RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[ThickAsABrick]

If we can get enough people I will. As it is, even though I started recruiting in like May or June, we couldn't fill the roster.

I'd bet that if he asks nicely now, AsstoHousewifely's fiancee will loan him the 50 bucks. He should be able to work it off through his household chores this far in advance.

[ThickAsABrick]

I say you kill your heroes and
fly, fly, baby don't cry.
No need to worry 'cause
everybody will die.
Every day we just
go, go, baby don't go.
Don't you worry we
love you more than you know.

[mjw8204]

TAAB: I trust you had a delightful Yuletide celebration?

[chazzy1864]

LOL. Baseball isn't a topic of choice in the rant?

There is baseball talk, but not fantasy baseball talk. TAAB has recently become quite interested in the Nats and keeps loose tabs on other teams around the league. A2m, is confident he knows all there is to know and will point out the flaws in all of your predictions pre-season and become oddly quiet when your predictions are accurate by the end of season. MrMrBill loves the Giants and following his division, but follows all of the league as well. I partake in fantasy and keep tabs on all teams to some extent as well.

... and serve.

[img]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5221263&d=1356711636[img]

That looks delicious. I contemplated making love to it, but then figured it might end with an embarrassing hospital trip. I'll stick to just eating.

[adamdavidson47]

There is baseball talk, but not fantasy baseball talk. TAAB has recently become quite interested in the Nats and keeps loose tabs on other teams around the league. A2m, is confident he knows all there is to know and will point out the flaws in all of your predictions pre-season and become oddly quiet when your predictions are accurate by the end of season. MrMrBill loves the Giants and following his division, but follows all of the league as well. I partake in fantasy and keep tabs on all teams to some extent as well.

That looks delicious. I contemplated making love to it, but then figured it might end with an embarrassing hospital trip. I'll stick to just eating.

Understood. Fantasy baseball is a lot different than fantasy football. Not much to talk about. I prefer to talk about the actual game itself anyways. Baseball is my favorite sport.

[Lencho]

Beisbol bean berry berry good to me.

[ThickAsABrick]

Beisbol bean berry berry good to me.

fcking lol @ your rep comment

[ThickAsABrick]

TAAB: I trust you had a delightful Yuletide celebration?

I made the Yuletide gay.

[Lencho]

fcking lol @ your rep comment

I didn't realize the versatility of it until after I typed it, ifuknowwutimsayinandithinkyoudo.

[CYTX]

I didn't realize the versatility of it until after I typed it, ifuknowwutimsayinandithinkyoudo.

Hi friends

How's it hanging?

[Lencho]

Hi friends

How's it hanging?

You ever been to Alice, TX?

[CYTX]

You ever been to Alice, TX?

No, wife's family way down there?

[Orlando1234977]

I'm in.

Do you guys do a baseball league too?

I'll plai

[Lencho]

No, wife's family way down there?

Yep.

It's a crappy place to visit, but I'd never want to live there.

[therorschach]

My blade sampler pack for my shaver arrived today. I look forward to discovering new ways of nicking my face. Also, I bought a stand for the shaver and brush, but the brush doesn't fit, unless you just insert the bristles part of it, making it look stupid. Anyways, I'll just go about my merry phaggot way.

[GREENFEATHER]

Catch-22 there. These and Suzukis are known to turn over a little easy.

Gee, that's REAL fukn original. You might wanna read up on that, it took them 14 tries to get it to go up on 2 wheels.

Lulz.

[GREENFEATHER]

[strongforgood]

Catching up on rantitude after almost one week. Visited In-laws, drove a Ford Expedition (yay), ate too much, did not work out once, flights cancelled due to winter storm, finally home. Cliffs?

[kvk1]

[Lencho]

Catching up on rantitude after almost one week. Visited In-laws, drove a Ford Expedition (yay), ate too much, did not work out once, flights cancelled due to winter storm, finally home. Cliffs?

- Trollando won the rant FF league and is now more insufferable than ever before. No, I didn't think it was possible either.
- kvk is fighting through a visit from the estranged one for the good of the family. It's the holidays - we must all suffer together.
- Ranters were treated well by Santy Claws and received various gifts of games, booze, shaving accessories, etc.
- phaggots gonna phag
- Guns don't kill people - people who debate about guns on forums kill people through what amounts to assisted suicide.
- how you doin'?

[Final_Rep]

Took the dags skijoring for the first time today. Went pretty well but they will need more training and ... well, they're puppies still, so we don't want to push them hard yet.

Also, when they get good exercise they tend to sleep better and not wake us up at 0300.

Win win!

[im2manly]

how is it raising a husky Frep? I always wanted one but I always heard they refuse to listen/obey.

[Final_Rep]

how is it raising a husky Frep? I always wanted one but I always heard they refuse to listen/obey.

Well tbh I don't have any comparison since these are my first dags, so take this with a grain of salt.

They listen and obey, but it takes serious training. You have to constantly keep working on it. Your best bet is to use positive reinforcement with treats.

As far as my two: they are starting to learn several tricks and be more disciplined. We can leave them in the house for hours without coming home to pee/poop on the floor so they're pretty well house trained. They know sit/play dead/shake/high five/come/speak etc. They will usually respond unless something caught their attention like another dog, then it's 50/50 that they will listen; i.e. sometimes they'll heel when another dog is around, other times they won't.

Cliffs: They can be a great breed but require more work to be so.

[Dominik]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/...-1226544885683

JUST when Rafael Nadal's knee had recovered, a stomach virus has forced the Spaniard to delay his return to tennis by another couple of months.

Nadal announced Friday that he will miss next month's Australian Open and probably won't play again until the end of February, saying he needed time to recover from a stomach virus that already prevented him from making his return at Abu Dhabi this week.

The latest setback comes after being sidelined since June with a knee injury, which forced him out of this year's Olympics and U.S. Open. He had planned to make his return to the ATP tour at the Qatar Open in Doha next month before the Jan. 14-27 Australian Open, but pulled out of both events.

This is getting ridiculous.

[400Lb Gorilla]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/...-1226544885683

JUST when Rafael Nadal's knee had recovered, a stomach virus has forced the Spaniard to delay his return to tennis by another couple of months.

Nadal announced Friday that he will miss next month's Australian Open and probably won't play again until the end of February, saying he needed time to recover from a stomach virus that already prevented him from making his return at Abu Dhabi this week.

The latest setback comes after being sidelined since June with a knee injury, which forced him out of this year's Olympics and U.S. Open. He had planned to make his return to the ATP tour at the Qatar Open in Doha next month before the Jan. 14-27 Australian Open, but pulled out of both events.

This is getting ridiculous.

Wish i could skip 3 months of work for a stomach virus lol

[theshoupguy]

Back from Michigan. Georgia is stinky and really warm. I miss snow.

First time pooping in your own toilet after a vacation makes all the holiday travel worthwhile though.

[Farley1324]

Back from Michigan. Georgia is stinky and really warm. I miss snow.

First time pooping in your own toilet after a vacation makes all the holiday travel worthwhile though.

Truth

[Orlando1234977]

Catching up on rantitude after almost one week. Visited In-laws, drove a Ford Expedition (yay), ate too much, did not work out once, flights cancelled due to winter storm, finally home. Cliffs?

...

Edit: stats/recaps/highlights; Lencode'.

+ How you doin?

Good week of bowl games on the tap.

[therorschach]

calvin and hobbes

Not sure if you saw this yet:
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimcalvin

[im2manly]

Not sure if you saw this yet:
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimcalvin

reddit is so queer.