RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Farley1324]

Hot cross buns, bro. It was always about the hot cross buns.

This ^

Oh, are we doing this again?

We never did it.

The other side has yet to show up.

[strongforgood]

[Orlando1234977]

We never did it.

The other side has yet to show up.

[Farley1324]

Not bad.

Except that I must point out that the Second Amendment isn't actually about self defense.

Just sayin'

[GeneralSerpant]

Watching "The Negotiator" for like the thousandth time.

Definitely in my personal Top 5 all time favorite movies list.

The casting, the acting, the plot, the soundtrack.

Just...fuck.

Good casting. I hate the prejudice where a person like Kevin Spacey can't win an Oscar unless he plays the bad guy like in Usual Suspects. It's like people like Kevin Spacey need to play stereotypical archetypes that society expects them to play to get recognition from the left-wing bias entertainment industry.

I enjoyed the martial arts stories. There was also one about a bike that had a special tool allowing it to exceed the performance capabilities of a normal bike.

I was always too scared to use the special tool. It kept sending me back to the original page, and I never got out of the loop.

[mjw8204]

I was always too scared to use the special tool. It kept sending me back to the original page, and I never got out of the loop.

It sounds like you may have some issues with taking decisive, committed action.

[GeneralSerpant]

It sounds like you may have some issues with taking decisive, committed action.

That's what I was told in the 'Choose your own adventure' psychiatry book. I never got past the part where it asks if I want to delve further into my psyche.

[mjw8204]

That's what I was told in the 'Choose your own adventure' psychiatry book. I never got past the part where it asks if I want to delve further into my psyche.

lol

[theshoupguy]

Oh god. It's begun.

Dom, PM... it's been fun. Please be safe. If any of us make it out of this, I hope we can all reunite and begin a rantocracy to forge a path for the new world. Stay strong.

[therorschach]

googly eyed godzilla

can't tell if it wants to destroy or give hugs

[GeneralSerpant]

How was King kong able to fight Godzilla when he is 1/100th the height?

[Final_Rep]

Shoup you trollin me with the 3rd grader with paint quality of that 'chop?

You must be trollin son.

[therorschach]

You have read a Final Rep post. You recoil in a mixture of shock, horror, and fear of transmission of the AIDS virus.

To kill yourself, turn to page 14.

To neg Final Rep, turn to page 350.

[Hola Bola]

Oh god. It's begun.

Dom, PM... it's been fun. Please be safe. If any of us make it out of this, I hope we can all reunite and begin a rantocracy to forge a path for the new world. Stay strong.

[theshoupguy]

Shoup you trollin me with the 3rd grader with paint quality of that 'chop?

You must be trollin son.

That picture is not photoshopped.

It is Microsoft Paint'd. haha hehe hoho

[Final_Rep]

You have read a Final Rep post. You recoil in a mixture of shock, horror, and fear of transmission of the AIDS virus.

To kill yourself, turn to page 14.

To neg Final Rep, turn to page 350.

Nobody try anything or I shoot myself and then her.

[PeterGibbons316]

Ahh true, true. I like the Dos Equis Amber and since they don't have Bohemia not sure any of the other imports are worth trying.

Ironically Dos Equis Amber is incredible difficult to find in Mexico. Negra Modelo is all over the place - and fantastic.

[PeterGibbons316]

So we bought some gift cards as Christmas presents for all the ladies that watch our son at daycare. We got a card to go with it and I really want to write inside the card: "thanks for dealing with all of my shit."

[Tyrbolift]

Still waiting for the big meteor or whatever...

[adamdavidson47]

So we bought some gift cards as Christmas presents for all the ladies that watch our son at daycare. We got a card to go with it and I really want to write inside the card: "thanks for dealing with all of my shit."

lol. My wife gets little gift baskets done up for them every year. You couldn't pay me enough to do their job.

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

Still waiting for the big meteor or whatever...

Not for nothin' but a few subway stops uptown, there's a mid-70s Lincoln Town Car flying around. Looks like it's being pulled by Tommy Bilotto and ... some ferrets w/ antlers? Sicilian ferrets! Hey, that's Big Paulie Castellano in da back, on his way to that Sparks Steak House in the Sky. This could be it ... last high rep set of Romanian Split Rack Pulls.

Just when I thought I was out ... they pull me back in. :/

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

My wife gets little gift baskets done up for them every year. You couldn't pay me enough to do their job.

I was gonna do the same, but some street thief stole my credit card this year.

I was gonna report it, but that bum spends less than my wife did.

[ThickAsABrick]

You have read a Final Rep post. You recoil in a mixture of shock, horror, and fear of transmission of the AIDS virus.

To kill yourself, turn to page 14.

To neg Final Rep, turn to page 350.

lulz

[ThickAsABrick]

What would you call it? They are all 65 iba or better beers that really lean into the porter texture.

It's a hoppy porter. I guess CDA is slightly less dumb than Black IPA, which doesn't even make sense.

[PowderMonkey]

Oh god. It's begun.

Dom, PM... it's been fun. Please be safe. If any of us make it out of this, I hope we can all reunite and begin a rantocracy to forge a path for the new world. Stay strong.

I don't know how shoups got the photo, but this happened today. They're all heading over to the US now so you better get them guns ready.

[ThickAsABrick]

I don't know how shoups got the photo, but this happened today. They're all heading over to the US now so you better get them guns ready.

Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel.

[adamdavidson47]

I don't know how shoups got the photo, but this happened today. They're all heading over to the US now so you better get them guns ready.

No need for weapons, we have Frep's posts.

[kvk1]

Those toilet paper commercials with the cartoon bears advertising the product really make me uncomfortable.

We know the utilities of the product you're selling. It's not pretty.

The fact that you try to cutesy it up just makes it creepier.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ossizen]

Those toilet paper commercials with the cartoon bears advertising the product really make me uncomfortable.

We know the utilities of the product you're selling. It's not pretty.

The fact that you try to cutesy it up just makes it creepier.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't squeeze the Charmin!

[ThickAsABrick]

Those toilet paper commercials with the cartoon bears advertising the product really make me uncomfortable.

We know the utilities of the product you're selling. It's not pretty.

The fact that you try to cutesy it up just makes it creepier.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The mystique of the bears and their culture isn't strangely appealing to you?