the christmas text for sex thread now

[matcallo]

subbed

[RevengeBrah]

Inn

[thepillager]

Lets play Santa baby, you lay under the tree and I'll empty my sack.

[bobbobson]

in for later

[Jamino]

In. I sent out different lines will post results!

[synihilist]

Lmao most of these are brilliant, in for sure.

[LargeWill]

i'll give this a morning bump

[Beoth]

Festive bump for updates

[phikappa]

Me: If a fat man in a red suit knocks you out and rapes you, it's because he wants to have sex with you as much as I do.

Her: Awww, that's sweet.

[BadumTish]

lawd. strong backfire.

[mikestarr]

i'm gonna fuc you till the world ends...so please let me come over 3 mins before 12/21/12

[blazevic]

Me: If a fat old man puts you in a bag call its highly likely that he will attempt rape
Her: what the ****, weirdo.
Me: Just saying santa aint real brah.

[snp1686]

[marcp10]

Did the fat man & the bag one and I got a «haha your so funny» back ....

[blazevic]

If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas

[phikappa]

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
It's so much fun to make new threads when all the Misc is gay
Hey!

[ven33]

Did you hear about the weather for Christmas? You're in for 8-10 inches in about 1 to 2 hours.

[MrWabbit]

Starting to it sounds a little creepy tho, so you're free to mix it up a bit.

You: What's your full name?/Btw, whats your full name?

Her: Why?/ Sloot McSlootingson. Why?

You: Just wanted to make sure Santa knows exactly what I want for christmas.


Or another short variation.

You: "How should I write your name on my christmas list?"



You: "To celebrate Jesus' birth let's get together and make another baby."

[JesuitGrind]

in like gin

[BMB1]

has anyone had results from the line being sent as an opener to girls on facebook firends list already who there has been no contact with?

[JesusShuttlesworth]

has anyone had results from the line being sent as an opener to girls on facebook firends list already who there has been no contact with?

lmao

to: someone you've never spoken with
message: send pics/white christmas sexual innuendo/what's your full name


yeah that should work

[JesusShuttlesworth]

"i've had a crush on you for many Christmas seasons"

[LiftingHeavyBro]

bump

[live2serve]

in on dis

[Flexz0r]

I see you when you're sleeping.

j/k, wanna see santa's little helper?

[phikappa]

Me: On Christmas night, if you look out your window and see a man in a red suit and he's masturbating....it's me.



I love you.


Her: Awww, how sweet.

[Forest239]

These have potential to go incredibly good or incredibly bad

[Klerkzter]

In for Line!

[ATPLflyer]

has anyone had results from the line being sent as an opener to girls on facebook firends list already who there has been no contact with?

I got 'Oh my, Im'speechless'

Think thats success ?

[crackheadd]

she replied this morning saying:




soooo like...what's up




Me: I'll give you a clue.






waiting to smash when she comes back home from school