Go to Levi's. See cute blonde working at register. Stand in line and pump myself up for what will most likely be horrible attempts at flirting. She leaves before i get to the front. Ask coworker what her name is, find her on ********.
Wish me luck brahs. Advice/tips would be cool. Although i probably won't listen to them because most of you are low-functioning sociopaths.
EDIT: I also want to see if this kind of stuff is even possible to accomplish. Ridiculously hard to not sound like ted bundy.
EDIT2: Here's the deal. She worked night shift there at like 3am. She's probably asleep right now. Im probably going to be asleep soon to. I'll post whatever responses i get, and if there are no responses in like 24-48 hours, I'll message again with "pls respond" and go from there.
EDIT3: Unfortunately it's come to my attention that this message might go into the "other" message box, and she might not notice it since you don't get any alert. That's a real bummer. Friends request is still there tho, but makes everything a lot less interesting. If she accepts it, I'll still have to end up explaining to her who the fk i am. Miniedit: Some people saying it wont go to the others folder. Conflicting stuff.
EDIT4: It's been ~7 hours since message was sent. No response. Might be a good time to ask her "pls respond", but I'll give it more time. Also, apparantly miscers all over the world are discovering they have an "others" messages folder on ******** and are finding all the 9/10's that they missed out on.
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11-23-2012, 07:45 AM #1Registered User
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Saw some cute girl IRL. Added on FB. She has no idea who i am. Wish me luck brahs.
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11-23-2012, 07:48 AM #2Registered User
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This will surely end well.
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11-23-2012, 07:49 AM #3
in.
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11-23-2012, 07:49 AM #4Registered User
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She's beautiful OP
"An independent woman is a contradiction in terms. For woman's chief want is to feel that she is wanted. Therefore it is that with women, cruelty is more easily borne than coldness. Indeed, It is astonishing how much downright cruelty a woman will stand from the man she loves or has loved. What women admire is a subtle combination of forcefulness and gentleness. If a woman has to choose between forcefulness and gentleness, always she will sacrifice the latter." - Arnold Haultain
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11-23-2012, 07:49 AM #5Registered Irish Brah
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no pics? u shud no the basics at this stage brah
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11-23-2012, 07:50 AM #6Registered User
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I can't get pics because her FB is privateOriginally Posted by BrahJamie
If she adds me I'll post pictures.
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11-23-2012, 07:51 AM #7Registered User
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in dot jaypeg
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11-23-2012, 07:51 AM #8Registered Irish Brah
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kk brahOriginally Posted by fireup6
I can't get pics because her FB is private If she adds me I'll post pictures.
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11-23-2012, 07:51 AM #9Banned
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In for where this is going
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11-23-2012, 07:51 AM #10Registered User
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It will work if you're good looking. Judging by the fact that you're 6'0 150 lbs, you're probably not good looking. So it probably wont work.
Take care & god blessDiabetic lifter
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11-23-2012, 07:52 AM #11Registered User
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Just because she's seeing someone doesn't mean you don't have a chance, brah... But as I see it, you are doing well up to this point. Good luck.
Oh, and pics please.
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11-23-2012, 07:52 AM #12Rip It
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gl brah let us know how it goes man lol IN
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11-23-2012, 07:52 AM #13
in b4 op is put on sex offenders register
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11-23-2012, 07:53 AM #14Doomsayer
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I predict zero chance of this working in your favor, good luck, and may odin have mercy on your soul.
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11-23-2012, 07:53 AM #155x5 bulking
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I literally cringed bro...
please tell me this isnt realI am a MISC Horr
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11-23-2012, 07:53 AM #16Katycel 🍼😫🍼
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u gotta b kiddingOriginally Posted by ugottabkidding
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; and if it is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
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11-23-2012, 07:54 AM #17Registered User
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mad creepy
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11-23-2012, 07:54 AM #18Sick C*nt
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you got nothing to lose brah
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11-23-2012, 07:54 AM #19Registered User
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end well this will not
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11-23-2012, 07:55 AM #20Registered User
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in on troll thread version #113983939303
already got the excuses coming 'can't see her pic because her profile is private'
How do you even know if you've got the right girl then.... sighhhhhIn the 1000lb club :D 15/09/13
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11-23-2012, 07:56 AM #21Platinum Member
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pics.
and gl and gjSoda free/Pork free
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11-23-2012, 07:56 AM #22Registered User
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Cringed at what? All that mad game I'm spewing?Originally Posted by H0rr
It's literally impossible to write something that doesn't make you sound nuts when you've never even made eye contact with the person. If you can write something better, I'm all ears.
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11-23-2012, 07:56 AM #23Not in teen misc. Be mad.
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inb4 blocked and OP kills himself
Had a good day? Go to the gym.
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11-23-2012, 07:56 AM #24Registered User
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repped op though cos even if theres only 0.1% chance of this working, its 0.1% more than if he hadn't messaged her (srs)
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11-23-2012, 07:57 AM #25technology brah
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in for response.
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11-23-2012, 07:57 AM #26MrPappageorgio
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Here I've been slaving so hard to charm the panties off dimes with my aesthetics and rugged masculinity, when all along I could use the creeper angle.
Seriously OP, that actually wasn't a bad opening salvo - she'll at least give you points for creativity.~Perma-bulk crew~
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11-23-2012, 07:58 AM #28Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by staunchbro
Bench 140kg x1
Squat 155kg x5
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11-23-2012, 07:58 AM #29Sick C*nt
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thisOriginally Posted by NeverLifted
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We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.
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If she adds me I'll post pictures.
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