RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Dominik]

counsel people on their marriages

You're a marriage counselor?

No wonder you're such a cranky bastard.

[ThickAsABrick]

You're a marriage counselor?

No wonder you're such a cranky bastard.

Nope, I'm still with Initech.

[VoxExMachina]

You're a marriage counselor?

No wonder you're such a cranky bastard.

Hold it. This is getting confusing. You didn't always hate each other. There had to be some nice moments, during the courtship, maybe? Or the wedding? The wedding had to be fun! You have your families together. You have your decorations. Families coming together. That's a nice moment. What'd you have to eat?

Crab Cakes.

Are you kidding me? Crab c... how could you not have a good time eating crab cakes? I love 'em. Crab cakes, I love crab cakes. They're phenomenal. It's a good time, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Rubbin' up against each other, just a couple of kids who like to ****, trying to make it honest.

I get it.

[mjw8204]

Nope, I'm still with Initech.

I'm surprised the benefits package didn't lure you away to Penetrode.

[kvk1]

Intertrode.

[therorschach]

Nope, I'm still with Initech.

I'm surprised the benefits package didn't lure you away to Penetrode.

Intertrode.

*assault rifle*

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

[Orlando1234977]

You do subtle like Trollando does coherent English.

What a devastating jab.

Thank goodness I pulled the temptation to rep post 5807, or I really would have looked silly.

[Screamin]

F*cking fantastic

[GREENFEATHER]

Ostrich eggs, ftw!

They're damn good, very rich and at 4 quid outta my budget.

That is both intriguing and scary to me at the same time.

That's because all that low fat, high carb propaganda from big grain has blinded you. Come over to the dark side.

[theshoupguy]

Hold it. This is getting confusing. You didn't always hate each other. There had to be some nice moments, during the courtship, maybe? Or the wedding? The wedding had to be fun! You have your families together. You have your decorations. Families coming together. That's a nice moment. What'd you have to eat?

Crab Cakes.

Are you kidding me? Crab c... how could you not have a good time eating crab cakes? I love 'em. Crab cakes, I love crab cakes. They're phenomenal. It's a good time, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Rubbin' up against each other, just a couple of kids who like to ****, trying to make it honest.

I get it.

You shut your mouth when you're talking to him.

[Farley1324]

we should all pool our resources and buy all the muscle cars and gunz available before they all get outlawed.

In.

I got dibs on anything with an LSx engine + 5.56x45 ammunition.

Farles parked his muscle car in the delivery room.

I wish I made it that long. Sold the Camaro all the way back in 2007.

[adamdavidson47]

What a devastating jab.

Thank goodness I pulled the temptation to rep post 5807, or I really would have looked silly.

I took it as a compliment.

They're damn good, very rich and at 4 quid outta my budget.



That's because all that low fat, high carb propaganda from big grain has blinded you. Come over to the dark side.

I am not a low fat, high carb Hitler!!! Hail fat and protein!

[Lencho]

ND getting exposed.


lol

[Farley1324]

ND getting exposed.


lol

As if there was ever any doubt

[Lencho]

As if there was ever any doubt

True, true.

[therorschach]

True, true.

Those binaural beatz are fu*king my sh*t up. How do you read while listening to that?

[im2manly]

eh ever since PSU got sandusky'd by the NCAA I haven't had much interest in college ball.

[Lencho]

Those binaural beatz are fu*king my sh*t up. How do you read while listening to that?

One word at a time, bro.

[kvk1]

What the hell are binaural beats?

[Dominik]

What the hell are binaural beats?

They help Lencho concentrate when he faps.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1004408913

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

What the hell are binaural beats?

It's a rectilinear compression modulator for your brain using stereophonic subtractive synthesis to achieve inner peace.



But that's not important right now.

[im2manly]

What the hell are binaural beats?

That fukin justin bieber song is stuck in my head. Alllll I nnneeeeddd isss a beauttty and a beat!!

[Dominik]

Glad to see a guy from my city playing American football.



But a YOLO tattoo?

[Lencho]

They help Lencho concentrate when he faps.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1004408913

They help me reach Fapvana.


He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun

[theshoupguy]

It's a rectilinear compression modulator for your brain using stereophonic subtractive synthesis to achieve inner peace.



But that's not important right now.


[img]http://binauralbrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/What-can-binaural-beats-be-used-for.jpg[ /img]

I'll compress your rectal linear modulator.

[Orlando1234977]

ND getting exposed.


lol

ugh again nobody wants to see u needle dick.

[chazzy1864]

Don't want to see it either.

Back in the 70s we had a 'supercar scare' here with politicians trying to convince everyone powerful cars were unsafe.

Today the safest cars you can drive are high performance cars. Of course a Nissan GT-R can accelerate much faster than a Corolla but which one is safer once they're traveling the same speed? In terms of handling and braking it's not even a contest.

Agreed. I bet my car can go from 100-0 far faster, with far better control than the basic ol' sedan on the road.

Bigger rotors, calipers. Better tires and larger contact patch. Better center of gravity and suspension to keep weight centered.










+ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




++ You all are welcome for the size. I tried to find one suitable for the occasion.

[Dominik]

Agreed. I bet my car can go from 100-0 far faster, with far better control than the basic ol' sedan on the road.

Bigger rotors, calipers. Better tires and larger contact patch. Better center of gravity and suspension to keep weight centered.

Sadly it's a concept politicians and assorted paranoid asshats will never grasp.

Your average passenger car shuttling families around might have a ton of airbags, but it's also fitted with the shîttiest brakes, tires, and suspension available. Manufacturers save all the good stuff for their performance models because your average soccer mom doesn't want to fork out extra for that.

So take both types of cars traveling along at legal speeds having to brake suddenly or pull a quick evasive move to avoid a crash, and I know which one I'd rather be in.

[ThickAsABrick]

So take both types of cars traveling along at legal speeds having to brake suddenly or pull a quick evasive move to avoid a crash, and I know which one I'd rather be in.

A V8 Interceptor?

[Dominik]

A V8 Interceptor?

No, a Canyonero.