RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Miketoc]

It's very metro/hipster, be timeless.

[therorschach]

I get a sweater over a dress shirt, but a sweater over a polo is weird. Anything over a polo is weird.

[Miketoc]

I get a sweater over a dress shirt, but a sweater over a polo is weird. Anything over a polo is weird.

This. Unless it's me wearing a blazer over a polo. I make anything look good.

[adamdavidson47]

Why?

I call it The Mosby.

You should call it The Gay.

[kvk1]

I don't wear anything over a polo either.

Except for my chronic shame and neurosis.

[mjw8204]

This. Unless it's me wearing a blazer over a polo. I make anything look good.

You might think so..

[Miketoc]

You might think so..

Back up off me yo!

[ThickAsABrick]

You should call it The Gay.

shut up

[kvk1]

Miketoc is not a part of your system.

He's an adult.

[adamdavidson47]

shut up

You have nothing to add to this conversation. Nobody else here wears sleeveless Coors Light T-shirts to show off their 90s barbed wire tat.

[therorschach]

-_-

[ThickAsABrick]

You have nothing to add to this conversation. Nobody else here wears sleeveless Coors Light T-shirts to show off their 90s barbed wire tat.

you have nothing to add to this thread.

[adamdavidson47]

you have nothing to add to this thread.

You have nothing to add to the human race.

[kvk1]

You have nothing to add to this conversation. Nobody else here wears sleeveless Coors Light T-shirts to show off their 90s barbed wire tat.

Right intent.

Wrong mood in the room. Wrong delivery. Wrong content. Terrible/non-existent insult:humor ratio.

Add this to the annals of terrible adamdavidson47 posts to be recorded in the set of tubes we refer to as the internet

[Miketoc]

Right intent.

Wrong mood in the room. Wrong delivery. Wrong content. Terrible/non-existent insult:humor ratio.

Add this to the annals of terrible adamdavidson47 posts to be recorded in the set of tubes we refer to as the internet

Funny you mention tubes, I was just talking to a girl about an ectopic pregnancy.

[ThickAsABrick]

Right intent.

Wrong mood in the room. Wrong delivery. Wrong content. Terrible/non-existent insult:humor ratio.

Add this to the annals of terrible adamdavidson47 posts to be recorded in the set of tubes we refer to as the internet

He'd probably get stuck in one of the tubes, Augustus Gloop style.

[adamdavidson47]

He'd probably get stuck in one of the tubes, Augustus Gloop style.

Homer Simpson style, actually. Sheesh.

[Miketoc]

He'd probably get stuck in one of the tubes, Augustus Gloop style.

Or like books in the internet.

[kvk1]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ben...tt-damo,30855/

lol

poor benny boy

[mjw8204]

It seems like every time Chimichangason appears to be making some strides in his Rant posting, he takes a massive step back. It's as if he's afraid of becoming not terrible.

[adamdavidson47]

It seems like every time Chimichangason appears to be making some strides in his Rant posting, he takes a massive step back. It's as if he's afraid of becoming not terrible.

I get baited. It's not my fault.

[Miketoc]

It seems like every time Chimichangason appears to be making some strides in his Rant posting, he takes a massive step back. It's as if he's afraid of becoming not terrible.

You saw strides being made? Guess that was while I was in Nica...

[mrmrbill00003]

... sweaters ...

Cardigans: good for bringing out that inner left-leaning intellectual at the coffee shop fighting the assimilative dystopian future, in everyone.

Get yer Ginsberg on!

[Farley1324]

It seems like every time Chimichangason appears to be making some strides in his Rant posting, he takes a massive step back. It's as if he's afraid of becoming not terrible.

Upholding expectations can be difficult and stressful.

[Miketoc]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ben...tt-damo,30855/

lol

poor benny boy

The Bradley Cooper one was meaner: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bra...r-nomin,30857/

[mjw8204]

You saw strides being made? Guess that was while I was in Nica...

Maybe I'm being too generous with strides. He was less awful for a while.

[chazzy1864]

The Bradley Cooper one was meaner: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bra...r-nomin,30857/

lol wow

“This huge haul absolutely demolishes Cooper’s previous personal best of no nominations in 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and 2004.”

[strongforgood]

The Bradley Cooper one was meaner: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bra...r-nomin,30857/

I don't think it is slowing down his employment or salary prospects.

[kvk1]

Cardigans: good for bringing out that inner left-leaning intellectual at the coffee shop fighting the assimilative dystopian future, in everyone.

Get yer Ginsberg on!

I'm actually trying to bring out my inner Mr. Rogers.

The Bradley Cooper one was meaner: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bra...r-nomin,30857/

I have a love/hate relationship with BC.

He seems to be starring in either amazing or atrocious movies.

[mjw8204]

I'm actually trying to bring out my inner Mr. Rogers.