ITT Post the Dumbest Thing a Non-lifter has Said to You

[Beowu1f]

Title. I'll start it off.

Non-lifter enters my dorm room
Points at my multivitamin and says "I knew you took steroids!"
many lols were had

go.

[cjl14]

Title. I'll start it off.

Non-lifter enters my dorm room
Points at my multivitamin and says "I knew you took steroids!"
many lols were had

go.

Points at my protein shake and says "That's cheating!"

my response "no protein for me, I'm all natty brah"

[Sprite11]

You and your stupid steroids. 💪

[Eddysx]

"idk why people even lift when they can just buy serious mass protein and get jacked" kid was dead srs

[grux12]

Grux, protein is the devil. I will NOT have it in my house!

Srs.

[cjl14]

Srs.

many lols just occured!

[DerekEt]

Grux, whoever said that must have autism.

Confirm/deny

[Beowu1f]

Srs.

rotfl dat was intensely funneh

[V3lcity]

Claiming I'm not natural and will end up dying early because I take "too many supplements" (multi, protein, fish oil, green tea extract, l-carnitine)

[grux12]

Grux, whoever said that must have autism.

Confirm/deny

Deny. She may have legit OCD, but no autism.


She's just absurdly unaware.

[RollTideNation]

That whey protein would make me fat if I didn't include cardio in my routine. I didn't even respond. Just walked away like a boss.

[MilkBender]

when asked about supplements I take I said creatine. this is the response

"dude no!! when you working out in 4-5 years all the muscle you got from creatine will turn into water and fat"

[danielkirillov]

Protein, creatine, and steroids are all the same but they just have different names right? He was srs.

[Dgwear]

Lol i was reading a book about fat loss and my brother came over and looked at an example picture with me and said "see here he was fat, then he wasnt as fat, then he wasnt fat anymore ... i know its a hard concept to grasp, youll get it eventally"

[Eddysx]

or muscle turn to fat when you stop lifting. facepalm

[Tb0282]

Lifting makes your penor shrink. (srs)

[Enficy]

I used to squat 300lb's then I stopped, idk my max anymore.

[IASONA]

- Creatine is really bad for you, don't take it
- The effects of creatine turn up years later
- Your protein is making you angry
- Your over doing it
- What protein can i buy turns fat into muscle?

Talking about protein as if it doesn't exist in foods

So many more that i can't remember

I think some people who lift say even dumber stuff, non-lifters are unaware, its funny when they say dumb stuff.
When someone who lifts says dumb things, i rage on the inside

[Natstokes14]

I used to squat 300lb's then I stopped, idk my max anymore.

Lol this, seems like every kid I've met used to squat over 3 plates

[MisturrBlake]

"ill just eat til im 200lbs of fat then turn it into muscle. gonna take the easy way out". had to bring my sht together by fetal position.

[jpfresh94]

"Creatine will shoot out your liver more than alcohol."

Bio teacher said and pointed out in class: you wouldnt need that syntha 6 shake if you ate right. ( was right after weight training class, just smh )

[Getriporshiton]

"ill just eat til im 200lbs of fat then turn it into muscle. gonna take the easy way out". had to bring my sht together by fetal position.

Lulz

I told my buddy today if you wanna get big eat big. Looked at me and said I want muscle and lose fat

Other favorite is that I lost weight the "unhealthy" way because I didn't cardio.

[apujols24]

What are you on? I heard your taking muscle milk.
Fish oil is bad. It has mercury in it.
Legs more than once a week is bad.
Squats hurt your knees if you go too low.

[deransdell]

my roommate at college doesn't really lift, he's goes once a week or less during the middle of the night and when I ask what he did (always random **** that doesn't go together or makes any sense whatsoever) he doesn't even know the name of the lift so just kinda does the motion and says 'did some of these'

[iwanagetbig]

my friend who played football freshman year(hs) said squats stunt your growth like crazy bro, thats why i dont do legs" <-- doesnt do anything and then he says "i grew 6in in two months after i stopped squating"

[Kraddi]

Whey protein will shrink your ballz srs

[koloxid]

lol im not that kind of girl

[OAHUGROWN808]

"wen i startz lifting im gunna turn all diz fat into musclez!"

As if some sort of chemical change will magically change the structure of fat into muscle. ****ing idiots

[whalehunter1000]

i'm curvy - Fat whale

[ALBoldt]

i'm curvy - Fat whale

Oh god. Is this **** all over your ******** too? Fat girls taking pictures of themselves in slutty clothes with captions like "Skinny girls can do it, and so can I, because it makes me feel beautiful!" and getting like 100 likes for being brave? I don't understand why whales would willingly give up the very clothes that hide their blubber