better to do my job. The only positive thing to come out of it was a Jane's Addiction concert that had David Draiman and Sully Erna as guest singers.

After 5 days of not being in the office, my workload has piled up and it has been catch up ever since.

[t8rtot]

Saw President Clinton as a guest speaker at my conference... He is old and unable to talk about a single topic for more than about 5 minutes without changing the subject to something he finds interesting about Arkansas.

[mjw8204]

I know that. But if it wasn't for me, plumbing the depths of terrible, we wouldn't know where the bottom is. I'm an explorer!

How about exploring another thread.

[kvk1]

Saw President Clinton as a guest speaker at my conference... He is old and unable to talk about a single topic for more than about 5 minutes without changing the subject to something he finds interesting about Arkansas.

Except for that historic hour long speech at this year's DNC.

[adamdavidson47]

I was sent off to a conference in Austin for 5 days, which of course yielded little to no useful information on how better to do my job. The only positive thing to come out of it was a Jane's Addiction concert that had David Draiman and Sully Erna as guest singers.

After 5 days of not being in the office, my workload has piled up and it has been catch up ever since.

Sweet. I didn't know Jane's Addiction was still together. It's actually hard to believe that Perry Farrell is still alive.

[t8rtot]

Sweet. I didn't know Jane's Addiction was still together. It's actually hard to believe that Perry Farrell is still alive.

I was trying to simplify the situation a bit. Three of the members of Jane's Addiction was there. Perry, Eric and Dave. They are doing a roadshow for the next few months and picked up Brent Fitz ( pretty sure that was him). I do not believe that the full band is still playing together. But it was good to hear them again live. Perry was high as a ****ing kite the whole show. That dude is already weird, adding drugs just made him seem like a raging homo (srs homo).

[Final_Rep]

How about exploring another thread.

That's the best you could do?

Really, I expected more than the obvious.

[Hishiad]

That's the best you could do?

Really, I expected more than the obvious.

I expected you to GTFO, hth.

[Final_Rep]

I expected you to GTFO, hth.

No you didn't.

You know better by now.

[adamdavidson47]

I was trying to simplify the situation a bit. Three of the members of Jane's Addiction was there. Perry, Eric and Dave. They are doing a roadshow for the next few months and picked up Brent Fitz ( pretty sure that was him). I do not believe that the full band is still playing together. But it was good to hear them again live. Perry was high as a ****ing kite the whole show. That dude is already weird, adding drugs just made him seem like a raging homo (srs homo).

Yeah, he is definitely a bit of a flamer. I think heroin taints the lines of sexual preference. When you say Dave, I assume you mean Navarro?

[ThickAsABrick]

How about exploring another thread.

lol

[Final_Rep]

I think heroin taints the lines of sexual preference.

[chazzy1864]

If you can't stand the heat, get out of im2manly's domain.

lawlz

Yesterday's lunch:

Bag of beef jerkey
Low carb Monster
About 12 Tootsie Roll Pops


I'm on a cut.

Add in a little bit of vodka to that blue monster and you have a winning combination!

Jerky.

You're doing it wrong. You don't post the corrected word. You just repeat their f*ck up.

I expected you to GTFO, hth.

Look at Hish mature. Brings a tear to the eye.


Conversation I had with shouples last night. Sort of. I was drunk and he was away, then I was sleeping and he was online:

Tuesday, December 18, 2012
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: i hat e you ***got
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: sober mother ****er
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: all optimistic in the rant
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: **** you bitch
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: lick mjy taint
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: seriously
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: i haven'thad that happen for awhile
3:57 AM - chazzy1864: i want my taint licked
shouples is now Online.
4:47 AM - shouples: groce
4:47 AM - shouples: + **** you too bitch!
4:47 AM - shouples: all drunk n ****
4:47 AM - shouples: i was out squatting and feeling like i was gonna puke
4:47 AM - shouples: and you were all
4:47 AM - shouples: brb drinking
4:47 AM - shouples: AND i worked an 11-hr shift beforehand
4:47 AM - shouples: so go suck a ****!

[kvk1]

Just watched the Dexter season finale.

I don't even know what to say.

Where does this end.

[ZoranM]

Just watched the Dexter season finale.

I don't even know what to say.

Where does this end.

Did I ruin it the other day?

It probably ends with some split second look on Harrisons face that tells us all.

[ThickAsABrick]

Just watched the Dexter season finale.

I don't even know what to say.

Where does this end.

Muse's song Madness has really grown on me.

[Final_Rep]

Muse's song Madness has really grown on me.

TAAB and I share similar taste in music? Tough break, TAAB.

[kvk1]

Did I ruin it the other day?

It probably ends with some split second look on Harrisons face that tells us all.

Not really.

I knew it was gonna have to do something with her...but I didn't think it would go that far.

Muse's song Madness has really grown on me.

I don't really like it.

It sounds like Coldplay and Depeche Mode had sex and out came a crappy dance club song.

I miss the gritty, loud, and pure guitar-rock days of Muse.

[kvk1]

I knew it was gonna have to do something with her...but I didn't think it would go that far.

Your 11th grade AP English teacher called.

He got cancer reading this.

[Final_Rep]

It sounds like Coldplay and Depeche Mode had sex and out came a crappy dance club song.

Have you heard the track??

It's nowhere near a dance/club track. No four-to-the-floor drums. Slow tempo. Relaxed lyrics. Chill guitar.

Dude what kind of clubs are you going to?

[kvk1]

Have you heard the track??

No.

I'm more of a Michael Bolton guy.

[ossizen]

No.

I'm more of a Michael Bolton guy.

With or without the hair?