Subbed, oneitis is coming into town for christmas and I have a semi-date with her. Time to escalate and find a good line.
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11-26-2012, 10:49 PM #31Registered User
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11-26-2012, 10:51 PM #32H20, LEAN, SAME THING!
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subbed. gonna use a few of these on some yamps.
"My head is banging like Metallica. Swallow a bottle of advil up, then head back to the bedroom where she suck me dry like Dracula"
Lord crew
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11-26-2012, 10:55 PM #33Registered User
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Lmao hahahaha Smh.... ur so sillyOriginally Posted by pwoL
heres some of my trollings from last year
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11-26-2012, 10:55 PM #34Registered User
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subbed going to try these out this month
**MISC LIFTING CREW**
**Always pick 4 crew**
**Misc Fishermen Crew**
Bench 100kg x3 (Target 140x5)
Deadlift 130kg x3 (Target 200x1)
Squat 80kg x4 - weak as phuck
Rack Pulls 150kg x2
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11-26-2012, 10:59 PM #35Registered User
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will try later
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11-26-2012, 11:57 PM #36Registered User
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is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just glad to see me
wait wut
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11-27-2012, 12:03 AM #37Registered User
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ho ho ho give me some poosy
cookies*
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11-27-2012, 12:07 AM #38Registered User
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Wont you ride my slay tonight?
*self absorbed narcissist crew*
*only life goal is to look good crew*
*needs even more external validation than a woman crew*
*changes shirt 5 times before going to the grocery store crew*
*get depressed because not enough girls checked you out for the day crew*
*fishes for compliments from gay guys and fat chicks crew*
*personality is flat because only looks are relied upon crew*
*checks out every window reflection crew*
*girls think were players but cant live up to the hype crew*
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11-27-2012, 12:13 AM #39Registered User
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
Also, thisOriginally Posted by KouRon
dat feel when you have no1 to txt
HTC
STEMcel
Xboxcel
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11-27-2012, 04:54 AM #40ϟϟBMBCϟϟ
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luckily i left this up in my browser, no recollection of making this
bump***Knee Draggers Unite***
2003 CBR600 F4i
h4te crew. (yes stylin on you)
u mad?
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11-27-2012, 05:01 AM #41Registered User
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this thread should be a stickie. (srs)
Do. Or do not. There is no try. -Master Yoda
Eat/Lift/Sleep/Train/Repeat.
What we do in life, echoes in eternity. - Zyzz
Stats (1RM)
Squat - 125Kg
Deadlift - 170kg
Bench - 75Kg
OHP - 55Kg
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11-27-2012, 05:03 AM #42i cum in peace
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in for thread full of potential
das it mane, das it crew.
show me your credentials crew.
nah bro i'm sweet crew.
i don't know either lol crew.
ooo i'm a ghost crew.
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11-27-2012, 05:03 AM #43Registered User
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in for this
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11-27-2012, 05:15 AM #44Long Arms of Peace
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In for holiday season pickup lines
Minimalist Crew
-- Spring Cutters Crew --
A JA cake a day keeps the binge away.
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11-27-2012, 05:26 AM #45High Warlord
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"Want to see the 'North Pole'?"
"Want to taste my Yule Log?"
"Are you an angel, cause you can sit on top of my tree"☆☆☆υк ¢яєω☆☆☆
RIP Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian
"People used to laugh at me in the gym 'cause I was the skinniest there and couldn't bench the bar. Now I'm the one that laughs at everyone." - Zyzz
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11-27-2012, 05:33 AM #46Hit 'em with a freezepop!
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My sack is full, do you know where I can deposit its contents?
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11-27-2012, 05:34 AM #47Banned
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In!
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11-27-2012, 05:35 AM #48Registered User
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innnnnn
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11-27-2012, 05:37 AM #49Returning some videotapes
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"It's almost christmas and I want to fuk you."
Yeah?Permanent reminder that MBisonSon is a fgt => https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=181456073
Permanent reminder of his cowardly and embarrassing response => https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=181466023 (if this link is dead, the cuckening is complete)
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11-27-2012, 05:37 AM #50Registered User
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In.
***Reinstate Namean Crew***
Instagram @vivala_ap
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11-27-2012, 05:40 AM #51Registered User
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usually never do these but they're so funny... in.
who do you usually text these to? I'm not trying to screw up with people I see regularly or need stuff from, right?S&P
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11-27-2012, 05:54 AM #52Registered User
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false brah is wrongOriginally Posted by wwjbd242
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11-27-2012, 06:06 AM #53Registered User
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IN for some Christmas cheer
Happy, Healthy, Complete.
*Misc Cologne Crew*
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11-27-2012, 06:09 AM #54[300 Spartan Perioeci]
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innnnn
Let's get this bread
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11-27-2012, 06:09 AM #55CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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"My cum tastes like egg nog. Want sum bish"
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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11-27-2012, 06:12 AM #56Registered User
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Oh lawd bad thread to read when in the middle of a library. I keep crackin up and getting Bert stared hard.
In for more cheeky lines, definitely some good ones so far** Home Improvement Crew **
✔ █♦◢ Wendy Peffercorn Crew ◣♦█ ✔
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11-27-2012, 06:12 AM #57Coming from a 42 year old this is just creepyOriginally Posted by RICHSTRONG
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11-27-2012, 06:18 AM #58my thoughts exzachary lolOriginally Posted by VeinyPenor
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11-27-2012, 06:24 AM #59Registered User
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in, will probably send some of these closer to christmas lol
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11-27-2012, 06:28 AM #60Witch King Genetics
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Haha I'm in a lecture class on my phone and everyone keeps glancing at me cusi keep smirking.Originally Posted by IronTitty
On topic I might use some of these.Occasional troll.
Start 120 lbs - Goal 180 lbs. Bulking.
Lifts in 3-5 range. Dont do 1 rep max. D-340/B-245/S-255/OHP-155
*Dallas Misc*
*Lean Bulkers Crew*
*Long Hair Crew*
*Pale Bishes Crew*
Do you like pinup/rockabilly/psychobilly girls? Check this out then ---> http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158406683
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