My date summed up in 1 text..(fml)(srs)

[evansanity]

got friend zone?

I atke it you didn't read the thread.


Also i was pretty awkward when i was trying to make my move lol.

im like "mind if i sit there (seat right next to her)"
there was like an open bookbag there and like a bag of candy, when i move the bookbag all the books fell out all over the place and the bag of candy fell on the floor.

Was awkward as ****.

[Dabonusballa]

I atke it you didn't read the thread.


Also i was pretty awkward when i was trying to make my move lol.

im like "mind if i sit there (seat right next to her)"
there was like an open bookbag there and like a bag of candy, when i move the bookbag all the books fell out all over the place and the bag of candy fell on the floor.

Was awkward as ****.

Then you pulled out your cawk. Right?

[RAGEDEMON87]

Im negging you OP , alpha crew has not been removed.

[evansanity]

Im negging you OP , alpha crew has not been removed.

rep power: 5


not gunna neg you brah, but you really shouldn't be negging people with 5 rep power, thats a good way to get into the red around here.

[Wildcats160]

Keep your head up OP, you'll find your prince charming









Wait wut?

[SkinnyKunt]

First mistake was bringing her out for dinner

[smashcrunch]

Cheer up brah. If she keeps meeting up with you alone it's just a matter of time before you smash. Notice she said "start" as friends, not "just" friends. She's probably just looking at you as a boyfriend and doesn't want to come off as easy.

[AusPower]

She didn't give it up on the first date, that's a goo thing if you want an actual relationship.

If you just wanted to have sex you should have gone to a nightclub and picked up a one night stand.

[jwlee7ucla]

username: evansanity

status: as expected


carry on, *******.

[AcEXBOX]

u *******. I tried that the other night at a party... failed because I had hooked up with her cousin before... whatever not a single fukk is given. Next thing I know.. friday comes along and somehow she gets my number and invites me out. lol I was drunk and not thinking. rejected the sloot.

bishes like to play hard to get brah.

[relapz134487]

Don't know how you can't get laid in Ohio..all there is to do is get fukd up and fuk.

[vtecaddict]

Should have taken her to a bar
Gotten yucky
Inotiate touch, which releases oxycotin, simulating love chemicals
Smash that night

[vtecaddict]

Dinner dates are when you are in a stable relationship

Strong 70's dating tactics op

[CollegeStudent8]

lol dude, you dont take a woman out to dinner before you **** her.

[evansanity]

Cheer up brah. If she keeps meeting up with you alone it's just a matter of time before you smash. Notice she said "start" as friends, not "just" friends. She's probably just looking at you as a boyfriend and doesn't want to come off as easy.

yeah friend was texting me today saying shes still into me and I shouldnt give up....lol so much work for a 5/10, what evver happens happens, im just done pursuing this girl.

username: evansanity

status: as expected


carry on, *******.

u mad I bring lols to the misc at my own expense






i kinda am

She didn't give it up on the first date, that's a goo thing if you want an actual relationship.

If you just wanted to have sex you should have gone to a nightclub and picked up a one night stand.

kinda just want a FWB or something, im too young to get caught in a srs relationship.

[evansanity]

Dinner dates are when you are in a stable relationship

Strong 70's dating tactics op

WASN'T my idea, I WAS INVITED to double date dinner/movie.

[vtecaddict]

Where in ohio btw?

[evansanity]

Where in ohio btw?

Why do you ask?

[vtecaddict]

WASN'T my idea, I WAS INVITED to double date dinner/movie.

double dates are so cring worthy if you don't know the girl, srs

[4ndrew]

OP this is where the healing begins

[jiMithing11]

[NYPat]

OP did you try throwing a Reeces at her?

[kevin1645]

dude...she has been texting me nonstop and initating text convos with me and being rly flirty ans shes a super shy/quiet girl. all my/her friends say shes rly into me.

Just had the same experience with a girl, and then she tells me she has a boyfriend.

[jwlee7ucla]

yeah friend was texting me today saying shes still into me and I shouldnt give up....lol so much work for a 5/10, what evver happens happens, im just done pursuing this girl.



u mad I bring lols to the misc at my own expense






i kinda am



kinda just want a FWB or something, im too young to get caught in a srs relationship.

I feel bad for the threads you create, because

1) I can't tell if trolling

2) if not trolling, its pathetic, because you seem to turn good advice into bad ones.

example:

Misc says "apples are good for you"

You spend an entire week eating rotten apples, then make a thread saying "fuk you misc, I took your advice n now I got worms in my stomach"

Are you seriously unaware of how badly you follow advice?

[RAGEDEMON87]

neg me ******* my body is ready

[lethalandcruel]

op thanks for the dinner








you're her servant now,if you got friend zoned you didn't act alpha

[OPISAPHA]

your mindset's wrong

imagine you go into the gym for your first time and try to bench bout 350. expecting to pull it off is unreasonable, but going "WAAAhhh confidence gone will never go to gym again" is straight retarded.
keep putting the effort in and you'll see slow steady gains. before you know it your game will be thick. solid. tight nom sayin

[evansanity]

I feel bad for the threads you create, because

1) I can't tell if trolling

2) if not trolling, its pathetic, because you seem to turn good advice into bad ones.

example:

Misc says "apples are good for you"

You spend an entire week eating rotten apples, then make a thread saying "fuk you misc, I took your advice n now I got worms in my stomach"

Are you seriously unaware of how badly you follow advice?

haha lol'd at your comparison

Just had the same experience with a girl, and then she tells me she has a boyfriend.

damn sorry brah

double dates are so cring worthy if you don't know the girl, srs

oh, it wasn't bad, was prety fun up until I fuarked up

[Rawdogmadfemalz]

not sure how?


brb torn pecs
brb ****ty GPA this semester
brb forever aloner

brb scarred for life

I laughed si hard at torn pecs hahahahahaha, you tore both pecs? Lmao

[TrentBologne]

holy **** lmao