RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[therorschach]

How do you get your bathroom warm on a cold day?!

He wears mittens.

[therorschach]

Just kidding. He warms up the bathroom by being a *******.

[Tyrbolift]

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[NewAgeMayan]

Happy New Long Cycle, fellow humans.

May the next 5000-odd years be fruitful for your civilisations.

[Tyrbolift]

Happy New Long Cycle, fellow humans.

May the next 5000-odd years be fruitful for your civilisations.

negged

[GeneralSerpant]

I don't have much in the way of facial hair but my face gets irritated easy.

How do you get your bathroom warm on a cold day?!

You could probably just shave at a different time of the day. Like at night.

[mjw8204]

How do you get your bathroom warm on a cold day?!

Ye olde space heater.

[Miketoc]

You could probably just shave at a different time of the day. Like at night.

I find this very offensive.

[VoxExMachina]

Anyone else having an issue with the forum not remembering the last post read on your subscribed threads?

It's getting annoying reading a thread only to have it take me right back to the same post over and over.

[GeneralSerpant]

The new bodybuilding movie starring Mark Whalberg and The Rock is directed by Michael Bay. Looks like an action ride of a lifetime!

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/paingain/

[ossizen]

Ye olde space heater.

My grandparents house had one of those small gas heaters, and a toilet powered by compressed air.

[Dominik]

[IMG]http://www.gd-wholesale.com/userimg/21/3735i1/electric-hair-clippers-9910-240.jpg[IMG]

Not being a werewolf like some of these guys, I get a 5 o'clock shadow after a couple of days and a 3 day growth after a week. Electric works for me.

[Tyrbolift]

My grandparents house had one of those small gas heaters, and a toilet powered by compressed air.

Mine(paternal) in Wisconsin, had one radiator heater in the livingroom and another in their own br on the first floor, with the upstairs 3 br's served by essentially one foot square "holes" cut in the downstairs ceiling.

The 2 story, which they brought brand new in 1920, also had one bathroom (1st floor) containing a giant clawfoot tub, a sink with the hot and cold faucets separate on each back corner, and electric light switches that were knobs on the wall that you turn 1st floor, and a single bulb with chain hanging from the middle of the ceiling in each br upstairs.
They lived there for 60 years and never changed anything. And were considered upper/middle class in their time.

[mjw8204]

Mine(paternal) in Wisconsin, had one radiator heater in the livingroom and another in their own br on the first floor, with the upstairs 3 br's served by essentially one foot square "holes" cut in the downstairs ceiling.

The 2 story, which they brought brand new in 1920, also had one bathroom (1st floor) containing a giant clawfoot tub, a sink with the hot and cold faucets separate on each back corner, and electric light switches that were knobs on the wall that you turn 1st floor, and a single bulb with chain hanging from the middle of the ceiling in each br upstairs.
They lived there for 60 years and never changed anything. And were considered upper/middle class in their time.

There are houses like this advertised for rent in the trendy/quirky neighborhoods in Portland, and they cost a fortune. You have to cook with a fckn wood stove and they push it as "vintage charm."

I'm sure all the hipsters love the novelty of shitting in a chamber pot kept under the bed.

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

Crapping in a chamberpot was better in the olden days.

[mjw8204]

Crapping in a chamberpot was better in the olden days.

Especially when your apartment was on the third floor. The windy days were best.

[NewAgeMayan]

Mrs: What about the privies?

Edmund: Well, what we're talking about in, erm, privy terms is the very latest in front-wall, fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide-capacity gutter installation below.

Mrs: You mean you crap out of the window.

Edmund: Yes!

[adamdavidson47]

All of this shaving talk has given me an ingrown whisker. Thanks knuckleheads.

[ossizen]

My youngest brother has a mean beard going on. Complete with a shaved head. He pulls off that look very nicely.

He even went as a lumberjack for a Halloween party this past year or last.

[GREENFEATHER]

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid and egg
Bat mobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away





































































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[Joe2DovesGiotto]

My youngest brother has a mean beard going on. Complete with a shaved head. He pulls off that look very nicely.

He even went as a lumberjack for a Halloween party this past year or last.

He should go as Shoup for the next Rantalloween party and see if anyone notices.

[Tyrbolift]

He even went as a lumberjack for a Halloween party this past year or last.

Where I'm from, lumberjack is not a "costume". People would ask "why didn't you dress up for Halloween?"

[ossizen]

Where I'm from, lumberjack is not a "costume". People would ask "why didn't you dress up for Halloween?"

Same thing with hunting gear during deer season here.

[Tyrbolift]

Going to failure is such a repetitive topic here, I decided that it has been posted to failure.

And complaining about it has also gone to failure.

Complaining about the going to failure on the complaining about going to failure on the threads about going to failure...

Now that's still somewhat fresh.

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

I'm trying a new strategy: Lifting to success. Screw that "Lifting to failure" stuff.

Will post vid when it happens.

[Miketoc]

Going to failure is such a repetitive topic here, I decided that it has been posted to failure.

And complaining about it has also gone to failure.

Complaining about the going to failure on the complaining about going to failure on the threads about going to failure...

Now that's still somewhat fresh.

Completely agree, it's ridiculous how many people think that complaining about going to failure on threads about going to failure is somehow going to stop the threads about going to failure from being posted. It's not. Stop complaining about going to failure on the threads about going to failure, enough is enough. I'm with you, buddy.

[Miketoc]

For those of you who have been to the DC area, do you find us beltway folk to be more of a jaded, self-absorbed people than those in other parts of the country? Excepting perhaps Manhattan?

[mAssholio]

is farley around? i have an article for him to argue with, while I go on and do something else with my life

http://election.princeton.edu/2012/1...ans-gun-error/

[Dominik]

Farley, can you draw this fast?

[Farley1324]

is farley around? i have an article for him to argue with, while I go on and do something else with my life

http://election.princeton.edu/2012/1...ans-gun-error/

Taken from the article:

"since 1993, the number of gun homicides has decreased, despite the fact that there are more guns than ever."

HTH

Farley, can you draw this fast?

Not quite.

I have consistently (every time, time and again, day in day out) drawn and fired two rounds (starting with hands up by chest) in 1.5 seconds (counting reaction time in that) from a "level 3" retention holster.