RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[adamdavidson47]

Time for a NSFW junior high joke:


Q: what do you call a blonde anorexic with a yeast infection?

A: a quarter pounder with cheese!

It goes:

Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A. A Quarter Pounder with cheese.

yukyukyukyuk

[kvk1]

Q: what do you call a blonde anorexic with a yeast infection?

I'd call her a psychologist for the eating disorder and a medical doctor which can prescribe the right course of antifungal medication.

Hope this helps.

[kvk1]

He could probably take a pretty sweet photo of the sloth with a non-apple product, though.

lol

[ossizen]

I'd call her a psychologist for the eating disorder and a medical doctor which can prescribe the right course of antifungal medication.

Hope this helps.

*snicker*

Nah, her elbows are too pointy.

[ossizen]

It goes:

Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A. A Quarter Pounder with cheese.

yukyukyukyuk

There is an Ethiopian restaurant. It would be interesting if they served burgers. Lol

[adamdavidson47]

There is an Ethiopian restaurant. It would be interesting if they served burgers. Lol

I would think all they serve is starvation and AIDS.

[Dominik]

I had a sandwich today.

Will you be going to KFC, McD's or Dominoes?

Choices, choices.

I've done all 3 in the one day before.

I bet your wife feels real safe with you after a hefty quarter pounder/large pepperoni lunch.

I wager you couldn't chase down a sloth with your diet.

G'day.

I wager you don't even lift.

[kvk1]

I wager you don't even lift.

I don't.

I train.

Work hard. No excuses.

[ThickAsABrick]

I bet tickets to the Ossidavidson show are still widely available for procurement.

[adamdavidson47]

I bet tickets to the Ossidavidson show are still widely available for procurement.

Wanna be a roadie?

[ThickAsABrick]

Wanna be a roadie?

Please wrap yourself in injera and jump off a bridge.

Thanks in advance.

[Final_Rep]

If it's going to be colder than a hot blonde after an Adam Davidson pickup line (no Rudy), then it had better at least provide a good sight or two:

[adamdavidson47]

Please wrap yourself in injera and jump off a bridge.

Thanks in advance.

BRB googling "injera"

Edit: lol

[ThickAsABrick]

typical frep post

Everyone knew you didn't really have things to do.

[Dominik]

I don't.

I train.

Work hard. No excuses.

I wonder what kind of resistance you would put up when confronted by a sloth.

[adamdavidson47]

If it's going to be colder than a hot blonde after an Adam Davidson pickup line (no Rudy), then it had better at least provide a good sight or two:

Too much sky.

[Dominik]

[img]http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/220838_10151288590933624_1970763189_o.jpg[img]

Nice. Post it in the Misc Photography thread.

[ThickAsABrick]

I wonder what kind of resistance you would put up when confronted by a sloth.

He packs heat for such occasions.

[Final_Rep]

Everyone knew you didn't really have things to do.

If by typical you mean totally awesome badass picture. And FYI working on photos qualifies as "things to do".

Too much sky.

Ok, Mr. Composition Nazi.

[adamdavidson47]

He packs heat for such occasions.

In b4 another gun control sh!tstrom is created.

If by typical you mean totally awesome badass picture. And FYI working on photos qualifies as "things to do".

Ok, Mr. Composition Nazi.

You are so easy to troll. You should change your name to Permanent Butthurt.

[Dominik]

He packs meat for such occasions.

I can tell you two are very close.

[kvk1]

Eeevrybody's talkin' at me,
I can't hear a wooord they're sayin'
Just drivin' 'round in Jon Voight's car.

[ossizen]

I can tell you two are very close.

The red light district is a few miles to the NE.

[adamdavidson47]

Eeevrybody's talkin' at me,
I can't hear a wooord they're sayin'
Just drivin' 'round in Jon Voight's car.

The dentist?

[ThickAsABrick]

I can tell you two are very close.

It must be hard always being the third wheel.

I bet Frep is available. You guise could probably take some awesome pics of each other and then spend hours discussing them. Maybe he's even into Hawaiian pizza.

[Final_Rep]

You are so easy to troll. You should change your name to Permanent Butthurt.

Nice try, Don Chalupio

I bet Frep is available. You guise could probably take some awesome pics of each other and then spend hours discussing them. Maybe he's even into Hawaiian pizza.

Pineapples do not belong on pizza.

[chazzy1864]

The rant blows today.


ION, the Texans romped on the lowly Colts. I somehow managed to not get eliminated from all 3 of my playoff leagues. Thankfully when I had Josh Freeman do jack sh*t, he had Eli Manning do the same.

In my other two leagues I had Eli Manning, Jamaal Charles and Matt Stafford do jack sh*t.


This is my non-rant league fantasy update.

[ThickAsABrick]

The rant blows today.


ION, the Texans romped on the lowly Colts. I somehow managed to not get eliminated from all 3 of my playoff leagues. Thankfully when I had Josh Freeman do jack sh*t, he had Eli Manning do the same.

In my other two leagues I had Eli Manning, Jamaal Charles and Matt Stafford do jack sh*t.


This is my non-rant league fantasy update.

Thank you, Charlie.

[Dominik]

It must be hard always being the third wheel.

I bet Frep is available. You guise could probably take some awesome pics of each other and then spend hours discussing them. Maybe he's even into Hawaiian pizza.

Aww, feeling left out?

I say we all get matching barbed wire tattoos. We can be bros for life.

[ThickAsABrick]

Aww, feeling left out?

I say we all get matching barbed wire tattoos. We can be bros for life.

That's a great idea.

Give me a shout when you're done googling the places I've eaten lunch and we'll make it happen.