RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[im2manly]

I hope Matt Ryan keeps this up.

[Farley1324]

I hope Matt Ryan keeps this up.

I'm sure you do

New Orleans pass defense is leaky. Keep watching.

[Hishiad]

I hope Matt Ryan keeps this up.

Yeah he's my starter in both money leagues.

[bobbydigitaloa]

Just wow

[Final_Rep]

Just wow

Just wow

[Lencho]

No idea, but he's clearly singling me out. Looked up the street and they're all in a neat line.

I think I'll have to film him if I get the chance because he's been doing it for a while so he obviously enjoys it.

Before you film him, put a "u mirin'?" sign on the bin. Might provide extra rage.

[Lencho]

Just wow

What's your story, mate?

[PowderMonkey]

in on page 12

[VoxExMachina]

No idea, but he's clearly singling me out. Looked up the street and they're all in a neat line.

Is your garbage service named Croydon Collection, by any chance?

[Final_Rep]

Is your garbage service named Croydon Collection, by any chance?

lmao aware

[mjw8204]

Tough break, anyone that has Drew Brees on their fantasy team.

[Farley1324]

Drew Brees consecutive touchdown streak: Broken.

Sweeeet.

Piss on New Orleans. This is the kind of season they deserve after their bullshit

[Orlando1234977]

Here we go Matt Bryant.. Here we go.. Kick That Ball!

High scorer for the night. Chat more sun,

[PeterGibbons316]

Maybe you should troll him back. Next week, put the trash out, but put the bin on its side

Or better yet, walk down the street and turn EVERY OTHER bin on its side EXCEPT for yours.

[chazzy1864]

I'm guessing most you guys are familiar with this amazing website.
http://www.noisetrade.com/
Right?

Never heard of it.

I find it quite amusing. Driving home everyone else's garbage bins are upright and neatly placed. He's only doing it to me

This story humored me.

Stop throwing out your homoerotica??? He could be one of them types that hates those kind of people.

As did this follow-up post.

[Tyrbolift]

RANT, please help me with a computer issue.

I used to have this horizontal rectangle that would fill, left to right as you downloaded stuff. It would fill up later, sometimes, but it would then say "done."

Well, I accidentally erased it, and now for the likes of me, I can't figure out how to get it back. Calling from another phone has not worked either.

[Dominik]

Is your garbage service named Croydon Collection, by any chance?

I lol'd. He's definitely an Angry Aussie.

[PowderMonkey]

Garbage man is trolling me. For months my bin is the only one on the street left face down or on its side.

Today the bin is 20ft from where I left it dumped on its side. To achieve this feat he had to drive up the road and then activate the 'bombs away' button. Thanks man, I don't know you but I guess it's funny that you hate me.

tim cook has employed someone to come and kick your bins over every time they are put out.
i thought you should know. i tried to convince him otherwise, but he was set in his ways.

[kvk1]

[adamdavidson47]

Fuuck yeah. Wife and daughter gone to my mother's until tomorrow. I don't have to work tomorrow. I'm going to get drunk and fall down tonight, Im2manly style:

[adamdavidson47]

RANT, please help me with a computer issue.

I used to have this horizontal rectangle that would fill, left to right as you downloaded stuff. It would fill up later, sometimes, but it would then say "done."

Well, I accidentally erased it, and now for the likes of me, I can't figure out how to get it back. Calling from another phone has not worked either.

Edit: If you are using firefox, click tools at the top and then downloads.

[kvk1]

Fuuck yeah. Wife and daughter gone to my mother's until tomorrow. I don't have to work tomorrow. I'm going to get drunk and fall down tonight, Im2manly style:

33.

[chazzy1864]

It warms my heart that everyone associates a2m with that kind of retarded drinking and that it makes him irate that no one points it out about me.

[ThickAsABrick]

ugh.

There's a reason you don't usually see obese guys in a UPS truck.

That is all.

They're all usually on phones.

[chazzy1864]

Kvk, I didn't sign off on you. My internets cut out for a bit. I returned and you left.

[ThickAsABrick]

There has to be a reason.

Maybe Dom is the Frep of his neighborhood.






















Nah, Dom is a cool dude.

[chazzy1864]

Oh snap, I just had a wonderful revelation.

First, the End of the World party is on the 21st of this month. The Mayans, in their infinite wisdom, scheduled that on a Friday. Awesome of them. But then I was wondering. Is the world ending at Midnight that night? So 12:01am Saturday the 22nd = gone?

If so, that is only a few hours of partying on Friday night, which seems pointless. SO then I was like... sh*t, maybe I should tear it up throughout all of Friday. Make it a day drinking party to naturally end at midnight when the world goes? But then I was like... oh snap! THis is the last day to party ever, so gotta get it in.

Fatality Friday!!! Starting at 12:01am Friday until midnight that night. Midnight to midnight drinking baby!! It would be much easier than 6am to 6am, since you won't be drinking your last 10 hours or so at night, which sucks hard core. I'd just have to find a few friends who are off work that day and get some 40s for Edward Fortyhands, since that is apparently a must for me while doing Marathon Monday variations (e.g., Suicide Saturday or Sunday and now Fatality Friday).



Oh yes!! I am all sorts of giddy thinking about this!!!

[ThickAsABrick]

Drew Brees consecutive touchdown streak: Broken.

Sweeeet.

Worst game I've seen him play.

Pleased to get a solid effort from Turner.

Isn't that BK guy your boy? Tell him to sub out McCoy for someone actually playing. He's got a chance to rack up a second win!

+ welcome, Denard Span

[Dominik]

Maybe Dom is the Frep of his neighborhood.

You've got me thinking. I have been on the receiving end of higher than usual levels of douchebaggery lately.

Maybe the man upstairs is trolling me.

[ThickAsABrick]

Kvk, I didn't sign off on you. My internets cut out for a bit. I returned and you left.

Clingon Chuzzle has spoken.