RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[theshoupguy]

SERIOUSLY LINKEDIN, SHUT THE FCK UP AND QUIT EMAILING ME
I NEVER USE YOU


caps

[theshoupguy]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...group/DYf3pH2d

Almost 175,000 signatures, and still almost a month left.

I like this.

[kvk1]

Farley who are you talking to?

Themselves.

They're lobbying a position from the bubble of delusion.

[kvk1]

Richard Engel found/released.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...vity-in-syria/

My man! Now get your ass home and rest up.

[theshoupguy]

Good morning to you, kvk.

[kvk1]

Morning love.

[Miketoc]

Morning love.

Aww

[Hishiad]

Good morning early to rise crew!!!!

[kvk1]

Good morning to you, kvk.

Morning love.

Aww

Good morning early to rise crew!!!!

Hish, you're Brick.

[Hishiad]

Hish, you're Brick.

What's creepy is the first thought when I saw the picture.


"I'm Brick!"

[adamdavidson47]

You killed a guy with a trident.

[adamdavidson47]

SERIOUSLY LINKEDIN, SHUT THE FCK UP AND QUIT EMAILING ME
I NEVER USE YOU


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Flew Spirit airlines once. Received an email every day from them since.

[PeterGibbons316]

Flew Spirit airlines once. Received an email every day from them since.

About once a month I get fed up with having thousands of unread emails and will go through the past 100 or so unsubscribing from their lists. They usually slow for a while, but end up coming back.

[kvk1]

Richard Engel found/released.

http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/50234625

[VoxExMachina]

They're lobbying a position from the bubble of delusion.

Pot, meet kettle.



Say one thing for Vox; say he calls it like he seez it.

[VoxExMachina]

Caught about 10 minutes of that new game show with Howie Mandel.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Howie's going on my list of Top 30 Most Annoying People.

[PeterGibbons316]

Caught about 10 minutes of that new game show with Howie Mandel.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Howie's going on my list of Top 30 Most Annoying People.

That one chick was stacked.

My thoughts on it.....

There is a new game show on NBC called Take It All that I predict cannot last longer than one season. It's based on the classic Christmas gift exchange game where you can either pick a random prize, or take a price from someone else - the goal in the first rounds is to not be the one left holding the least valuable prize. That's all great, but then the last two people get to the final round and it's a prisoner's dilemma game. They can either choose "keep mine" or "take it all" where if both players choose "keep mine" they both keep the prizes they have won up until then, if one person chooses "take it all" and the other doesn't then they take everything, and if they both choose "take it all" then they both get nothing.

The concept works because people in general are stupid - as illustrated by the first episode last night. The woman took it all and gramps went home with nothing. But really this is a game that should never be won. The only way you can ever win anything is if the other person chooses "keep mine" and if they are going to do that, it will always be in your best interest to pick "take it all". And this is what virtually everyone will do. So once audiences realize that no one ever wins anything, they will stop watching and the show will be cancelled.

[VoxExMachina]

That one chick was stacked.

My thoughts on it.....

True. Though I have a difficult time taking women like that seriously. Took one look at her and thought: Bimbo.



I did, however, take a second and third look.

[ThickAsABrick]

brb taking advice on bodybuilding style training from a small, weak guy who lifts for strength but doesn't have any yet still feels compelled to tell everyone what to do

whatcouldpossiblygowrong.com

[PeterGibbons316]

True. Though I have a difficult time taking women like that seriously. Took one look at her and thought: Bimbo.



I did, however, take a second and third look.

no kidding, for those who missed it.....

[ThickAsABrick]

That one chick was stacked.

My thoughts on it.....

[On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]

Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...
or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

[Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]

Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box!

[applause]

Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!

[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]

Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

[kvk1]

Pot, meet kettle.

We look forward to you using the Pangaean period to illustrate your argument of modern situations.

[VoxExMachina]

We look forward to you using the Pangaean period to illustrate your argument of modern situations.

The Bronze Age was clearly superior to this modern nonsense. This one time, Morticus and I were in a shield wall against the Barbarian Horde and....




I am, however, a big fan of this global warming stuff. Mid-December and still no snow.

[VoxExMachina]

"While Boehner would raise the debt ceiling for one year, Obama wants unlimited power to increase the country’s borrowing limit."

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/fis...lan-2012-12-17



First I've heard of any "unlimited power to increase the country's borrowing limit."

[ThickAsABrick]

"While Boehner would raise the debt ceiling for one year, Obama wants unlimited power to increase the country’s borrowing limit."

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/fis...lan-2012-12-17



First I've heard of any "unlimited power to increase the country's borrowing limit."

oh good. i hope we can transition seamlessly from our gun control debate to a good ol' fashioned debate between repubs and dems about how to handle the deficit.

what did everyone have for lunch yesterday?

[VoxExMachina]

oh good. i hope we can transition seamlessly from our gun control debate to a good ol' fashioned debate between repubs and dems about how to handle the deficit.

what did everyone have for lunch yesterday?

You gotta stand for something, TAAB.

You gotta stand for something.



Edit: wasn't actually trying to start a debate. Just stating it's the first I've heard this "unlimited power" thing. Not even sure it's accurate, but if true would be troubling.

[kvk1]

2 pieces of Trader Joe's Whole Wheat Tuscan Pane
3 ounces of Kirkland Boneless Ham Steak
1 slice of Finlandia Muenster Cheese
2 cups of Whole Milk
2 scoops of Cytosport Chocolate Whey
Jarrow Formulas MAX DHA Softgels (2)

Edit: And 3.5 servings of sexy.

[PeterGibbons316]

what did everyone have for lunch yesterday?

I'm glad you asked. I made myself a salad at the pay-by-weight salad bar in the cafeteria. A handful of spinach leaves, sprinkle of cheese blend, half a dozen croutons, a couple spoonfuls of a creamy poppy seed dressing, and then enough grilled chicken to bring the weight up to 1.38 lbs. I mixed myself a large Mtn Dew Next fountain drink to wash it all down.

I think today I'm going to go to the Grilled Cheese Sandwich restaurant. I'm thinking pepperjack, pepperoni, and bacon on wheat bread. Maybe a smore donut for dessert if I'm feeling saucy.

What's on your menu for today?

[adamdavidson47]

oh good. i hope we can transition seamlessly from our gun control debate to a good ol' fashioned debate between repubs and dems about how to handle the deficit.

what did everyone have for lunch yesterday?

Turkey sangweech on Rye. I wish I had some Rye right now. This political/gun control discussion is like trying to watch a monkey hump a football.

[ossizen]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...group/DYf3pH2d

Almost 175,000 signatures, and still almost a month left.

I like this.

I had the unfortunate opportunity of running into Ben Phelps in '96. He tried mirroring that damn web site on K-State servers. so much traffic that it brought K-State to a halt. I couldn't do my own coursework. In fact, he was forced to shut down his site by the Provost.

In fact, KU and K-State have restraining orders against them.

I have more respect for a pile of cow sh[coloir=black]i[/color]t.