RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[im2manly]

More like nine months!


Okay, maybe eight and a half.

Move to Texas, and I'll hook you up with a cake gig like mine.

cake??? llello!

[theshoupguy]

Yeah, cake. It's pretty good.
Banana cake with chocolate chips is my favorite.
What are your guys' favorite cakes?
Looking forward to hearing back.

Smooches,
- shouples

[Tyrbolift]

Yeah, cake. It's pretty good.
Banana cake with chocolate chips is my favorite.
What are your guys' favorite cakes?
Looking forward to hearing back.

Smooches,
- shouples

Ice Cream Cake

[ZoranM]

Good cheesecake>all cakes

[PowderMonkey]

Yeah, cake. It's pretty good.
Banana cake with chocolate chips is my favorite.
What are your guys' favorite cakes?
Looking forward to hearing back.

Smooches,
- shouples

Mango coconut cake
xoxox

[adamdavidson47]

It is "Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder". I don't feel it affects my ability to focus/pay attention, but I am very hyperactive. I have never been formally checked for it, but I have the symptoms and using caffeine/stimulants to sort of "feel normal" is a common trait. It is why they'd give adderall (a stimulant) to them and it actually calms them down.

In a way a friend simplistically described it to me with numbers was. Say the level you would feel "normal" at is like an 8. But you walk around at a 6, so you fidget and f*ck with things or do things to provide stimulus to your body to bump you up to an 8 to "feel normal". The adderall would provide that stimulus, so you don't need to do extra things to feel normal. So it would actually calm the person down by providing them stimulants.

I can't sit still for more than 10 minutes unless something really has my attention. Stimulants have little to no effect on my activities. I'm worried now.

What was I talking about?

Pass me the fuking salt.

Yeah, cake. It's pretty good.
Banana cake with chocolate chips is my favorite.
What are your guys' favorite cakes?
Looking forward to hearing back.

Smooches,
- shouples

The kind with womens jumping out of them.

[strongforgood]

Yeah, cake. It's pretty good.
Banana cake with chocolate chips is my favorite.
What are your guys' favorite cakes?
Looking forward to hearing back.

Smooches,
- shouples

Texas sheet cake.

[chazzy1864]

As of today, I have achieved the year-long beard.
I will be going to get drinks tonight, and cake tomorrow, in celebration of its birthday.
Cheers.

Ice cream cake or cheese cakes.


+ How are the shrimps living in your beard?

[chazzy1864]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/momen...umanity-this-y


Friggin' awesome.

[Hishiad]

I love a good traditional yellow cake with chocolate icing. I'm a simple cake eater. I also love homemade cheese cake like my wife has learned to make.

[Dominik]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/momen...umanity-this-y


Friggin' awesome.

After a day like yesterday it's nice to be reminded the world hasn't completely gone to shít.

[Hishiad]

Here's another IRL story Dommy baby. Went out last night to Wild Wing Cafe (The General + Jalapeno Cheddar in all drummies yum yum) had drinks/dinner with the wife and the tickets was about 58 bucks. Was super busy and the waitress had us waiting a bit on the ticket so when she finally brought it she was like "I'll wait since I forgot it" handed her a benjamin and said "keep the change" she was all "you serious???" and I'm all "Merry Christmas"

[Hishiad]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/momen...umanity-this-y


Friggin' awesome.

got some sawdust in my eye when I hit 15 (the Disney security guard getting autographs from the kids that dress up)

[chazzy1864]

got some sawdust in my eye when I hit 15 (the Disney security guard getting autographs from the kids that dress up)

lol yeah. A few times I felt a little something in my throat.

[PeterGibbons316]

As of today, I have achieved the year-long beard.
I will be going to get drinks tonight, and cake tomorrow, in celebration of its birthday.
Cheers.

Needs more pics.

[Hishiad]

lol yeah. A few times I felt a little something in my throat.

anytime I see someone reach out to kids to "protect the wonder" it just...whew I can't put it into words, my hair stands up and I get chills.

[VoxExMachina]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/momen...umanity-this-y

Friggin' awesome.

There were some pretty good ones in there.

[Lencho]

Sock-it-to-me cake

[Final_Rep]

The cake is a lie!

[adamdavidson47]

lol yeah. A few times I felt a little something in my throat.

Number 2, Number 10 induced some kind of allergic reaction in my eyes.

Number 18 made laugh out loud.

22 proves that all athletes aren't greedy bastards.

I lost it on 25.

[adamdavidson47]

anytime I see someone reach out to kids to "protect the wonder" it just...whew I can't put it into words, my hair stands up and I get chills.

Same here. It makes me think that maybe the world is capable of being a worthy place for my daughter to grow up.

[therorschach]

butt halls

[adamdavidson47]

butt halls

Is that a new flavor? What color is the package?

[Final_Rep]

Is that a new flavor? What color is the package?

[adamdavidson47]

[Final_Rep]

[Farley1324]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/momen...umanity-this-y


Friggin' awesome.

That was good

[GREENFEATHER]

[mjw8204]

Didn't take the religious crazies long to jump all over the Conn. shootings.

[Tyrbolift]

3rd day in a row of cloudy and off and on raining. Mostly on.